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EIGHT OUT OF TEN IMAMS AGREE
Certain information isn’t being quickly processed by Australian imams:
Eight Islamic spiritual leaders who preach to hundreds of Muslims in Victoria each day refuse to accept that Osama bin Laden was responsible for the September 11 attacks.
Responding to a survey, the imams from suburban and regional mosques ignored bin Laden’s own confession.
Asked if bin Laden were responsible for the attacks that killed almost 3000 people, Carlton mosque imam Rexhep Idrizi said: “We don’t know.”
Acting Werribee mosque imam Riyad Ahmad said: “I have it only from one side. I’m not sure really.”
Fitzroy mosque acting imam Bilgim Alpay said: “I don’t know. It’s very hard to answer. There are a lot of political games.”
These people are idiots. Andrew Bolt has more:
To make it worse, the Islamic Council of Victoria has again showed it is no sound ally in this battle either. Asked to explain today’s findings, spokesman Waleed Aly said the imams merely had “a furious mistrust of mainstream media”.
Maybe they should read blogs. Except blogs are probably Haraam. Hey, what about this guy:
A balaclava-clad man, apparently with an Australian accent, has appeared on Arab television warning that more terrorist attacks will be launched on the West.
In a videotaped message aired on the Dubai-based Al-Arabiya satellite channel the masked man, speaking in what sounds like an Australian accent, attacked US President George Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair over their countries’ involvement in Iraq, it was reported today.
Could be a fake (ie, a tape produced in Australia by someone not connected to psycho groups in Iraq or elsewhere). The crazy eyes are a nice touch, however:
Press Release:
Expanding into the Middle market, the makers of Action Man, today released Action Jihadi!G. Moonbat Action Jihadis brand manager, described the difficulties of translating Action Mans Eagle-Eyes functionality to Action Jihadis Nutbag-Eyes, as well as finding materials resilient enough for the “Mad Wavy Arm"TM to survive through to warranty.
Action Jihadi is sold with a accesories allowing you to sellotape him into cars, hook up to realistic drugs paraphernalia as well as a herd of goats for recreation purposes!
The first 1000 purachasers of Action jihadi get a FREE packet of Raisins!
I recognise those eyes-
It’s Jennifer “Runaway Bride” Wilbanks
Posted by Bob in Feenicks on 2005 08 10 at 04:10 PM • permalinkHas anyone seen Terry Hicks recently ?
Posted by Rachel Corrie's Flatmate on 2005 08 10 at 07:55 PM • permalinkI dunno if some wag at The Australian did this on purpose, but they have wrongly transcribed “honourable sons of Islam” as “animals under Islam” in his little rant. This made me laff.
Link here:
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,16211965%5E29277,00.htmlOh, and did I mention he says “Palistan” instead of “Palestine”? Well he did.
I’ll put on my psychology hat here and say that he realized his mistake as he was saying the word and he tried to disguise it. So it came out more like “Palistaaaaan.” Not foolin’ me, Habib.
I mean, honestly, how FREAKIN HARD is it to do a 2nd take? Moron.
Video link here:
http://media.smh.com.au/?category=&rid=16474&rate=337&sy=smh&source=int16474r&t=0M4K4H&player=wm7&ie=1&flash=1Posted by H. C. Loads on 2005 08 10 at 08:21 PM • permalinkOh, calm down everyone…it’s just Bob Ellis.
Good to see he’s managed to tone it down a little after his column in the Byron Shire Echo last week.
Posted by Richard_of_Oz on 2005 08 10 at 08:25 PM • permalinkHa ha. Speaking of moron. That link seems to be going to a Megan Gale video. Which is strange coz I never clicked on it, honest.
If that doesn’t work then go to the story and click on the video link from there:
http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/aussie-militant-features-in-terror-video/2005/08/10/1123353348239.htmlPalistaaaaan!
Posted by H. C. Loads on 2005 08 10 at 08:32 PM • permalinkBy the look of that trigger finger discipline, this guy has had some formal firearms instruction.
Excellent! I love that sort of expert commentary. I don’t know Jack about rifles. I was thinking the vid was probably fake. Just some blowhard Habib with some time on his hands.
Posted by H. C. Loads on 2005 08 10 at 09:34 PM • permalinkHe actually sounds angry, crazy and inarticulate enough to be this ratbag.
Sounds remarkably like Pauly the pizza delivery boy in “Pizza” on SBS.
Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2005 08 10 at 10:55 PM • permalinkMore likely this was shot in Punchbowl by some dumbass who keeps getting the knock back from white chicks while cruising The Boulevarde with a fist full of falafel.
Whouze douze youze fink youze are mate?
Youze are gonna diez tha death of da infidels.Good one bin Liner.
Posted by Jay Santos on 2005 08 10 at 11:13 PM • permalinkApparently other responses to The Sun survey reveal that 8 out of ten imams also think:
1.its ok to know a goat provided its been properly introduced;
2.Osama doesn’t know goats, but if he does its cool;
3.its best not to know a goat that Osama fancies;
4.lanolin is best for rashes and irritations arising from knowledge of goats.Eight out of 10 imans may agree on Osama, but ask the same imans if they (i) acknowledge Israel’s right to exist and (ii) condemn Palestinian terror and you’ll have - zero out of 10 imans.
Posted by walterplinge on 2005 08 11 at 03:13 AM • permalinkSo if Osama didn’t do the twin towers and claimed responsibility then he is a liar. If he did it then he is a murderer. Sorry, run the great man bit by me please Imam. I’m just a lazy infidel who’se not happy to be a jizra paying dimhi in my own land.
Posted by platey mates on 2005 08 11 at 07:10 AM • permalinkI reckon the best take on this galah (albeit one with a gun) is over at the Spin Starts Here.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2005 08 11 at 08:30 AM • permalinkDee, how many ‘Bankstown Lebs’ are former Australian army personnel who grew up on the Central Coast?
Either you’ve identified one of the few, or you’re wrong.
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