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AUSTRALIA FRIGHTENS MODO

Julia Baird in the Sydney Morning Herald:

The New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd described Australia to me as an “apocalyptic Bushworld”.

She may have meant that as an insult.

Posted by Tim B. on 07/23/2005 at 01:56 AM
  1. Apocalyptic? What planet is she on?

    Posted by Aging Gamer on 2005 07 23 at 03:02 AM • permalink

  2. The Bush Derangement pla net. Obviously.

    Posted by Chaos on 2005 07 23 at 03:14 AM • permalink

  3. Dear MoDo is clearly in a brain meltdown!

    Posted by mamapajamas on 2005 07 23 at 03:19 AM • permalink

  4. An “apocalyptic Bushworld”, eh?  Sounds like fun!  Is Howard selling tickets, or is it by invite only?

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2005 07 23 at 03:22 AM • permalink

  5. Friend of mine just hit the nail I think. She’s been watching Mad Max.

    Posted by Aging Gamer on 2005 07 23 at 03:36 AM • permalink

  6. AG: Odd, I was thinking “Thunderdome” myself. ;)

    Posted by Patrick Chester on 2005 07 23 at 03:38 AM • permalink

  7. If she stepped off of Manhattan for one second her botox would curdle.

    Posted by goldsmith on 2005 07 23 at 03:48 AM • permalink

  8. Do they take classes in shallowness and stupidity in journalism school, or does the job just attract a certain type of person?

    I have to wonder after reading that article.

    Posted by Pixy Misa on 2005 07 23 at 03:49 AM • permalink

  9. Maureen: Mad Max is not, I repeat, not a documentary.

    Posted by Aaron - Freewill on 2005 07 23 at 03:55 AM • permalink

  10. Oh man, somebody beat me to it.

    Posted by Aaron - Freewill on 2005 07 23 at 03:57 AM • permalink

  11. Pixy Misa: I don’t believe that the level of stupidity on display can be taught.

    Posted by Hanyu on 2005 07 23 at 03:59 AM • permalink

  12. Hanyu: It’s self-taught by very eager people like MoDo.

    Posted by Patrick Chester on 2005 07 23 at 04:18 AM • permalink

  13. It has been a long week of man-love in Washington.(not that there’s anything wrong with that at the SMH or ABC)

    Then our bespectacled Prime Minister ..(something wrong with spectacles, Julia? Do try to find something worth using as denigration)

    After recently returning from almost six months in the US, I can offer only a motley but curious collection of insights ...(got that right, except for the word insights)

    Posted by blogstrop on 2005 07 23 at 04:22 AM • permalink

  14. Aaron-Freewill: Maureen: Mad Max is not, I repeat, not a documentary.

    Well how do you know?  Isn’t it set in 2007 ?

    ( And didn’t MoDo get sacked, btw? )

    Posted by zeppenwolf on 2005 07 23 at 04:26 AM • permalink

  15. If she stepped off of Manhattan for one second her botox would curdle.

    goldsmith, I thought her botox curdled a long time ago…...

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2005 07 23 at 04:28 AM • permalink

  16. Gee, that Baird article sucked arses.

    Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2005 07 23 at 05:25 AM • permalink

  17. The sydney morning get back under the covers and into the foetal position.

    Posted by crash on 2005 07 23 at 05:32 AM • permalink

  18. Meanwhile over in la la land at sbs for “special people”,they are unafraid to tackle the HARD multicultie news stories.
    ...see “Practising Bob Sledding Indoors"or perhaps the “Yet ANOTHER film which has been shown internationally looks like being banned HERE.(About the aftermath of child abuse). Well there’ll be plenty of exciting action in that for Pommetanz and her cohorts to linger over.

    Posted by crash on 2005 07 23 at 05:56 AM • permalink

  19. Living in Perth and I still cannot escape the wretched Fairfax press - is there no justice anymore in Oz?

    Posted by Louis on 2005 07 23 at 05:57 AM • permalink

  20. I mean we wouldn’t want to spoil their fun here in Australia would we.

    Posted by crash on 2005 07 23 at 05:58 AM • permalink

  21. O/T .Did anyone else in Aust watch the netball on ABC today? It was between the Sydney Swifts and the Perth Orioles ~ fantastic! (rolls eyes).

    Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2005 07 23 at 06:13 AM • permalink

  22. A fluffy, piece-of-nothing article from a woman with a chip on her shoulder.
    When I think of Australia, I think of Diggers— “it’s probably just as real as the rest.”

    Whatever, lady.

    Posted by Donnah on 2005 07 23 at 06:53 AM • permalink

  23. Talk about journalism lite… Erratic, poorly written, and fractured. What an article!

    She displays bitter dislike of Howard (not HER sort or thinker, how gauche the little man is), then it seems to dawn on her that this damned plebe just happens to have made Australia in to something close to a Great Power.

    I’d fail her if this was a high school essay. Probably explains why she is a journalist, and I am not.

    MarkL
    Canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2005 07 23 at 07:22 AM • permalink

  24. Stupid slapper must have backed the Jaapies.

    Posted by Habib on 2005 07 23 at 07:44 AM • permalink

  25. The bitchy comment about spectacles is straight out of Left 101.

    John Howard has suffered hearing problems since childhood. Loser-liberals, afraid,  wouldn’t touch that in a million years, but they think they can step neatly around it by making idiotic slights about Mr Howard’s sight. (And his height - ‘Little Johnny’.)

    ‘Little Johnny’ - bespectacled - is currently looming large in the world.

    His shadow is casting thousands of liberals into a very dark shade.

    Posted by ilibcc on 2005 07 23 at 07:57 AM • permalink

  26. I like to think of “Little Johnny” as Big Bad John of yore. “Everybody knows you don’t mess with Big John”.

    And, he’s certainly better looking than MoDo.

    Posted by Abu Qa'Qa on 2005 07 23 at 08:13 AM • permalink

  27. silly bitch.

    I wonder how she got that job?  I mean I actually have to work for a living and I can’t be any dumber than this broad..

    hmmmmmmmmm

    Posted by terryelee on 2005 07 23 at 08:24 AM • permalink

  28. The New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd”.... “Kate Jennings, an Australian writer who has lived in New York for many years”.... “College students …in a bar in Harvard Square, near Boston”.... 

    Not what I would consider a representative sample for purposes of drawing conclusions about a nation, but then I’m probably just feeling slighted, belonging as I do to the less significant population segment.  You know – that other 97% of U.S. citizens who live in the remaining 99+% of the country.

    Posted by debo.v2 on 2005 07 23 at 08:28 AM • permalink

  29. Julia’s insulting piece was just rubbish. Asking MoDo about any country, let alone Australia, is a pointless exercise. How she (Julia) got into Harvard I will never know. Do Americans really think our politicians are Steve Irwin types?

    A man who will never go to Harvard, Alan Ramsey, was even worse today. Still padding his article with slabs of quotes from others. No doubt Alan will be glad for the cut and paste function on his keyboard. Lazy man.

    The running theme is a mean-spirited image of Johnny as a schoolboy in short pants given the opportunity to sit down with the men (eg Murdoch, Bush). That kind of imagery was probably more relevant when Hawke was PM, who really was a nobody on the world stage.

    Here in the UK Howard is very well respected, & gets good press. He is seen as a leader of a very successful, stable, mid-ranking country that comes near the top of every league table. Politicians here are often quoted about things done better in Australia, and how they are looking at the Australian model for this or that.

    Posted by Flying Giraffe on 2005 07 23 at 08:34 AM • permalink

  30. “If you knew the disparaging comments I’ve heard from my old bosses about Australia, you’d be less prone to imitate or admire them. It goes something like this: not enough people, no scale to the markets; too far away; good tennis players, golfers and swimmers; end of discussion.”

    Boy, these are real put downs!  But maybe since your old bosses are in the media, they were discussing Australia as a MEDIA MARKET, you friggin idiot. 

    You’re gonna have to try a little harder if you want to drive a wedge between Australia and the US.

    Posted by Buzz Crutcher on 2005 07 23 at 08:41 AM • permalink

  31. “You are a long way away,” was the most common response when Americans found out where I was from. But we’re just hardened to air travel. These comments came from people who find a six-hour flight to Los Angeles an ordeal

    What the hell is she talking about?  Americans fly everywhere.  Before 9/11, domestic flights were like busses.  America is full of people who will cross the country for a good taco.  debo hit the nail on the head, Baird seems to think America is NYC, Boston and LA.  The trouble is, she only talks to people who think the same way.

    Posted by jic on 2005 07 23 at 08:48 AM • permalink

  32. I think its great, the left gave us the term “Right Wing Death Beast” and now we get “apocalyptic Bushworld” for Australia!

    Bless them, I wonder what they will come up with for the UK and USA? - it will be hard to top being an apocalyptic Bushworlder!

    Posted by Harry Buttle on 2005 07 23 at 08:56 AM • permalink

  33. lean… forward and shout…: “So is it true that Australians are promiscuous?”

    Solid-Gold Pickup Line #46

    Posted by guinsPen on 2005 07 23 at 09:16 AM • permalink

  34. Well, personally I find a one-hour flight an ordeal, but that’s because I don’t like to fly. But I’ll drive anywhere. If it were possible to drive to Australia I’d drive there.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2005 07 23 at 10:38 AM • permalink

  35. I think all the Aussies in New York should gather around the NYT offices, chanting “Rule! Three-Oh-Three!”

    MoDo provides one public service, as a chilling example. It is difficult to explain the bizarre, inverted insularity of Manhattanites to, well, real people.  It is not just that they want nothing to do with the real world unless the real world is carefully sanctioned by the self-appointed uptowan arbiters of taste and acceptability, it is that the rest of the unapproved world is not really real.  Trust me, MoDo cannot write with authority about Brooklyn, or even anything nort of the 125th Street, much less Ohio or Australia.

    I’ve encountered the same sort of attitude in the self-appointed elites of London and Paris, and usually with as little cause.  But it is particularly grating in Manhattanites because of their charming combination of arrogance and inferiority complex.  At heart, they know they aren’t real sophisticates like their yurpeen betters, and it gripes them horribly.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 07 23 at 10:49 AM • permalink

  36. Dowd isn’t as bad as her columns.  She has a self-deprecating sense of humor and everything.  This is thrown to the winds when she writes.  Must get Bush rises, Pulitzer stuff.

    Her family is to the right of Attila the Hun, counting her ``Flatten Falluja’’ sister.

    see eg. the interview http://rhhardin.home.mindspring.com/imuscut.dowd05.ram

    Posted by rhhardin on 2005 07 23 at 11:14 AM • permalink

  37. But I’ll drive anywhere. If it were possible to drive to Australia I’d drive there.

    Same here. Let’s take up a collection and build a big-ass bridge. ROAD TRIP!

    Posted by Dave S. on 2005 07 23 at 11:45 AM • permalink

  38. My imagery of Bob Hawke is in that awful striped jacket,drunkenly slurring(post America’s Cup)-“any boss who sacks a worker for not turning up today is a BUM”.

    Posted by crash on 2005 07 23 at 11:51 AM • permalink

  39. I see Modo has been drinking her kerosene and cranberry juice cocktails again.

    Posted by Latino on 2005 07 23 at 12:48 PM • permalink

  40. To be fair, blowing newspapers, thunder and car horns also frighten MoDo… the stampede can be frightening…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 07 23 at 12:50 PM • permalink

  41. MoDope !!!

    Posted by guinsPen on 2005 07 23 at 01:40 PM • permalink

  42. Dave S. and Andrea,

    First we have to get the whole country drunk. After that, it’s a cinch to build a bridge. (If that link doesn’t work, google for australia drunk satirewire)

    Posted by Kathy K on 2005 07 23 at 02:27 PM • permalink

  43. Since the Subject od University education has been raised, would someone please answer the question of Philip Adams education.
    does he have any academic qualifications?
    IF not how did he gain access of the Australian media?

    Posted by davo on 2005 07 23 at 03:06 PM • permalink

  44. Just be grateful Dowd thinks you’re an apocalyptic Bushworld. It means she won’t be coming to visit.

    Posted by ak on 2005 07 23 at 05:26 PM • permalink

  45. Well, I read Baird’s piece right through.  Wasted time, a standard, all over the place, piece of journalist fluff.  Could have been written (and has been) by any country’s reporters about any other country - including his own.  The shame is that they’d all have been printed.  Ignorant snot has an international flavor.

    Posted by Gerry on 2005 07 23 at 06:09 PM • permalink

  46. MoDo is probably two or three of the Four Adnoids of the Apocalypse.  Youse guys are lucky you only have to put up with Margo, on her best day she’s only a Quasi-MoDo.  I’ve got a hunch(back), tho’, that Margo’s going to get the Quasi-Modo look down pat.  She’s a dead (bell)ringer.

    Posted by Carl H on 2005 07 23 at 06:22 PM • permalink

  47. MoDo and Margo ... has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?

    Posted by Achillea on 2005 07 23 at 07:08 PM • permalink

  48. #8
    Does the job just attract a certain type of person?

    No, but it tends to retain them (I know from personal experience).

    #43
    Philip Adams education.
    does he have any academic qualifications?
    IF not how did he gain access of the Australian media?

    Journalists of Adams’ age didn’t need qualifications to get their start. And today all you need to do is buy a degree.

    —Nick

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2005 07 23 at 07:22 PM • permalink

  49. Awesome, Kathy K:

    By 2 a.m., powered by national pride and alcohol, the 3-million-square-mile land mass was barging eastward through the Coral Sea and crossing into the central Pacific, leaving a trail of beer cans and Chinese take-away in its wake.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2005 07 23 at 07:50 PM • permalink

  50. If it happens outside of the BosWash Megalopolis:

    1) It’s unfamiliar and scary
    2) It doesn’t matter…
    3) ...unless it was in L.A.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2005 07 23 at 07:52 PM • permalink

  51. Aussies and Yanks and Poms—- we can make fun of ourselves and each other, because we know what we’re really like.  The MoDos of the world, however, are like those perpetually adolescent isolates who want to be part of The Crowd, but can never be, because they never understand the inside jokes, the dress, the talk, the look, and the walk. 

    Somebody ought to make a movie.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 07 23 at 08:44 PM • permalink

  52. Y’all should’a fetched up short at Hawaii.  Woulda really lowered the real estate prices there.  And of course, Tom Selleck would have an easy commute to make Magnum Downunder…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 07 23 at 08:44 PM • permalink

  53. Trade the Ferrari for a Holden Monaro? The Hawaiian shirt for an alligator-skin vest?

    I like Selleck; he’s on the cover of the NRA’s American Rifleman this month.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2005 07 23 at 10:13 PM • permalink

  54. Also from the article, “Others see us as America Lite.” Durn, all along I was thinking that the USA was “Australia Lite.”

    Posted by Cracker Barrel Philosopher on 2005 07 23 at 11:45 PM • permalink

  55. Re post 47

    Hellfire, Achilles! Now I am going to have bloody nightmares.

    I just hope MoDo is straight,lest the mental image get too horrifying for words.

    MarkL
    Canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2005 07 24 at 06:41 AM • permalink

  56. MarkL,

    *gak*

    Posted by Achillea on 2005 07 24 at 10:51 AM • permalink

  57. Someone tell her Russell Crowe is a stinking Kiwi.

    Posted by unit on 2005 07 24 at 09:16 PM • permalink

  58. I thought Russell Crowe was a naturalised Aussie?

    Posted by jic on 2005 07 24 at 10:20 PM • permalink

  59. He was born in New Zealand and seems to want to fight everyone. Thats good enough for me.

    Posted by unit on 2005 07 24 at 11:47 PM • permalink

  60. Why can’t we have guns, then?

    Posted by Razor on 2005 07 25 at 12:53 AM • permalink

  61. Good question, Razor.  Good question.

    Posted by Pixy Misa on 2005 07 25 at 07:04 AM • permalink

  62. It’s really quite simple, Razor.  In the reality-based world—despite being inanimate, non-sentient, completely non-magical objects—guns are the foul creations of the devil and merely touching one will cause one’s immortal soul to be dragged screaming to the fiery depths of the abyss!  They’re just looking out for us, you see.

    That or because the notion that someone, somewhere, might be able to protect himself without relying on the state strikes terror into leftista hearts.  Could be that, too.

    Posted by Achillea on 2005 07 25 at 08:23 PM • permalink

  63. #36 Here’s what Dowd can do when she’s not obsessing on Bush http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/24/weekinreview/24dowd.html?ei=5090&en=6242969469862e90&ex=1279857600&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss&pagewanted=print (cut’n'paste link).  You don’t see that from Margo, as far as I know.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2005 07 26 at 05:01 AM • permalink

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