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Professor Juan Cole, currently being put to rights by Martin Kramer, apologises in a different style; he doesn’t really apologise. After claiming that Osama bin Laden had engineered September 11 “in response to the Israeli attack on the Jenin refugee camp”—an operation that took place seven months after 9/11—Cole wrote:

I post late at night and sometimes am sleepy and make mistakes ... If someone wants to accuse me of occasionally making minor errors, then sure. I occasionally make minor errors.

But that error—suggesting a motive for September 11 that isn’t chronologically possible—doesn’t seem much like the sort of mistake one makes due to weariness, or keyboard slippage. Cole didn’t misspell a word or post a broken link; he invented a rationale for 9/11 that bin Laden himself couldn’t possibly have claimed, and sheeted it home to the al-Qaeda bigshot. Talk about projection. Cole subsequently called for a Daily Kos-led fatwa against Kramer:

Please do up an oppo research diary on Martin Kramer. Who is he? Where did he come from?

Nobody knows! Cole—a “leading US commentator on the war”, according to leading Australian commentator on nothing Margo Kingston—was also outraged and appalled by suggestions that the London terrorists may have been British citizens:

First, we still have no idea who did this. It is very likely the “Qaeda al-Jihad in Europe” group that claimed responsibility immediately. Their statement appeared very quickly after the bombings and yet had none of the appearance of being rushed. That suggests it was carefully composed before the fact. The rumors that the statement has errors in the Arabic or the Quran citation are absolutely incorrect ...

The statement was probably not written by a second-generation Arab Briton or even by a long-term, integrated Arab Briton resident.

So, if the statement is a guide to the identity of the attackers, this bombing could not have emanated from the British Muslim community.

As Tony Badran asks: “My question is, did he get anything right on the London attack?!”

Posted by Tim B. on 07/14/2005 at 11:52 AM
  1. Cole is seconds away from making UFO claims. I mean it. He is wrong so much it is epic.

    Posted by roddyb on 2005 07 14 at 01:04 PM • permalink

  2. So, by “Correction,” Cole meant that he was correcting us.  Just so we’re clear…

    Posted by Nightfly on 2005 07 14 at 01:15 PM • permalink

  3. Hey, the Pearl Harbor attack was bad, I’m not condoning it or anything, but maybe we should have thought of that before Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

    Posted by Jim Treacher on 2005 07 14 at 01:54 PM • permalink

  4. First Brian Leiter wants to expose Juan Non-Volokh’s identity because he dared to criticize him, now Juan Cole wants dirt to be dug on somebody who criticized him. Those lefty academics really don’t take criticism well, do they.

    But don’t dare to accuse them of intellectual McCarthyism. After all, only evil right-wingers are capable of intimidating people into silence.

    Posted by PW on 2005 07 14 at 02:16 PM • permalink

  5. I’d say the existence of Juan Cole pretty much proves Martin Kramer’s contention that the academic Middle East Studies world is worthless.

    Posted by Ernst Blofeld on 2005 07 14 at 02:24 PM • permalink

  6. Nothing like cheap entertainment. I wonder what Juan Cole would do for his next trick if we tossed a few coppers in his cup?

    Posted by Cracker Barrel Philosopher on 2005 07 14 at 02:26 PM • permalink

  7. Great job Tim.  Juan Cole is a joke.  The only thing that is not funny is that the media has in the past and probably will continue to occasionally give him a forum.

    Posted by Amir-FOM on 2005 07 14 at 02:27 PM • permalink

  8. I have a useful book for Juan Cole: Where did I come from

    Posted by lewisinnyc on 2005 07 14 at 03:04 PM • permalink

  9. No great job me. Credit Badran and Kramer—who is he? Where did he come from?

    Posted by Tim B. on 2005 07 14 at 03:07 PM • permalink

  10. He at least acknowledged there was an attack, so he got that right. I think his first impulse was to stick his fingers in his ears and scream, “La la la! I can’t hear your Jewish lies!”

    Posted by Matt Moore on 2005 07 14 at 03:13 PM • permalink

  11. See, the Jenin attack as inspiration for 9/11 is a minor error not in the sense that it’s like a typo, but in the sense that the inspiration for 9/11 is a minor fact.

    We all know it was our fault, the rest is just details.

    Posted by tim maguire on 2005 07 14 at 03:17 PM • permalink

  12. I know that charging “anti-Semitism”  is a bit like yelling “racism” at anyone who disagrees with Cynthia McKinney on a question of policy.  Not everyone who opposes the West Bank settlements actually regrets Hitler not finishing what he started, and so perhaps it is wise that we shy away from making such accusations.  But I have to wonder: when are we going to start calling a spade a spade?  Especially after this latest gaffe, isn’t it becoming a bit obvious how Juan Cole looks at the world and everything that happens in it:

    For Juan, it’s all about Sharon.

    It’s all about Likud.

    It’s all about Israel.

    It’s all about the American “Likudniks” and “neocons” in Sharon’s pocket.

    In short, it’s all about the Jews.  Oh, Juan Cole rarely uses the word “Jews,” but his code-words are as transparent and amateurish as Amiri Baraka when he wrote, “Who told 4000 Israeli workers at the Twin Towers/ To stay home that day.”  Because it’s not anti-Semitic, you see, if you say “Israelis” instead of “Jews.”

    Enough.  This is how Juan Cole understands and analyzes the world.  In his all-consuming, all-explaining paranoid fantasy, it is the Jews who control the world’s sole superpower, and the world itself, through a shadowy cabal.  They are the source, at root, of all evil in the modern world. 

    We have a word for this philosophy, or pathology. 

    The man is an anti-Semite.  It is time to stop ignoring this, whether through politeness or embarrassment. 


    Best,

    Craig Bryant

    Posted by ckbryant on 2005 07 14 at 03:19 PM • permalink

  13. We’re not treating them right. Think “Georgie Patton”:

    “Please thank the General, and tell him I do not care to drink with him, or with any other communist son of a bitch.”

    Couple of substitutions, and it’s all good.

    Posted by mojo on 2005 07 14 at 03:49 PM • permalink

  14. Well, Cole got the island right…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 07 14 at 04:16 PM • permalink

  15. I have now seen a copy of the transcript and am sorry to say I misheard this report; it was about the danger to the US of radicalized European Muslims, not an allegation that British Muslims committed the July 7 attack. Apologies to Mr. Bergen and CNN. - 7/11/2005

    So not only was Cole “outraged and appalled” by speculation that was both reasonable and (as we see now, correct), but that speculation was not even actually being made in the first place

    Posted by jic on 2005 07 14 at 05:24 PM • permalink

  16. Stupid parentheses.

    Posted by jic on 2005 07 14 at 05:25 PM • permalink

  17. And there you have it, audience.  Another rendition of the Dewy-Eyed Moonbat Dance.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 07 14 at 05:59 PM • permalink

  18. Breaking News:

    I have discovered an excerpt from a vintage Juan Cole column:

    FDR seems unaware that according to the September 11 Commission report, Adolph Hitler conceived the invasion of Poland in some large part as a punishment on the UK for supporting Winston Churchill’s iron fist policies toward the Falklands. Hitler had wanted to move the operation up in response to Churchill’s threatening visit to the Isle of White, and again in response to the British attack on Dresden.

    Posted by TallDave on 2005 07 14 at 06:53 PM • permalink

  19. Please do up an oppo research diary…

    Oooohhhh, how scary, how 007!  Over at Kos’ place I’ll bet that means…a Google search!

    Posted by Patricia on 2005 07 14 at 09:43 PM • permalink

  20. So basically this guy’s approach to finding a motive for S11 is to look for some kind of inciteful action that occured prior to S11 and assume that was it. I mean, it’s not like there has to be supporting evidence like communication intercepts, documents, witness accounts etc. because if he was looking for those things he would never have made the error, because there never ever was a possibility that he would find such.

    It’s like, “well they did something bad to you over here because, because… oh there it is, because you did something bad to them over there! Oh shit, chronology…”

    Posted by HC44 on 2005 07 15 at 01:49 AM • permalink

  21. What amazes me is that the Left is not the least bit embarrassed by Cole’s repeated amateurish gaffs. It’s as if they don’t even register: their tiny little minds delete them before he does.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2005 07 15 at 02:23 AM • permalink

  22. In other news,  Hillary Clinton, (google her, she’s hot stuff), claimed to have been named after some Sir Hillary guy who climbed Mt Everest for no apparent reason, although he didn’t actually do that until she was six or something.

    But when exactly has the left cared about facts?

    Posted by zeppenwolf on 2005 07 15 at 05:15 AM • permalink

  23. If someone wants to accuse me of occasionally making minor errors, then sure. I occasionally make minor errors.
    No, he makes Miner Errors.
    Those are the ones you make when you are in a deep hole, full of shit, and keep digging.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2005 07 15 at 06:55 AM • permalink

  24. I expect to see some hand typed memos featuring Martin Kramer rolling off laser printers any day now.  <—-  This is what lefties call research.

    Posted by Rob Read on 2005 07 15 at 08:04 AM • permalink

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