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Gorble woorming—it’s the new Scientology:
Over the next three days [Felix] Riebl, a lead singer with the Melbourne band the Cat Empire, will be lucky to snatch a few hours’ sleep between late-night gigs and days spent in intensive training to become one of Australia’s first “climate messengers”.
The Australian Conservation Foundation chose 85 Australians from 1700 applications to learn how to spread Mr Gore’s message, based on the global warming slide show that featured in the documentary An Inconvenient Truth.
The radio presenters Merrick Watts and Tim Ross also signed up for the training, which commits them to delivering at least 10 presentations on climate change in the next year ...
Riebl said he was already starting to write songs about the issue.
Soon he’ll be an Operating Thetan. Terry McCrann has more on the current apocalyptic religious hysteria.
Do the Gorbal Warmeningers have angry midgets as a security force? Well then, they’ve got a way to go to reach the Scientologists’ level of, umm… sophistication.
Enturbulation, people!
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 11 18 at 05:38 AM • permalink#2 phil_p
I burst out laughing, but a lot will believe this nonsense.
Something like the old prank of convincing people that dihydrogen oxide is a dangerous chemical that is completely unregulated… except the newsies are completely serious.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 11 18 at 05:41 AM • permalinkFirst, there was Tupperware parties.
Then there was Amway doorstop visits.
Now it’s Al Gore Inconvenient Truth slide show nights. Riveting.
Posted by neoZionoid on 2006 11 18 at 06:43 AM • permalinkIn a recent development, Meat Puppets front-man, Curt Kirkwood, has also been chosen by The Australian Conservation Foundation to attend the Gorebot Indocrination. Organizers are now are now scrambling though an 11th hour planning session to determine the impact of co-locating the Meat Puppets with the Cat Empire. Initial reports suggest some sort of covering for Mr. Kirkwood likely to be mandated. Impacts to the area weather have yet to be determined.
ALl hail the Great God of the Leftards: The Gorble of Woorming!
Hail!!
Also, your prayers to Gorble to the High Priest Flatula of the Woormenistas and become the information needed to become a CARBOTURBATOR (Third class) so you can SAVE THE WORLD!!!!!!!
Send a letter containing $200 in cash to the secretary of Priest Flatula of the Woormenistas (Marlk) at the VRWC HQ (Volunteer Rectifiers of the Warming Climate).
Marlk
And Gorble will allow thee to SMITE the climate denialists!<ENCRYPT: wronwright, you were wrong. There is not one born every day, there’s thousands of the buggers born every day. The cash flow out of this gerbil worming crud is huge! The Dark Lord will be pleased!
Hmm. It also might cheer him up. Even skinning scores of lefties alive with that Zulu spear Andrea loaned him got barely a giggle out of him. We added /moonbat rants/ to Jimmah Cartuh’s latest “book” and nary a chuckle.>In the good old days, doomsayers used to stand on streetcorners wearing sandwich boards bearing crudely scrawled slogans such as “the end of the world is nigh” while ranting and railing about the need for sinners to repent before the impending apocalypse.
These guys could be annoying (and often had a few problems when it came to personal hygiene), but on the whole, they were at least entertaining.
These days, the warming cultists are so bland, earnest, dreary and just downright boring. Perhaps they all got a personality bypass with their coolaid?
Posted by Art Vandelay on 2006 11 18 at 09:00 AM • permalinkAmen my Australian brothers! These 85 will save lives! Global warming needs VINDICATION, not syndication, from corporations, with their matriculation, and mastication of our dreams of a cooler world!
We are not fooled. The world is not being cooled! We will not be ruled(!) by heat spewing fat cats. We need to stop burning fuel! Not wallow in our drool. Not relax in an air-conditioned school. Not eat an old dead mule. The Earth is a delicate jewel. Stop using it as a tool!
-Gospel of Al as told by Jesse Jackson.
(rule of thumb: if it rhymes, it’s probably true.)
Xenu would be proud. L. Ron Hubbard once said the best way to make a fortune is to invent your own religion. Al Gore’s internet didn’t garner any profit for him so he had to go with the tried and true method.
Posted by Some0Seppo on 2006 11 18 at 09:38 AM • permalinkRe: #11, speaking of the Dark Lord Rove, did anyone else notice that Beazo cant tell the difference between the Dark Lord and Rove McManus?
Either that or there is some left wing conspiracy to kill the Dark Lord’s missus.
One way or the other, Beazo should be flayed alive and roasted for the consuption of poor starving Africans…
Beazo is stupider than we thought.
Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 11 18 at 09:43 AM • permalinkAs long as these disciples don’t come doorknocking
Then I will invite them in for a session - we’ll turn all the lights on, crank up the fire, have a barbie while telling them what I think about their new fangled religion - and then I’ll untie them and they can leave
Posted by aussiemagpie on 2006 11 18 at 10:07 AM • permalinkwill be lucky to snatch a few hours’ sleep between late-night gigs and days spent in intensive training to become one of Australia’s first “climate messengers”.
So what does this “intensive training” consist of? They tie you to a chair and tape open your eyes and force you to sit through ten showings of Al Gore’s borefest movie?
The new buzzword for alarmists is ‘global dimming’ since they can’t make a sound case for ‘global warming’ althouhg a few adamant deniers will still cling to the ‘global warming’ farce I’m sure.
Davis S- Science behind global warming? Really? Because there is far more science agianst it- More facts that discount the leaps in faith needed to support the global warming farce. Seems scientists can’t even agree on evidences & keep changing their predictions once new evidences emerge- but hten again- so doesn’t the ‘science of evolution’ when those who first introduced it even confessed it was not possible- but by golly that didn’t stop millions from proposing htings which took blind leaps of faith to beleive because science could not support the ideology.
Christian news and commentary at: sacredscoop.com ...Cat Empire? Shouldn’t that be Pussy Nation? I hope none of their concerts this November are snowed out (realizing that snow
tirestyres are pretty rare in Oz).Posted by andycanuck on 2006 11 18 at 02:08 PM • permalinkSo what does this “intensive training” consist of?
Memorizing talking points and choregraphing a set PowerPoint™ presentation, more likely than not.
But I’ll betcha that so-called “intensive training” ain’t nowhere near what it takes to become a PowerPoint Ranger™ (aka “PowerPoint Pogue™”).
That bunch of whimps wouldn’t survive 5 minutes in a real PowerPoint™ environment!!!! Ask any veteran of recent experience.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 11 18 at 04:31 PM • permalinkSciencedamn it! PIMF!!! I should have said:
But I’ll betcha that so-called “intensive training” ain’t nowhere near what it takes to become a PowerPoint Ranger™ (
akaor even a “PowerPoint Pogue™”).Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 11 18 at 04:33 PM • permalink
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