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GO WARMING!

ESPN pits Global Warming against Peak Oil in a doomsday cage match:

• Round one

• Round two

• Round three

Posted by Tim B. on 03/13/2008 at 01:44 PM
  1. I put my money on the Bear, the Sun, and Chavez.

    Someone, pay up!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2008 03 13 at 02:35 PM • permalink

  2. Shouldn’t it be a three-way race, with Common Sense and it’s half-brother Nuclear Power in it?

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2008 03 13 at 02:44 PM • permalink

  3. Peak Oil or Global Warming?  Is that all the choices we have? 

    What ever happened to nuclear devastation?  The return of the glaciers?  Asteroid impact?  Biological warfare? 

    C’mon, ESPN!  There are more options, y’know!

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 03 13 at 03:32 PM • permalink

  4. ESPN STFU.

    Posted by 68W40 on 2008 03 13 at 05:25 PM • permalink

  5. ESPN’s just gone to hell all over since they changed the SportsCenter theme music.

    Posted by Mark V. on 2008 03 13 at 06:49 PM • permalink

  6. There was a brochure lying around the company’s lobby this morning, glossy letter size, probably junk mail or a newspaper insert.

    It was publicising E-hour or Earth day, or whatever corny propaganda stunt about the whole world turning off electricity for an hour.

    I put it in may pocket and brought it home for the cat litter box.

    OK So I don’t have a cat and threw it in the plastic garbage bag. I wasn’t even going to recycle it.

    Do what you can, I say.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 13 at 07:14 PM • permalink

  7. Oh, also I have a copy of the DVD Apocolypse? NO!.

    Now I’ve seen it, I left it prominantly standing on my desk and a curious passer-by asked whether he could borrow it. Sure!

    One soul at a time.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 13 at 07:18 PM • permalink

  8. Peak Oil may look impressive at this point in time, but I’m predicting it will choke before the competition is over.

    When it comes to sheer apocalyptic fury, nothing beats the Global Warming Megareligion. It’s got tornadoes, lightning, droughts, floods, earthquakes, and just about everything else, at the ready… (/irony)

    Posted by TimT on 2008 03 13 at 07:21 PM • permalink

  9. Snow.  In Texas.  In March.

    Except, they neglect to mention that it’s snow in Texas in March in the Panhandle where that happens every [routine] winter.

    ESPN, love the cage match, but get your shit together, okay?

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 03 13 at 07:21 PM • permalink

  10. You youngsters wouldn’t know, but in olden times, the ESPN would talk about sports.

    Posted by bgates on 2008 03 13 at 07:50 PM • permalink

  11. Yeah, right.  And MTV played music.

    Time for the home pops.

    Posted by aaron_ on 2008 03 13 at 09:35 PM • permalink

  12. Man, I just love the idea of a magma source for oil; the magma emitts (yes emitts, the greens will be on to this!) a gas which is trapped in rock cavity, consumed by microbes/bacteria who then crap out oil! I’m going to get some like-minded visionaries, start a co. to exploit this fantastic energy source; and then later, we’ll look at casimir, quantum gates and superposition energy gradients in a ZPG field.

    Posted by cohenite on 2008 03 13 at 11:13 PM • permalink

  13. It’s thought that if that process happens, it’s far to deep below the surface for us to get to this century.

    Posted by aaron_ on 2008 03 14 at 12:29 PM • permalink

  14. My nominee for car name of the year - the long-awaited (by someone, probably, I guess) Fisker Karma!

    Posted by mojo on 2008 03 14 at 02:55 PM • permalink

  15. Don’t underestimte Peak Oil. Sure it’s long odds, but warmers will be discredited by a mere fall in temperature, whereas the threat of peak oil will never fade. While ever there are resources, people will be scared of running out of them. Peak Oil might be looking tired, but there’s plenty of life in the old bugger yet.

    Posted by daddy dave on 2008 03 15 at 04:29 AM • permalink

  16. #12 well, sure, but it will all end in tears if the plates that create the ZPG ever come together.

    Posted by entropy on 2008 03 16 at 12:06 AM • permalink

  17. #16 entropy; my mistake, I meant ZPE; the quantum gaps in my mind are obviously getting bigger, if that’s an appropriate term for negative energy.

    Posted by cohenite on 2008 03 16 at 04:36 AM • permalink

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