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<< BUMPER EDITION ~ MAIN ~ DUMB FOLK JUDGE DUMBNESS >>

FAKE TURKEY FUNDAMENTALISM GAINS BELIEVERS

Jay Ackroyd, contributor to a site granted Total Worthiness status by Google News, joins the bogus turkey league:

All they know about is the material served to them, by Brooks and his ilk, on a platter like a fake turkey in Baghdad.

It will never die, the fake turkey. Despite being fleshless, it’ll never - to borrow a phrase from this charming obituary - “graduate from the flesh”. Leftists have become more attached to the bird of myth with each passing year; in fact, if you attempt to correct them, they’ll try to get you fired. (Further on that particular case here.)

1. Sadly, unlike the Great Auk or the Dodo, Meleagris Linnaeus Plasticanus will never become extinct as long as there are Meleagris Sinisterus left in the world.

   Posted by SoberHT on 2007 02 09 at 11:50 AM • permalink



2. God breathed life into the plastic turkey dust and the world began.

   Posted by rhhardin on 2007 02 09 at 11:58 AM • permalink



3. Was it being used as bait for monkeyfishing? And is Jay from Niagara Falls, NY?

   Posted by andycanuck on 2007 02 09 at 12:08 PM • permalink



4. Yes, ok, technically the fake turkey story is not true.  But it could have been true. Because George McBushitler is stupid.  We all know it.  And we all know similar stupid things like that happen with President ChimpanzeefromYale.  Journalists simply don’t have any evidence that they happened because Bush is so devious in keeping his stupidity secret.  That’s no reason why journalists can’t publish the truth.  You can’t suppress the truth!

   Posted by wronwright on 2007 02 09 at 12:49 PM • permalink



5. I see they take a play right out of Goebbels:  repeat a lie long enough to become true.

   Posted by rbj1 on 2007 02 09 at 01:14 PM • permalink



6. These people need help for their obsessive-compulsive disorder. Really.

   Posted by El Cid on 2007 02 09 at 01:27 PM • permalink



7. Bad enough they takes themselves so seriously, but it’s worse they expect us to, too.

   Posted by GaryS on 2007 02 09 at 01:37 PM • permalink



8. Li’l help please?

   Can someone please interperate what theses nutjobs are going on about?

   Posted by aaron_ on 2007 02 09 at 01:43 PM • permalink



9. The Turkey has taken on the aspect of one of Terry Pratchett’s Small Gods.  So many wonderful Believers!

   Posted by Baillie on 2007 02 09 at 01:54 PM • permalink



10. #8 -

    It was from the start a criticism of the consensus of the intelligence community, and in presenting it I was not endorsing its substance.

    So you disagreed with the criticism of the intelligence community, Doug?  Gotta watch that subject/object agreement, boyo, it can come around and bite you on the ass.

    Posted by Achillea on 2007 02 09 at 01:58 PM • permalink



11. Like the Boogeyman, the Alien Autopsy, and the Tooth Fairy, the Plastic Turkey is here with us to stay for eternity.  Or at least as long as there are people too damn lazy or stupid to examine the facts and think critically.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 02 09 at 03:39 PM • permalink



12. What can you say?

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 02 09 at 04:51 PM • permalink



13. Blogstrop, that was great!  Made me want to allemande right and a doh si doh, it did.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 02 09 at 06:32 PM • permalink



14. Another thing that will never die is Mohammed Dawood chained to the floor of his cell.  Proved to be wrong, but it keeps being repeated.  Endlessly.

    Posted by ann j on 2007 02 09 at 07:04 PM • permalink



15. #14

    I heard Dawood (isn’t that a Korean car?) is chained to a plastic turkey 24 hours a day!!

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 02 09 at 07:19 PM • permalink



16. #15 In that case, I think the turkey has a valid case for abuse at Guantanamo.

    Kudos to Murph re. those e-mails. I could just picture him, licking a finger, drawing a vertical line with it and proclaiming “ttttsss!” (He probably would have added “arsehole”, but I rarely use such language on the blog).

    Posted by Dminor on 2007 02 09 at 08:08 PM • permalink



17. Mmmmmmmmmmmm yummmmm, look, its been basting in delicious truthiness for months! Get me some plastic fixin’s to go with it!

    Posted by Penguin on 2007 02 09 at 08:11 PM • permalink



18. Thanks Rebecca - such a catchy tune!
    If elected I favour the phasing out of the plastic turkey mining industry within, say ... three years!

    Posted by blogstrop on 2007 02 10 at 03:11 AM • permalink



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