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Incomprehensible photoshoppery from self-described “futurist” Richard Neville. Russell Crowe should sue him.

1. Dickie Neville’s going to need a “suturist” if Crowe gets a hold of him.

   Posted by paco on 2005 12 30 at 12:31 PM • permalink



2. Please Russell, and Leyton too. Sue the bastard to the back teeth.

   Posted by JAFA on 2005 12 30 at 12:55 PM • permalink



3. At least he can detect proper Australians.

   I’m guessing Neville subscribes to the philosophy of being born into a official victim group which is in no-way racist…

   Chortle.

   Posted by Rob Read on 2005 12 30 at 01:54 PM • permalink



4. That guy is a fucking dickhead.

   Posted by James Waterton on 2005 12 30 at 02:57 PM • permalink



5. Forget about Russell Crowe or leyton Hewitt sueing . . . what ‘till Chopper Read gets to him!

   Posted by Oafish and Infantile on 2005 12 30 at 03:43 PM • permalink



6. This reptile - this “futurist” - has the immortal rind to put a drawing of a 1940’s-style figure at the top of his blog site, complete with fedora and cigarette. Gives us fedora-wearing smokers a bad name. I read through some of his stuff; the fellow’s blog is a veritable garbage chute of worn-out lefty fantasies. This section of the political spectrum is best described as the death wish of rational thought.

   Posted by paco on 2005 12 30 at 03:58 PM • permalink



7. Before my time but wasnt he one of the scrotes who was in a “censorship” case in Britain about 40 years ago?
   Looks like he never quite got over himself.

   Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2005 12 30 at 07:11 PM • permalink



8. That is the most embarrassingly bad PhotoShopping I think I’ve ever seen.

   Posted by ekw on 2005 12 30 at 07:17 PM • permalink



9. And there’s Big Kev (over Rusty’s shoulder).

   Big Kev died on December 6. Neville’s piece is dated December 19.

   He’s not much of a futurist - he can’t even keep up with the present!

   —Nora

   Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2005 12 30 at 07:53 PM • permalink



10. Crowe was born in UnZud. Neville is obviously a racist.

    Posted by Paul on 2005 12 30 at 08:20 PM • permalink



11. Dayam! Dickhead Neville has removed his Comments function. Musta got sick of me asking him when he first found out that he was insane.
    He might be mad but he’s not stupid…

    Posted by Paul on 2005 12 30 at 08:28 PM • permalink



12. #9: Hah! I noticed Big Kev but assumed this wonderful artwork predated Kev’s Bucket Kick.

    Speaking of which, it’s clear that selling household cleaning compounds can lead to racial violence, but what’s the common thread with the others? TV time! That must be the Root Cause! Warhol forgot to tell us about the consequences of his future 15-minute vision, so Richard “I’m normal” Neville is.

    Posted by Henry boy on 2005 12 30 at 09:11 PM • permalink



13. It’s old.

    I received that image via email a couple of days after Big Kev died.

    Evil Pundit has a couple of others.

    See also: Baywatch Lakemba, The Beach and Swim Between the Flags as well as several others that were emailed to me but I can’t find online…

    It’s amazing how quickly the jokesters and Photoshoppers come up with this stuff. I could swear I received the first Van Nguyen Photoshop gag before he’d even stopped swinging.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2005 12 30 at 11:08 PM • permalink



14. You’re all missing the point, which is, it could have been Russell Crowe.

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2005 12 30 at 11:34 PM • permalink



15. #14

    Russell Crowe is a Lebanese Muslim?

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2005 12 31 at 12:35 AM • permalink



16. I’ve just spent 10 minutes wandering around Richard’s website ... yes, he calls himself a Futurist, however a Fuckwit would be a better description ... he needs to spend some time NOW in order to get his website working properly ... then he can fly back to Tralfamadore ...

    Posted by Stevo on 2005 12 31 at 01:23 AM • permalink



17. Hey ... I’ve just written everything in Italian ... what’s going on?

    Posted by Stevo on 2005 12 31 at 01:26 AM • permalink



18. i actually picture Neville as forever young (and stupid),forever being the naughtiest boy in school -some competition from Phat Adams here-and forever challenging authority figures,hoping they’ll adopt him and take care of him in perpetuity,since he neville will grow up.Won’t his kids be embarrassed by him when they bring their prospective partners home -like in Meet the Fockers….

    Posted by crash on 2005 12 31 at 02:18 AM • permalink



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