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Another shocking employment revelation from the Sydney Morning Herald:

Almost one in five workers under 26 is unhappy with pay and conditions ...

The glass is greater than four-fifths full. That’s as good as empty to the SMH.

Posted by Tim B. on 04/25/2006 at 01:59 AM
  1. Of 940 students answering a questionnaire distributed by the Sydney University Students’ Representative Council with Unions NSW, four in 10 said they would contact their employer if they had a problem.

    Who the F*** else do you contact? Your lawyer? Bloody hell. If you’ve got a problem, bring it up with your boss, don’t be such a nancy-pants. I conclude from this that 6/10 students are stoopid.

    Posted by anthony27 on 2006 04 25 at 02:14 AM • permalink

  2. What do under 26’s expect?  Six figure salaries and 3-4 day working weeks?

    When I was 24 I used to get paid $A36k a year to manage a high sales turnover retail dept.  The pay was crap, I had to work weekends, only got 30 minutes for lunch if that, worked late, got abused by customers (even when I came in early unpaid) and had the responsibility for the entire store on some shifts without getting paid extra.

    But such is life when you’re young.  I accepted that the job was a temporary stop gap measure and worked my butt off to make sure I could position myself to get something better.

    If some of the journos at the SMH could have their way everyone would earn the same amount regardless whether you were a manager or a staff member…and we’d all call one another “comrade” as well.

    Posted by tdw77 on 2006 04 25 at 02:28 AM • permalink

  3. “Almost one in five”, etc, etc - well, of course the numbers are low! The remainder were too intimidated by threat of savage beatings from management to speak honestly.

    They wouldn’t have been fooled at the SMH, though.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2006 04 25 at 02:32 AM • permalink

  4. Almost one in five workers under 26 is unhappy with pay and conditions ...

    Just one in five? Idiots! Who wouldn’t want to get paid more to work less?

    Posted by TimT on 2006 04 25 at 02:42 AM • permalink

  5. Whoa! that’s news.

    Posted by Possum on 2006 04 25 at 02:43 AM • permalink

  6. Considering people’s expectations at that age, < 20% job dissatisfaction is a fantastic result. I’ve had some great jobs but would have ticked off “dissatisfied” simply because I wasn’t CEO.

    Posted by Henry boy on 2006 04 25 at 02:50 AM • permalink

  7. In other news - The Pope remains Catholic.

    Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2006 04 25 at 03:07 AM • permalink

  8. Let’s look at the rest of that sentence:

    ALMOST one in five workers under 26 is unhappy with pay and conditions, but most young people will not quit a job straightaway even when they feel poorly treated.

    Journalist Debra Jopson has gone from “almost one in five” workers to “most” young people in the space of a single “but”. And one wonders why any young people would want to quit straightaway. Why not wait long enough to introduce yourself, or find out where the canteen is, or even for the first pay packet. Sheesh!

    Posted by splice on 2006 04 25 at 03:17 AM • permalink

  9. That number is way too low.  You guys are paying too much for entry-level jobs if only ALMOST one in five is unhappy.  If everything is hunky-dory, what is the incentive to improve your lot.  Like every other value in life, happiness is earned.

    And what about this ALMOST person?  If you count to 10 instead of 5, do you have one whole person who is unhappy?  Or is this the odd person who is agnostic about life regardless?

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 04 25 at 03:42 AM • permalink

  10. Somebody should warn the people floating in shoe boxes to get there or those sewing their lips shut that Australia sucks out loud.

    It’s only fair.

    Posted by JDB on 2006 04 25 at 03:59 AM • permalink

  11. Salty, I’m picking on Debra, out of context, for a poorly thought out first sentence. But what we see here is a prime example of the way the SMH goes from zero to shocking sensationalism with very flimsy figures just to hype up a nothing story.

    Posted by splice on 2006 04 25 at 04:02 AM • permalink

  12. The SMH should run a comparative ‘study’ in France. No doubt all the young workers are extremely happy in that socialist paradise.

    And the other 25% without a job, well they get to burn the odd car or two in the way of compensation.

    C-est-la-vie…

    Posted by JPB on 2006 04 25 at 04:07 AM • permalink

  13. I wonder if the SMH will interview the redundant journos it has continued to pension off over the past two years. I’m sure that Margo would be able to give them some interesting quotes. Whats that, the article only applies to ‘other’ employers? I understand now.

    Posted by Nic on 2006 04 25 at 05:09 AM • permalink

  14. Since the SMH being moronic isn’t really unusual and not worth the electrons needed to post a message, here’s an O/T question.

    Who are we going for in the NBA & NHL?

    Is Wayne Gretzky still playing NHL?

    Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 04 25 at 05:24 AM • permalink

  15. Sorry - a clarification.  Since I know nothing about the ‘form’ in the NBA & NHL, who should I adopt and, er, root for (to use the local vernacular)?

    Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 04 25 at 05:26 AM • permalink

  16. I am not rooting Wayne wotzizname for anything and that’s final.

    But if you put that question up over at Larval Prodo I am sure swarms of lefties will be screaming ‘pick meeeeee!!’

    MarkL
    Canberra

    Posted by MarkL on 2006 04 25 at 05:57 AM • permalink

  17. It must suck to have to write a story on ridiculous surveys for a living.  I assume they had to because the boss made them.

    Can journalists find no better job?  Probably not.  No skills, no employment history.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2006 04 25 at 06:24 AM • permalink

  18. Who is stupid enough to pay money to read the SMH (or The Age for that matter)?  Sydney and Melbourne must be thickly populated by imbeciles for these red rags to survive.

    For news, I rely on The Australian, Tim Blair and a few other reliable websites, most listed by Tim on the LHS of this page.  I’d sooner buy a copy of the Gay Bar Loiterer’s Guide to Sydney than the SMH.

    Posted by Ubique on 2006 04 25 at 06:47 AM • permalink

  19. Like Nic in #13 I’d be very curious to know what the unhappiness quota at the SMH and The Age is.

    Posted by PW on 2006 04 25 at 07:22 AM • permalink

  20. I’d sooner buy a copy of the Gay Bar Loiterer’s Guide to Sydney than the SMH.

    You buy that too? It’s a good read, the GBLGS.

    Posted by Quentin George on 2006 04 25 at 07:33 AM • permalink

  21. Here’s another damning workplace statistic:

    Forty percent of all employee sick-days conveniently fall on a Monday or a Friday.

    Discuss.

    (Here’s a clue - five business days)

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 04 25 at 08:09 AM • permalink

  22. Only one in five, of that age group, is unhappy with his job.  That sounds almost miraculous considering how miserable most people I knew, including me, in their first entry level(adult) job.  Having to wear adult clothes, having to deal with people and not solve problems by saying whatever, getting up early and into work on time and and the worst was having to take orders from someone obviously socially inferior and not as well-educated.  Only one in five, Australia sounds like Paradise.

    Posted by Pat Patterson on 2006 04 25 at 08:49 AM • permalink

  23. Wow, over 80% are happy! Teach the French!! Thank you John Howard.

    Posted by captain on 2006 04 25 at 09:30 AM • permalink

  24. On a side topic, a bunch of chimps just busted out of a sanctuary in Sierra Leone, killing one man and wounding four (one had his hand messed up such that removal was necessary).

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4938620.stm

    Will all out war ensue? My money’s on the chimps.

    Posted by Texas Ranger on 2006 04 25 at 09:34 AM • permalink

  25. More media for us..
    Crikey Kerr dubs Glen Milne an assassin,a toady and a lackey for his description of the Bomber and “the recurrence of his brain problems”.

    Posted by crash on 2006 04 25 at 09:36 AM • permalink

  26. 14, 15. Even this New Yorker pulls for a Canadian city to win the Stanley Cup, where it is most cherished. My team of choice the New Jersey Devils are like Hawthorn in the ‘80s, more resented/admired than loved. Perhaps they’ll continue to undress the New York Rangers and then get knocked off by Montreal or Ottawa.

    Posted by chinesearithmetic on 2006 04 25 at 09:57 AM • permalink

  27. #2 Tdw77,

    Just curious, did you enjoy it? I ask because- still being comparatively young- I know I don’t mind putting in the hours, even if I’ve signed off, to see a job done well. Fukuyama would probably put it down to thymos- that is, I’m an arse-kisser for recognition from managers. Plus- I expect a bloody good reference when I leave.

    Posted by anthony27 on 2006 04 25 at 10:26 AM • permalink

  28. Welcome to “The Real World” youngsters. Now you know why your mother warned you, “Don’t try to grow up so quickly, enjoy your youth.” She knew what you know now. Life sucks.  Now get back to work your brainless serfs before I have you all sacked!
    There are plenty of illegal aliens who snap up your jobs in a heart…. Oh…. never mind, that’s from my US Tyrant Boss Rant. Sorry.

    Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 04 25 at 10:41 AM • permalink

  29. A simply tally will reveal zero work dissatisfaction among suicide bombers.

    Posted by Henry boy on 2006 04 25 at 05:43 PM • permalink

  30. Just wait until the Sydney Morning Herald discovers that as many as 50 percent of the workforce are experiencing wages that are below average.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 04 25 at 07:35 PM • permalink

  31. Who is stupid enough to pay money to read the SMH (or The Age for that matter)?  Sydney and Melbourne must be thickly populated by imbeciles for these red rags to survive.

    They were giving away thousands of free copies of the Sun Herald at my local Westfield for the last several weekends.

    I read with considerable amusement the gloating piece on page two claiming the Weekend Herald’s circulation far exceeded the Weekend Telegraph or Australian. I too wonder how many people actually paid for their copy to help reach this figure.

    What also baffles me, is how they can produce and distribute a Sunday newspaper in time for a 6pm Saturday movie. I guess nothing much happens in the world on the weekend.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 04 25 at 07:40 PM • permalink

  32. #21 That’s shocking, Dan!

    Are you saying 20% of claimed sick days are on Mondays, and another 20% are on Fridays?

    Why, that leaves, oh, about 20% of sick days claimed on Tuesdays, and another 20% claimed on Wednesdays, and even 20% claimed on Thursdays!

    I’m truly shocked and outraged!! Slackers.

    Posted by rinardman on 2006 04 25 at 10:16 PM • permalink

  33. In other news - The Pope remains Catholic.

    But are the principals really Catholic? Who knows what happens in there if you get a second marriage, not use the rosmary, not pray for your sins…

    Are their schools really undercover cults and non thinking brainwashing places to learn and find fault with children?

    Da Vinci knows the real secret…

    Posted by 1.618 on 2006 04 25 at 10:28 PM • permalink

  34. Good news for Catholic Condoms

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    Or better still Islamic Rubbers for sale out now out now…...

    Posted by 1.618 on 2006 04 25 at 10:39 PM • permalink

  35. Dilbert’s pointy-haired boss is very worried about those data on sick days.

    Posted by Michael Lonie on 2006 04 25 at 10:50 PM • permalink

  36. #32

    Thank you. About time! ;-)

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 04 25 at 11:15 PM • permalink

  37. #27 anthony

    I did up until a customer blasted me because I’d arrived early (unexpectedly) and another staff member (unaware of my arrival) had told him moments before that I wasn’t in the store.

    But without that job (and the one I had managing shifts at a maccas store late at night) I wouldn’t have the much better career I have today.  So its worth doing the hard yards when your young because it pays itself off in later years.

    Posted by tdw77 on 2006 04 26 at 04:50 AM • permalink

  38. 2 of the 4 who weren’t unhappy with their pay or conditions were happy they got off work in time for happy hour.

    Posted by Bandit on 2006 04 26 at 02:30 PM • permalink

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