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The old home town is in the news again:
A $5 all-you-can-drink party turned into a bloody outbreak of violence in which officers were assaulted, their cars damaged and a woman sent to hospital …
“What a disgrace! This is supposed to be Werribee, not Baghdad,” a police source said. Three officers suffered injuries and six cars were damaged during Friday night’s brawl.
In fact, drinks in Baghdad are considerably more expensive.
(Via ilibcc)
Come on now- the happy hour at the al Khadhimain Mosque would have to be a hoot, especially when it’s al Sadr’s shout.
Anyway, none (or at least not many) Werribee bogans have got RPGs, so the carpark action’s a bit dull, hardly worth missing race 7 at Harold Park for.
A single Werribee mum goes to centrelink to register for child benefits.
“How many children?” asks the centrelink officer: “10”.
“10???” says the centrelink officer.“What are their names?”
“Craig,Craig,Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig and Craig”
“Doesn’t that get confusing?”
“Naah…” says the Werribee chick “its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout “CRAAIG,YER DINNER’S READY” or “CRAAIG
GO TO BED NOW” and they all do it…”“What if you want to speak to one individually?”, says the centrelink officer.
“That’s easy,” says the Werribee lass ... “I just use their surnames”.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 03 13 at 05:59 AM • permalinkWerribee - another satellite town that wasn’t launched far enough.
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 03 13 at 06:03 AM • permalinkWho knew that Tacoma, Washington had a sister-city in Australia.
Posted by David Crawford on 2007 03 13 at 06:52 AM • permalinkWhen in Werribee speak softly and carry an AK47
Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 03 13 at 11:19 AM • permalink“In fact, drinks in Baghdad are considerably more expensive…”
...and the people less aggressive.
Posted by Kim du Toit on 2007 03 13 at 02:26 PM • permalinkBut have they hanged the asshats who misunderestimated the amount that thirsty Werribieeans (-ites?, who knows, but its fun to say Werribeean) could drink?
Also, that hardly qualifies as a good night in most Parisian suburbs. Hell, if Werribee just won a basketball championship, we’d think nothing of it here in the States. I mean, thank God they don’t let you Aussies have guns. Windscreens might have been shattered in the fray.
A $5 all-you-can-drink party turned into a bloody outbreak of violence in which officers were assaulted, their cars damaged and a woman sent to hospital. The Herald Sun believes organisers of a 19th birthday party at a Werribee hall were selling the cut-price grog but things turned ugly when the alcohol ran out.
This is EXACTLY what happened at Tim’s house, a couple years back, when Tim went on a trip and an impromptu party broke out. Tim’s measly 8 cases of Victoria did not last more than a few minutes. RWDB’s of the minion level and below demanded more. Rabble all! Certain well meaning henchmen suggested fruit juice. Tempers flared, weapons were drawn. In that respect, it was a typical VRWC meeting.
Yet just at that moment, Margo’s brother Hamlish, Hampton, Humpty, or something or other rang the doorbell delivering a pizza. Beer was demanded of him and he offered a two liter of Pepsi Cola instead. In short order he was tied to a pole, his small but gas efficient older model auto was thrown on the barbie and that’s when it started getting bad.
Posted by wronwright on 2007 03 13 at 06:59 PM • permalinkYes, Wronwright, but the Sumerian mead was great. Pity there wasn’t enough for you to have some.
And it wasn’t exactly the same. I don’t remember anyone injuring cops, unless you did something after leaving the house that you haven’t told us about.
Posted by Michael Lonie on 2007 03 13 at 10:59 PM • permalinkThe fine residents of Werribee must be worried that the town’s reputation as a huge shitpond is being sullied by the behaviour of certain sections of their number.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 03 14 at 12:02 AM • permalinkMichael—he was caught copping the injured; that’s why they have that restraining order on him now at the emergency room…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 03 14 at 12:18 AM • permalinkYes Lonie, I remember quite well you, paco, Stoop Davy Dave (oh god, what a trifecta that was) looking for the secret door to Tim’s stash of mead. You insisted it was there, somewhere. In short order sledge hammers were brought out and the west wall of the basement was demolished. All the kegs (of priceless Sargon Special) were brought upstairs. Then the party descended into debauchery and mayhem.
Frankly I was scarred by the experience.
Posted by wronwright on 2007 03 14 at 10:30 AM • permalink#22 How nice of you to bring THAT up. As I recall, I was ordered to pull security outside of a super-top secret RWDB planning session. What that actually translated to was: Wax the helicopter. Again. While all of you were pillaging and drinking. Don’t EVEN try to play innocent wronwright, we could have fueled the Tardis for 3 trips to Mesopotamia on your breath alone.
sigh
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