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CUBA RUINED

Cuban-America playwright Carmen Peláez - whose latest work was written in response to “the fascination with Che T-shirts, solidarity tours to Cuba and the endless praise of the revolution’s twin pillars of health and education” - on Castro-loving leftists:

“When I started writing the play, I thought people just didn’t know what was happening in Cuba,” she said after the show closed its monthlong New York run last week. “But the longer I live here, the more I realized, they don’t care ...

“They would rather keep their little pop revolution instead of saying it is a dictatorship,” Ms. Peláez said. “I had somebody come to me after a show and say, ‘Don’t ruin Cuba for me!’ Well, why not? They’re holding on to a fantasy.”

Posted by Tim B. on 03/10/2008 at 11:19 AM
  1. I live in the liberal yuppie hell section of Chicago known as Lincoln Park (also home to DePaul University).  A few years ago, in response to the “Che Chic” someone was putting stickers on signs of a picture of Che with Mickey Mouse ears (sort of like no pasaran) and a Bart Simpson tee shirt.  The sticker said “How much does your revolution cost”. 

    I never figured out if it was done by real Che lovers, angered that he had become a pop icon, or conservative or libertarian types making fun of the Che mania.

    Posted by Room 237 on 2008 03 10 at 11:30 AM • permalink

  2. There are people who will go to their graves clinging to that fantasy, in the face of all contrary evidence, because to admit otherwise is to admit complicity through silence and inaction.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 03 10 at 11:42 AM • permalink

  3. I attended a Quaker liberal arts college with the emphasis on liberal.  All the professors were either pacificist Quakers, commies, or both.  I can recall getting into classroom “discussions” with professors in which I averred that their pie in the sky delusions were mere idealism.  We live in a real world.  We need real world solutions to problems.  Each professor would answer “what’s wrong with idealism?”

    What’s wrong with idealism?  Nothing if you’re a goofball professor who limits her ponderings to utopian fantasies.  But allow idealism to match up with means and resolve, and you’ve got chaos, strife, and genocide writ large. 

    Keep in mind, that was my attitude when I was a freshman.  I quickly learned that if I wanted an A in a class, I had to carry the professor’s standard.  Truth to power, man.

    Posted by wronwright on 2008 03 10 at 11:45 AM • permalink

  4. Welcome to CastroLand: The Happiest Place On Earth—OR ELSE.

    BTW, I note the lady’s one woman show is called Rum & CokeSalud.

    Posted by Apostic on 2008 03 10 at 12:08 PM • permalink

  5. I’ve often wondered if Bolshevik groupies might not be suffering from displaced Santa Claus fantasies. The big man in the red suit brings you all these nice presents when you’re a kid, no quid pro quo required (except theoretically for “good behavior”, which is easy enough to fake for a couple of weeks). Then you suffer the trauma of finding out that Santa is really just a fairy tale, maybe even just your bourgeois Dad impersonating the great Gift Bringer, himself. So, you grow up, put aside the pain of your disillusionment, and – Wham! - out of nowhere, you’ve got another chance to latch onto the big man with his red banners and his highfalutin’ promises of something for nothing (which is especially gratifying since he probably represents everything your hard-working Dad despises, and it was Dad, after all, who set you up with that earlier bogus fantasy, the uncovering of which so traumatized your youthful psyche). You grab hold of the new fantasy, and you’re not going to let go of it – certainly not because of something as paltry and irrelevant as someone’s first-hand experience; your mind wouldn’t be able to take another disappointment like that. And if the new Santa’s sack of goodies happens to be dripping with blood – Hey, man: eggs and omelets, eggs and omelets. And if the sack is practically empty, why, that’s because it’s been looted by Amerikkka.

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 10 at 12:08 PM • permalink

  6. #5 paco

    and it was Dad, after all, who set you up with that earlier bogus fantasy, the uncovering of which so traumatized your youthful psyche

    This is the bit that they never forgive, forget or get over.

    Posted by Retread on 2008 03 10 at 12:22 PM • permalink

  7. La Revolucion is Santa Claus for disillusioned middle class adolescents who refuse to grow up. Interesting idea, paco.

    I reckon Josef Stalin was Santa in a “Mr Spock with a goatee” parallel universe…

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 10 at 12:27 PM • permalink

  8. And if the new Santa’s sack of goodies happens to be dripping with blood – Hey, man: eggs and omelets, eggs and omelets. And if the sack is practically empty, why, that’s because it’s been looted by Amerikkka.

    Eggs and omelets. I’ve often wondered if Walter Duranty felt some weird sexual gratification knowing that the “enemies of the people” were being lined up and shot.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 10 at 12:31 PM • permalink

  9. RebeccaH / 2

    There are people who will go to their graves clinging to that fantasy, in the face of all contrary evidence ...

    Maybe there’s prizes given out for that kind of stupidness.  If so, here’s a strong competitor.

    Posted by formerly Huck Foley on 2008 03 10 at 12:33 PM • permalink

  10. #9

    Maintaining Kos Kid levels of colossal stupidity is a full time job.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 10 at 12:51 PM • permalink

  11. I was on an elevator with a guy who was wearing a Che shirt.  I said, “You know that guy was a murderer and even killed a man in front of his little son.”  The guy replied, “Hey, I don’t care—it’s just a cool shirt.”

    Well, ok then.

    Posted by ushie on 2008 03 10 at 01:07 PM • permalink

  12. For more on the subject of Tim’s post - and on all things Cuban - don’t miss the Babalu Blog.

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 10 at 01:11 PM • permalink

  13. “I had somebody come to me after a show and say, ‘Don’t ruin Cuba for me!’ ...”

    Please, please, ruin Cuba for these cretins.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 03 10 at 01:11 PM • permalink

  14. I attended a Quaker liberal arts college with the emphasis on liberal.

    Wronwright, that wouldn’t happen to have been Earlham, in senic Richmond, IN, would it?

    Posted by Noah D on 2008 03 10 at 01:24 PM • permalink

  15. Hey, Wronwright, I thought you were in charge of crowd control at Karl’s speech this week. I don’t see any references to taser action or fire hoses or mounted security cops in this article. And where’s the TWAT team (Tardis Weapons and Tactics) - Parthian archers, Macedonian pikemen, Moghul lancers?

    Hey, I woulda been glad to take care of this, but I was on assignment: special observer on the international inspection team of the Ukrainian WACS shower facilities.

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 10 at 01:29 PM • permalink

  16. Don’t ruin Cuba for ME.

    Me!

    Me.

    Out of the mouths of (mental) children.

    Posted by Andrew X on 2008 03 10 at 01:29 PM • permalink

  17. #5, #8

    “Where are the omelets?  There’s never any omelet.”

    Posted by WingDynasty on 2008 03 10 at 01:38 PM • permalink

  18. The Cuba-fanciers are fond of the phrase speaking truth to power and as an example proudly point to the Town Council of West Bumfuck, which, after solemn deliberation, passed an ordinance calling for the arrest of President Bush and Vice President Cheney. Of course, nothing happened: the learned councilmen are safe as in church. Now imagine a village council in rural Las Villas passing a resolution calling for the arrest of the Castro brothers.

    Posted by ErnieG on 2008 03 10 at 02:05 PM • permalink

  19. #18: Now imagine a village council in rural Las Villas passing a resolution calling for the arrest of the Castro brothers.

    One did, Ernie. I believe that village is now known as “the big land fill south of Santa Clara.”

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 10 at 02:20 PM • permalink

  20. Oh. They got off light, then.

    Posted by ErnieG on 2008 03 10 at 02:25 PM • permalink

  21. #20: Not really. It’s filled with Las Villans.

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 10 at 02:28 PM • permalink

  22. I was just thinking about comments 18-21. Humor, but very dark humor. An exchange like that would be good for maybe five years in Cuba.

    “I had somebody come to me after a show and say, ‘Don’t ruin Cuba for me!’”


    Oh God!

    Posted by ErnieG on 2008 03 10 at 02:41 PM • permalink

  23. O/T

    Elliot Spitzer is admitting that he was involved in a prostitution ring.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2008 03 10 at 02:45 PM • permalink

  24. He’s a New York Democrat. They’ll probably give him a medal.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 10 at 02:48 PM • permalink

  25. #23 yojimbo

    The Associated Press can’t even admit which Party he belongs to. Had Spitzer been a Republican, it would have been in the headline, and repeated a half-dozen times in the body of the article.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 10 at 02:54 PM • permalink

  26. Spiny Norman, I’ll give you a dollar for every news article that mentions his party affiliation if you give me a dollar for every one that leaves that out.

    Posted by ErnieG on 2008 03 10 at 02:56 PM • permalink

  27. Looks like we were saying the same thing. Politicians-of-no-party. That’s like the men-of-no-appearance. And the press wonders why they are held in low esteem by the public.

    Posted by ErnieG on 2008 03 10 at 03:01 PM • permalink

  28. I’ve had it out with enough of those fools to know there’s no history, logic, reason or fact that’ll change their little minds about anything, much less a Che shirt. They’re especially galling to see here in Jersey, where so many Cuban exiles live. Che fans have no clue what these people went through and they just don’t care. To them, tweaking Daddy (thank you, paco) to show how grown up they are is more important than all the murders and suffering their hero caused.

    Posted by Gary from Jersey on 2008 03 10 at 03:11 PM • permalink

  29. Gary

    I doubt they know much about the actual history of their vaunted little murderer.

    Spiny
    AND if he admitted to doing the military recruiting station in Times Square, they would make him Governor for life.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2008 03 10 at 03:14 PM • permalink

  30. Reports are Spitzer is going to resign. Hasn’t happened yet though.
    Schadenfreude, big time.

    Posted by Latino on 2008 03 10 at 03:25 PM • permalink

  31. #23 yojimbo: You made my day, buddy! I’ve been worried that this grandstanding persecutor of corporate America might be on the short list of future Democratic presidential aspirants, but this ought to do him in.

    (Remembers Bill Clinton).

    Or maybe not…

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 10 at 03:26 PM • permalink

  32. Why won’t someone make a cool Hermann Goering shirt, or maybe one of Josef Goebbels?  I won’t mention Hilter because even a cultural illiterate would know who he was.  Come on, a Rudolph Hess shirt in red and black, with Hess looking cool in front of a plane…

    Posted by ushie on 2008 03 10 at 03:30 PM • permalink

  33. Pacosan

    Glad to be of service..;)

    Posted by yojimbo on 2008 03 10 at 03:30 PM • permalink

  34. #32:Ushie

    Since they’re so appreciative of “healthcare” how about Josef Mengele!

    Posted by yojimbo on 2008 03 10 at 03:36 PM • permalink

  35. Spitzer didn’t resign. Skeletor headed weasel that he is.

    Posted by Latino on 2008 03 10 at 03:42 PM • permalink

  36. #32 Ushie

    Actually, Josef Stalin might be a good one. It would probably sell.

    I am not kidding.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 10 at 03:43 PM • permalink

  37. #35 Latino

    He might be thinking that if he hangs on long enough, the Press will forget about it and “move on”. Barney Frank is still in office.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 10 at 03:46 PM • permalink

  38. Elliot Spitzer is admitting that he was involved in a prostitution ring.

    What the?  Okay, here’s how I see it.  If his involvement was confined to using the services of a female prostitute while unmarried (a la Jerry Springer), he’ll survive.

    If it involves using a female prostitute while married, he’ll survive if his wife stands by her man.

    If it involves using a male prostitute (eewwww), he might survive if his wife does the Tammy Wynette bit, even with a mortified look.

    If it involves him servicing patrons, gawd only knows.  Geesh.

    Posted by wronwright on 2008 03 10 at 03:47 PM • permalink

  39. Well, one thing we do know.  He was caught on a federal wiretap sooo…..

    I blame George Bush!

    Posted by yojimbo on 2008 03 10 at 03:52 PM • permalink

  40. Noah D—

    Wronwright, that wouldn’t happen to have been Earlham, in senic Richmond, IN, would it?

    No. Earlham is Oral Roberts University in comparison.  My school is in Ohio.  Not as liberal as Antioch College perhaps but what school is?

    Posted by wronwright on 2008 03 10 at 03:58 PM • permalink

  41. Eliot Spitzer on a shirt would be the opposite of cool.

    Stalin I could see, too, Spiny Norman, sadly enough.  And Mengele…with wings, that would work, yojimbo.  Shudder.

    Posted by ushie on 2008 03 10 at 03:58 PM • permalink

  42. Spitzer, alias “Client-9”.

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 10 at 04:04 PM • permalink

  43. This is either good news or bad, wron: Antioch went out of business last year. So enough students wised up and went elsewhere or Antioch’s faculty did.

    Posted by Gary from Jersey on 2008 03 10 at 04:05 PM • permalink

  44. Wronwright

    You didn’t have anything to do with this latest fandango in NY?

    Seems to me I saw something about “Client #9”
    in the “useful alias” section of the manual.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2008 03 10 at 04:06 PM • permalink

  45. Wildly O/T, but this is just so funny.

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 10 at 04:09 PM • permalink

  46. #39 yojimbo

    Well, one thing we do know.  He was caught on a federal wiretap sooo…..

    I blame George Bush!

    Do you mean like this:

    My theory (29+ / 0-)
    is that the Bush administration caught this through their wiretaps of Democratic politicians.
    by existenz on Mon Mar 10, 2008 at 11:30:47 AM PDT

    You see? All that “illegal warrantless wiretap” / FISA / “domestic spying” hullabaloo had nothing to do with tracking terrorists, but to catch Democrats calling up prostitutes.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 10 at 04:20 PM • permalink

  47. Antioch went out of business last year.

    No.  Unfortunately, they decided to soldier on after the faculty sued the trustees.  Here’s hoping for a massive failure of Antioch College.

    Posted by quasimodo on 2008 03 10 at 04:20 PM • permalink

  48. #47

    Aren’t there more faculty than students there now?

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 10 at 04:22 PM • permalink

  49. Spiny

    You could be on to something..;)

    I think they used to call it the “Clinton Model”.  Just an efficient use of available resources!

    Posted by yojimbo on 2008 03 10 at 04:26 PM • permalink

  50. Spitzer is (or was) one of Hillary’s Super Delegates. Haw!

    For Aussies not familiar with Spitzer’s career, it’s important to remember that this guy, as a former prosecutor, was a self-styled “crusader”. This news is like - I dunno - learning that Batman is a pothead.

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 10 at 04:54 PM • permalink

  51. I’m actually surprised that Karl Marx t-shirts haven’t caught on in the U.S., and not just because I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s something to paco’s “ersatz Santa” theory and Karl definitely fits the bill.

    And if you’re going for the “communism has never been properly implemented, man!” argument like so many leftists do, you might as well go straight with the source.

    Posted by PW on 2008 03 10 at 05:16 PM • permalink

  52. OT/Spitzer
    Headline of the day:

    PROSTITUTE RESIGNS FROM ESCORT SERVICE IN DISGRACE

    Posted by ErnieG on 2008 03 10 at 05:30 PM • permalink

  53. #50 - Paco, I hear that these “super” delegates are often pretty ordinary (even moonbatty) Democrats who have lucked in to the club. I heard one interviewed - sounded like he was still at college.
    Any background on how you get to be a super-delegate?

    Posted by blogstrop on 2008 03 10 at 05:49 PM • permalink

  54. My school is in Ohio.  Not as liberal as Antioch College perhaps but what school is?

    Oberlin?  You know a school is pretty bad when even their IT admin (a friend’s sister-in-law) is a flaming looney vegan.

    Posted by RyanOH on 2008 03 10 at 05:54 PM • permalink

  55. ‘UNITED NATIONS — The U.N. General Assembly voted for the 16th straight year today to urge America to end its trade embargo against Cuba, whose foreign minister accused America of stepping up its “brutal economic war” to new heights.’

    ‘The 192-member world body approved a resolution calling for the 46-year-old American economic and commercial embargo against Cuba to be repealed as soon as possible.’

    ‘“The blockade had never been enforced with such viciousness as over the last year,” Foreign Minister Felipe Perez Roque told the assembly, accusing President Bush’s administration of adopting “new measures bordering on madness and fanaticism” that have hurt Cuba and interfered in its relations with at least 30 countries.’

    ‘Delegates in the General Assembly chamber burst into applause when the vote in favor of the resolution flashed on the screen — 184 to four with one abstention. That was a one-vote improvement over last year.’

    Ya gotta love how people think.  The whole reason there’s an American embargo against Cuba at all is because the communists stole all the American owned assets in Cuba after their glorious revolution.

    Now, the boys at the U.N. are suggesting that we HAVE to lift our embargo, invest in Cuba, and then, presumably watch while the communists seize American assets again.

    It isn’t just the dolts wearing Che t-shirts who are insane.

    Btw, in spite of the embargo, the United States is the largest importer of food to Cuba.  That’s because the bumbling socialists are incapable of feeding themselves, therefore we allow food exports, embargo or no embargo, so the jagoffs won’t starve to death.

    So much for American viciousness.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2008 03 10 at 05:55 PM • permalink

  56. All that glorious health and education, and look at what its political system has created for them with it in 50 years. 
    Blame America first!  The United Nations is, first of all, a protector and ally of dictators because it houses so many.

    Posted by Barrie on 2008 03 10 at 06:15 PM • permalink

  57. You Want To See Anger?
    A guy wears a Che Guevara shirt to Humberto Fontova’s BBQ.

    ‘The punk was doomed. The savage, deafening scream jerked him upright from the neighbor’s lawn chair and he gaped in horror. His eyes looked like cueballs. His mouth quivered as he dropped his guitar in panic. Then he jerked it up again, got a two-handed grip on the neck, and prepared to swing it like an ax – perhaps his only defense against the lunatic who’d just hurdled the backyard fence and was closing in with fearsome speed, screaming and snarling as he ran. “You rotten Commie PUNK!!” I raved. ” That’s your Commie ass!”

    I cleared the neighbor’s garden in one bound, stumbled slightly over the hose and sprinkler and zeroed back in. Another twenty yards and I’ll have him. “DAD!!” My daughter screamed from beside him. “NO!...are you CRAZY?!” She flapped her arms frantically…“MOM! – MOM! Do something! Hurry! – HURRY!!”

    “No DAD!” my sons, also at the neighbors today, joined the chorus. “No! He’s alright! He’s our friend!”’

    The Cuban Katyn

    Posted by Mike_W on 2008 03 10 at 06:18 PM • permalink

  58. Good on you Carmen!
    You tried your best, and I’m sure Castro’s many victims would appreciate your efforts. Continue the fight. Best of luck.

    The theatre crowd only want certain kinds of “truth”.

    Posted by Brian on 2008 03 10 at 06:20 PM • permalink

  59. When Spitzer was attorney general, his m.o. was to prosecute Wall St. firms by challenging their bookkeeping, often for things that were accepted practice in the industries. It was a form of extortion, because it was cheaper to settle the cases than to fight the prosecution. Even if they would ultimately prevail, it wasn’t worth the money and bad publicity. And he became a legendary crusader.

    Posted by Latino on 2008 03 10 at 06:35 PM • permalink

  60. #53 Blogstrop: “Any background on how you get to be a super-delegate?”

    The political operator sits in a folding chair, near a round, felt-covered table. His poker cronies have gone home - leaving most of their cash behind. The operator leans back, his gold watch chain stretched across his bulging vest, takes a fresh cigar out of a mahogany humidor, bites the end off, and fires up.

    Well, now, I’ll tell ya, son. If I was in charge of the Democratic Party - which I ain’t, mind you - but if I was, these here “super delegates” would all be people I had somethin’ on, if ya know what I mean, somthin’ that would make ‘em…tractable come convention time.

    ‘Course, there’s others that reckon they know better than me, so I think they’ve got it rigged up this way.

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 10 at 07:20 PM • permalink

  61. #2 rebeccaH, it’s worse than

    to admit otherwise is to admit complicity through silence and inaction.

    They were complicit with active support and demonstrations and supporting T-shirt propaganda.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 10 at 07:22 PM • permalink

  62. Wall St. rejoices.

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 10 at 07:32 PM • permalink

  63. #23 I think I heard him refered to a client #9.

    Apparently, it was very upscale, $1000 dollars an evening sort of thing. Not in my league.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 10 at 07:33 PM • permalink

  64. #28, Gary are you from Jersey or New Jersey? /Sark /Guernsey

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 10 at 07:35 PM • permalink

  65. The only thing the communists have done in Cuba is kill a bunch of people, enslave the rest, and wreck the economy.  If it wasn’t for them, Cuba would probably be a first world country by now.

    The Glories of Socialism

    And, this report assumes that the statistics given out by the communists are true.  I’d say the likliehood of that being the case is pretty much nil.

    The real story is certainly even worse.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2008 03 10 at 07:37 PM • permalink

  66. #63: Over $4,000, Wimpy; he should have opted for a cold shower (that wouldn’t have cost him anything, and he’d be working on his strategy for capturing the Democratic presidential nomination in 2012, right now, instead of looking into career options as a truck driver or a salesman of Amway products).

    And he’s been airbrushed from Hillary’s web site faster than one of Stalin’s rivals from a May Day parade photo.

    Posted by paco on 2008 03 10 at 07:43 PM • permalink

  67. “The blockade had never been enforced with such viciousness as over the last year”

    Blockade? Snort. And how many ships near Cuba does the US Navy board every day in its anaconda-like cordon?

    Do we not have a representative at the UN who can pipe up and say, “Um, what blockade would that be?”

    BTW, I heard the news about Spitzer on my way to work. I literally screamed with schadenfreudic joy. What a nasty little piece of work he is. The fact he won the governship in a landslide shows why I moved out of that shithole of a state.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2008 03 10 at 07:59 PM • permalink

  68. #50 Paco,

    Worse, learning that Batman runs a protection racket.

    Posted by mythusmage on 2008 03 10 at 08:12 PM • permalink

  69. And we are reassured:

    Wilfred Burchett was misguided but not necessarily malevolent

    #50
    Will Enron sue Spitman?

    Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 03 10 at 08:17 PM • permalink

  70. Great thread Tim and commenter’s. I’ve thoroughly enjoyed it.

    Posted by greene on 2008 03 10 at 08:57 PM • permalink

  71. #67 Dave S.

    Do we not have a representative at the UN who can pipe up and say, “Um, what blockade would that be?”

    Not anymore. John Bolton was a recess appointment and the Dems insisted they would not even allow a vote when his appointment was up for confirmation.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 10 at 10:46 PM • permalink

  72. #68

    Worse, learning that Batman runs a protection racket.

    Actually, that’s pretty much what Spitzer was doing as a prosecutor.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2008 03 10 at 10:52 PM • permalink

  73. #32- It’s been done, I had an artist friend screenprint in Gothic lettering “Every Time I Hear The Word Culture I Reach For My Luger” across the front of a black t-shirt. It’s a hoot to wear to installations at the Powerhouse and gallery openings.

    Posted by Habib on 2008 03 10 at 10:54 PM • permalink

  74. #54 Wow, an Oberlin thread.  Learning and Labor, if they haven’t changed it.

    It used to be a good college.  Still has a good conservatory of music, probably.

    Many mailings appealing for funds because they’re so liberal, no response at all from my class era.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2008 03 11 at 05:21 AM • permalink

  75. #60 - thanks paco - the 1968 reform, eh? Looks like it fell on its butt. Given that it’s the Democrats, your alternative method looks comparatively sound.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2008 03 11 at 06:02 AM • permalink

  76. yojimbo -

    Wronwright

    You didn’t have anything to do with this latest fandango in NY?

    Seems to me I saw something about “Client #9”
    in the “useful alias” section of the manual.

    Why are you asking?  Did paco say anything?

    paco!

    Posted by wronwright on 2008 03 11 at 06:10 AM • permalink

  77. Spiny 25

    Had Spitzer been a Republican, it would have been in the headline, and repeated a half-dozen times in the body of the article.

    My memory may be hazy, but I recall the reportage of last year’s bathroom scandal being roughly as follows: “Republican Senator Larry Craig (Republican, Idaho) was found in a men’s room, doing homo stuff, while being a Republican.  Craig, a lifelong Republican, is in the Senate, as a Republican, and is reputed to be a Republican.  He may also be a Republican.”

    Wronwright (D-Ohio)

    If it involves using a female prostitute while married, he’ll survive if his wife stands by her man.

    It involves using a female prostitute on the wrong side of several state lines, in violation of the Mann Act.
    It also involves using a female prostitute employed by one prostitution ring after a history of prosecuting competing prostitution rings out of business, thus affording this priceless opportunity to type the terms “prosecution” and “prostitution” in the same sentence, multiple times.
    It also, as of the time of this typage, somehow inexplicably does NOT involve a resignation or a goddamned INDICTMENT, but it’s early yet…

    Posted by formerly Huck Foley on 2008 03 11 at 09:47 AM • permalink

  78. Thanks, formerly Huck - I was beginning to think I’d missed something.

    Of course, this IS the Dems…so even if Elliot resigns, he’ll wear it as a badge of honour. Like Billy does.

    Scuzz.

    Posted by KC on 2008 03 11 at 07:55 PM • permalink

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