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We’ve got ourselves a tilter.
(Via Joe L.)
Don’t tell me - the Dept of Peace is a SERIOUS proposal????
I thought it was a joke when it was mentioned before - my mistake obviously
So what about all those other departments - Defence, Homeland Security, etc
More expensive penpushers added to the taxpayer funded trough
But if it really is for real - on the committees there should be room for Babs, Brangelina, and of course Miss USA who wants world peace
Posted by aussiemagpie on 2006 11 14 at 10:37 AM • permalinkWe’ve got ourselves a tilter.
Ummm, “tilter” could be a bit mild. I believe this lady has an ass that allows a large tilt to be accomplished, without her falling over.
Thusly what you will have it not just a “tilt” but (pun intended) a wobble in the planet’s synchronous rotation. In other words sort of an
AssesAxis Wobble.# 6 rbj1
So it’s serious then
The flower kiddies are back in power
Posted by aussiemagpie on 2006 11 14 at 11:13 AM • permalinkPaco
I believe El Cid’s scientific analysis is correct. Either that, or the photographer tripped over his tripod when he was taking the picture.
Thanks…and I do believe that if the photographer tripped over his tripod when he was taking the picture, it was in fact due to the wobble in the planet’s synchronous rotation caused by the subject’s mass....:).
How’s the son doing?
And I have such a great answer to the above thread RESULTS UGLY but I must prepare and face the enemy, in the Bay County, Florida Property Appraiser’s and Tax Collector’s office who seem to think and act that being a citizen of the U.S., from Tennessee, does not count for squat when dealing with ones Florida’s property located in Bay County, Florida…that has been owned since 1982, by the ‘foreigner’ in their presence, from the dreaded State of Tennessee.
Hope I can remember my great and glorious retort. That is, if I’m not to pissed after the leaving enemies territory and their offices.
That looks really uncomfortable. She should see her chiropractor.
Posted by tim maguire on 2006 11 14 at 11:32 AM • permalink#9 el cid: I thought for sure that Tennessee and Florida had signed a bilateral treaty, by now.
On the Paco, Jr. front, we’re still continuing to get letters from all his comrades thanking us for the PowerBars and vitamins we sent to Paco, Jr. I wonder if he’s selling them? Nah, probably not. Not enough profit margin to make it worthwhile. Great bunch of recruits; a nice restorative after the debacle of election day.
Take a look at the endorsing organizations on the right: Amnesty International, American Muslim Voices, etc. A bigger collection of commie asshats you couldn’t find outside the Kremlin.
Denis Kucinich is a tool. aussiemagpie has it right in #2. This is just a big scam to get taxpayer money while further undermining America’s security.
Gee, can I have some departments established for all my unrealistic daydreams, too? And can I get other people to pay for them all, as well?
Let’s see . . . how ‘bout a Department of Cigarette Boats With Totally Hot Bow Babes and Unlimited Cash.
You know, I could probably think of a few others if I put my mind to it . . .
What a bunch of con artists and dupes. The image of organ grinders with monkeys comes to mind.
#14 Cosmo: That’s actually the government agency I work for. If you’ll simply fill out form CBTHBBUC/GSA-42 and mail, with a certified check or money order in the amount of US$100, to the Perquisites Assessment Corporate Office, c/o Pacovia Bank, Cayman Islands, we will be glad to assess your eligibility for the program.
I look like that most mornings. I’m collecting funds to buy a new bed (check my site for the Paypal info) so I won’t have to look like that anymore.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2006 11 14 at 12:37 PM • permalinkActually, frighteningly, we already have an Institute for Peace
These are the clowns…er, diplomats who appoint such people as Vernon Jordan and Sandra Day O’Connor to the Iraq Study Group, which is about to sell Iraq down the river…er, solve the problem, not the war.
I say, scrap the Defense Department, call it a War Department, and bring back Patton from the dead to run it.
Unless gravity does not act upon her hair (a possiblity), that tilt was done in the lab.
Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2006 11 14 at 12:54 PM • permalinkHoly crap, man! Give us a warning next time you link to something that massive!
I practically blew my lunch (chili dog w/ cheese; mmmmmmm…..) all over my employer’s flat panel display. Know I’m gonna have to tilt my head over the john.
Posted by Tex Lovera on 2006 11 14 at 01:23 PM • permalink#2 Don’t tell me - the Dept of Peace is a SERIOUS proposal????
Yes, along with the Ministry of Rainbows and the Commissariat of Hugs and Very Friendly Pats.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 11 14 at 02:02 PM • permalinkBut the Institute for Peace is “bipartisan”.
Hard left and leftier. I only see two possible sensible people on that. One from the Hudson and one from George Mason.
At any rate, they already have their Halliburton for contracts-the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace.
I think Cosmo has found a use for taxpyer bucks that I can get behind.
Wow, paco. And my new dream department already has all the paperwork and Byzantine procedural rituals of a real government agency!
Along with the check, I’ll include size, engine and color preferences for
themy boat (and for the girls, too), call brands for the bar, et., etc.Now, off to find a gold necklace with a pendant the size of a hood ornament. Bling, bling!
Is it me?
Or does she look somewhat Bride-of-Frankenstein-ish in that photo?
Posted by JJM Ballantyne on 2006 11 14 at 05:47 PM • permalinkBig tilt to the left on her own terms and an idiotic look. Perfect for the job.
Any country that opens a ‘ministry for peace’ is on the skids.
Years ago the leftists introduced something called ‘Peace Education’ for schools -really a vehicle to attack BRWDB Reagan and stop him sinking Communism.What do we have now??
‘Task Groups Against School Bullying’
That’s progress?Just who is the Peace Alliance in alliance with??
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2006 11 14 at 11:45 PM • permalink#4 El Cid, the word for xis wobble is NUTATION.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2006 11 14 at 11:47 PM • permalinkWreckage and El Cid,
If she:
tipped the earth off it’s access
kept her head at that angle
sewed bedspreads
was kept off Wreckage’s site
sang protest songs
was awash with rising water from global warming
and was very hot from the heat of climate change,she’d be an
out of kilter tilter quilter filter lilter silter wilter.ta DAH.
(I know, I know, back to work…)
The Dept of Peace could reference the Colt Peace Maker, for when your enemy is all dead, then you have Peace.
If not, then it’s a front group to manage the domestic population while we’re properly reeducated into the dos and donts of proper dhimmiousity.
Anyone daring to disagree is in league with Big Oil, obviously.
Could make a movie about her and her friends, say, “This is spinal tilt”, catchy hasnt been done before.
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 11 15 at 05:51 AM • permalinkHey, you’re looking at a guy that attended a Quaker college for ungraduate school. Great education in humanities and the liberal arts, with emphasis on liberal. But the whole institution was one big peace alliance.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 11 15 at 06:41 AM • permalink
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Its hard to fit a big head in a small box like that. What is it with all these actors thinking they are experts on politics and foreign policy?