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Osama versus Hamas:
He also criticised the Palestinians’ Hamas-led government for breaking what he said was a taboo against “joining infidel assemblies” and entering parliament.
Hamas versus Osama:
A call attributed to Osama Bin Laden for Islamic holy war in Sudan and other Muslim states has been disowned by the Sudanese government and Hamas ... Hamas official spokesman Sami Abu Zuhri told Reuters news agency his organisation was “interested in good relations with the West”.
UPDATE. More from Osama, who now has sources:
The holy verses of the Quran and the holy prophetic teachings have all clarified the need for according love, respect and obedience to our prophet. Allah, the Almighty, has made it a taboo to offend him, saying in the Quran those who harm Allah and his messenger would be damned and severely punished.
It was also confirmed by an authentic source that prophet Muhammad said no one could be faithful until he loves me more than he loves his parents, his sons and all other people. Therefore, the Umma has reached a consensus that he who offends or degrades the messenger would be killed.
Name that source, Osama! Was it a sock puppet?
“prophet Muhammad said no one could be faithful until he loves me more than he loves his parents, his sons and all other people”
why is it necessary to love a child molesting, rapist, militia leading delusionist more than “parents, his sons and all other people”
Posted by WeekByWeek on 2006 04 24 at 08:07 PM • permalinkWeek,
‘Cause Mo said so, capisce? You do what Mo says, or you sleep wid da fishes, or the sand fleas at any rate.Ah, it’s a sad day for the jihad, it is, when Osama is too cracked even for his fellow Islamofascist nutters.
Posted by Michael Lonie on 2006 04 24 at 11:12 PM • permalinkOsama has the sock puppet, others have the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Dissension amongst the ranks? Moohamed is not pleased. Since they obviously do not love the Grand Pedophile, logically they must die. I suggest mass suicide. Come on un-repentant ones, show Mo’ some love. Insert knife at the base of the jaw, directly under the ear. Saw vigorously. Moohamed is now pleased.
My advice to Sammy Bin Liner: nuke the infidel from orbit!
That is, fuck off to your final destination (via self-detonation), get through your well-deserved 27,000 browneyes, then get Allah and that other bloke (pigs be upon him) to rain the fires of hell (if that ain’t too oxymoronic for youse towel-heads) on planet earth.
Everyone’s a winner.
Since you are all fighting about this “authentic source”, let me enlighten you. It’s talking about Hadeeth… Saying of the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him)... They have ranks according the strength of their reports.. and the one Osama is quoting is classed as Authentic (the highest class) by scholars of Hadeeth.
Posted by proud2be@muslimah on 2006 04 25 at 03:53 AM • permalinkSheeeeeeeeeeeeee’s BACK !!!!
Oboy oboy oboy !!!Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 04 25 at 09:38 AM • permalinkThis is interesting but you need to see this site: http://www.saneworks.us.
Somewhere there is a pile of photos of ole osama and when the American people show signs of being a bit restless , out comes a happy snap of himself with a warning taped by Donald Duck before he fell off the perch. The American people then cuddle up to the neocons and all is well ..........until the next time.
Osama is probably in paradise with the duck.
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