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“Environment Canada is also calling for normal temperatures through March, April and May.”

(Via Wand)

Posted by Tim B. on 03/08/2007 at 11:43 AM

  1. Environment Canada is also calling for normal temperatures through March, April and May.

    The good news is that Gore will not be visiting Canada in the months of March, April or May.

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2007 03 08 at 11:47 AM • permalink

  2. Today’s weather will be cold, but there is the promise of spring around the corner.

    Still waiting for global warming to kick in eh!

    Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2007 03 08 at 12:25 PM • permalink

  3. Normal temperatures, huh?  Crap.  More sleety, drizzly, unpredictable weather interspersed with just enough warm, sunny days to torture us.  Thanks heaps.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 03 08 at 12:46 PM • permalink

  4. For the record, Ohio weather is not that different from Ontario weather.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 03 08 at 12:47 PM • permalink

  5. “Environment Canada is also calling for normal temperatures through March, April and May.”

    Canada must not be on The Goracle’s itinerary this Spring.

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 03 08 at 02:00 PM • permalink

  6. I call for normal sea levels through March, April and May!

    And as long as I’m calling, I also call for normal rain, drought, tornados, floods, fires,  non advancing and non retreating glaciers, trees, animal species ...

    Did I miss something? Ah, yes, I call for no more GlobAL GOREming.

    Ever.

    Posted by ElectronPower on 2007 03 08 at 02:10 PM • permalink

  7. If you thought February was particularly cold, you were fucking wrong.

    March in Monreal has been the coldest fucking month in the entire history of the entire fucking planet.

    -20°C at 2 o’clock in the arvo?  Fair crack of the whip, mate! It’s the fucking 8th of March.

    Posted by Jack from Montreal on 2007 03 08 at 02:27 PM • permalink

  8. aka Montreal

    Posted by Jack from Montreal on 2007 03 08 at 02:29 PM • permalink

  9. Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!

    Posted by PW on 2007 03 08 at 02:41 PM • permalink

  10. I’ll vouch for Jack’s assessment of this winter.

    If we can cite the “law of averages” in predicting climate, doesn’t the whole gloebbel warming thing go up in smoke? I want hard predictions based on battle tested postulates and proven laws. The debate is over so I am sure they have these handy. Resorting to fudging about with averages almost sounds as if they don’t have a clue about what the weather is going to be the next couple months.

    They wouldn’t demand hundreds of billions, or even trillions of dollars from us without such proof, would they?

    Posted by moptop on 2007 03 08 at 03:27 PM • permalink

  11. If we can cite the “law of averages” in predicting climate, doesn’t the whole gloebbel warming thing go up in smoke?

    Alas, moptop, no, as that would be an increase in gloebbel warming’s carbon footprint.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 03 08 at 03:40 PM • permalink

  12. Citing the law of averages when predicting weather is a bit like claiming you know all about engines because you know the average time it takes to for a drag racer to complete a quarter mile. On that basis, you would then be qualified to rebuild the engine, no doubt.

    Posted by moptop on 2007 03 08 at 04:05 PM • permalink

  13. 21% chance of snow March through May in south-central Ontario? Rubbage.

    I count on at least one traffic-snarling snowstorm every April. I do not recall the last year I didn’t see one.

    Phillips has his finger on the wrong line of figures, or was misquoted. Early April can regularly be as snowy as January in this part of the world.

    Posted by Jim Whyte on 2007 03 08 at 05:23 PM • permalink

  14. #9:

    “Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!”

    I call for Punxsutawney Phil to be unceremoniously tossed into the nearest volcano along with the virgin, at the next “call for normal temperatures” sacrificial meeting.

    Posted by Kaboom on 2007 03 08 at 07:20 PM • permalink

  15. On the farm the sheikh is nagging,
    cause there’s no more Islamic media but gagging
    but every friday, the sheiky comes along
    he gets up early to sing this little song

    Run aussie run aussie run run run
    don’t let the media have their fun fun fun
    he’ll get by cause they love they uncovered meat pie
    so run aussie run aussie run run run.

    sing song day friday

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 03 08 at 07:24 PM • permalink

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    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 03 08 at 07:25 PM • permalink

  17. How do you “call for normal temperatures”?  Does it involve cavorting naked around a maypole?

    Posted by anthony_r on 2007 03 08 at 07:25 PM • permalink

  18. I call for Punxsutawney Phil to be unceremoniously tossed into the nearest volcano along with the virgin ...

    That reminds me of yet another cheesy Dan Aykroyd movie.

    Posted by PW on 2007 03 08 at 07:43 PM • permalink

  19. Well, those bloody omniscient, omnipotent bureaucrats had better get to Ottawa darned quick, ‘cos it’s already March 8 and the temp hasn’t gone abopve zero for a long time.

    Tonight, -24C and then wind chill. March isn’t normall like this.

    Oh, wait, they’re based in ottawa. How can they spew this garbage?

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 03 08 at 08:41 PM • permalink

  20. #7 Come on Jack, a little decorum if you can. BTW are you an Aussie by chance?

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 03 08 at 08:45 PM • permalink

  21. #12 Except in geographical areas with very variable weather, a prognostication (oooh) of weather tomorrow being like that of today is about 66% accurate.

    In the UK, the weather-meisters have even overcome this difficulty by predicting tomorrow’s weather to be “sunny periods with scattered showers”.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 03 08 at 08:50 PM • permalink

  22. “Environment Canada is also calling for normal temperatures through March, April and May.”

    What will they do if their demand is not met? Protest?

    Posted by Art Vandelay on 2007 03 08 at 09:05 PM • permalink

  23. I finally figured it out, we are in the movie “Ground Hog’s Day” and we are living February 2nd over and over and over even though the calander says March 8.

    Posted by moptop on 2007 03 08 at 10:09 PM • permalink

  24. #6, good thinking. This just in:

    Desperate and single blog commenter calls for Scarlett Johansson to visit him through March, April and May.

    hmmm, I wonder what’s taking so long?

    Posted by Art Vandelay on 2007 03 08 at 10:38 PM • permalink

  25. Frigid conditions made the month the coldest February in 28 years, according to Environment Canada’s senior climatologist David Phillips.

    Global Warming strikes again!  I blame George Bush.

    Posted by bondo on 2007 03 08 at 11:10 PM • permalink

  26. I want it to rain tomorrow. Can Environment Canada help me?

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 03 09 at 12:03 AM • permalink

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