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GORE YOUR WAY TO WEALTH
A convenient appearance fee for Al Gore:
No word on whether the event is carbon neutral.
(Via Larry T.)
Former Vice President Al Gore is one of the greatest civic minds of the 21st century. He’ll share the stirring message learned from his life’s work and you’ll hear his opinion on national and world events – past, present, future. Hear all about his personal goals for the future – and what’s next for this remarkable leader! He’ll even discuss his new film, An Inconvenient Truth, which is sparking debate around the globe.
Don’t miss your chance to meet & learn from a U.S. Vice President.
If I had the budget, I’d bold it all…
Fuck it. We’re all going to drown soon anyway.
”You get a sense from him that this is one of those moments in his life where all the work that he has been doing for 30 years on this is coming to a head,” said Davis Guggenheim, who directed the new documentary. “The issue is getting more and more urgent. The writing is on the wall.”
That’s it, I’m a broken, penniless man.
Al Gore on Real Estate: “Buy all you can in Colorado; it will be beach-front soon!”
Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2006 08 14 at 06:59 AM • permalink#4 “You get a sense from him that this is one of those moments in his life where all the work that he has been doing for 30 years on this is coming to a head . . .”
Yes, a foaming, frothy head like an inferior beer at room temperature that some joker shook vigorously before pouring.
Hey, El Cid, you’re a real estate guy; reckon there’s anything you can learn from this distinguished speaker?
Al Gore “Live and In Person”? I’ll buy the “in person” part, but I’ve never seen any evidence of “live”.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 08 14 at 07:44 AM • permalink#s 1 and 6-
Damn, beat me to that joke…
And just what would be Al’s “life work”? I don’t remember global warming being on the Clinton/Gore platform in ‘92…
Posted by Tex Lovera on 2006 08 14 at 07:59 AM • permalinkA few selected class listings from the sitr:
San Francisco Class Listings:
Monday, August 14, 2006
How to Make a Great Impression Every Time with Craig Harrison, 06:45 PM to 09:30 PM
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
How to Attract Anything Using the Law of Attraction $ with ANN ROULAC, 06:45 PM to 09:30 PM
Connect with the Media for $50K in Free Publicity! $ with JILL LUBLIN, 06:45 PM to 09:30 PM
Real Estate Investment Analysis $ with Edward Craine, 06:45 PM to 09:30 PM
Stop Paying Rent! - How to Buy Your First House or Condo $ with Craig Ackerman, 06:45 PM to 09:30 PMWednesday, August 16, 2006
How to Destroy Job and Life-created Stress ––in 10 days or Less! $ with Mike Mataraza, 06:45 PM to 09:30 PM
Grow from Lemonade Stand Owner to Millionaire $ with Rayfil Wong, 06:45 PM to 09:30 PMThursday, August 17, 2006
How to Make Million Dollar Phone Calls… Blast Past Your Sales Goals! $ with DON SURATH, 06:45 PM to 09:30 PM
Abundance, Healing & Kabbalah $ with Pnina Zohara and Megan Wagner, 06:45 PM to 09:30 PM
Finding Foreclosure Real Estate 50% Below Market Value with Al Schweitzer, 07:00 PM to 09:00 PM
Friday, August 18, 2006
How to Satisfy a Woman—Sex Tips Every Man Should Know and USE! $ with Nicole Daedone, 07:30 PM to 09:30 PM
Sunday, August 20, 2006Get in Touch With Self, Body at Naked Yoga $ with Lauren Finkelstein, 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM
Actually paco, the phrase ``coming to a head’’ refers to the formation of pus, as in the pimple on the chin which reaches maximum size just before your Saturday night date.
So Mr. Guggenheim was nearer right than he knew.
Posted by Sonetka's Mom on 2006 08 14 at 09:45 AM • permalinkI notice that the event is in San Francisco, moonbat central; indeed, that’s the only city mentioned in the ad. Algore is being pumped as a keynote speaker.
And there’s a barely readable footnote on the advert for the keynote speaker: “Please note. Not all Keynote Speakers are speaking at all events. Please check the city that you wish to attend.”
And search as I could, I didn’t find anything like a schedule of event. But, hoo doggie!!, did I find ways to send the event organizers money.
Hmmmmmmmm…........
Heh! I wonder if the Algore fans in San Francisco (and there are likely zillions of ‘em) are being baited here. There’s no guarantee of Algore being at this event…..but you have to buy the tickets in advance, ranging from $49 just to wander the floor to $300 for the VIP weekend pass.
Can anyone here spell S - U - C - K - E - R?
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 08 14 at 09:53 AM • permalinkEx-champ Foreman may have a paunch, but he’s in no way punchy. He’s built a dynamic, multi-million (could be billion by now) dollar business enterprise with his mean lean grilling machines. When it comes to business advice, you could do worse. Lots worse.
Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 08 14 at 11:37 AM • permalinkBut this morning I booked to hear Al give a talk at the Edinburgh International Book Festival - on the 27th!
Have I been conned?
I had planned to ask the great man a non-controversial question:
“Is it more likely that a President Hillary Clinton would nuke Iran than a President Bush?”
Posted by David Farrer on 2006 08 14 at 12:32 PM • permalinkAbsolutely pa-the-tic.
But we already knew that.
Posted by Barbara Skolaut on 2006 08 14 at 12:50 PM • permalink“...all the work that he has been doing for 30 years on this is coming to a head,”
Is that supposed to be a Gore reference? Because Bill Clinton’s in Toronto at the AIDS conference. I’m confused.
Posted by andycanuck on 2006 08 14 at 01:40 PM • permalinkre #26, LOL andycanuck! Mayhaps Bubba switched conferences at the last moment, and the copy writers got mixed up.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 08 14 at 05:18 PM • permalinkCan RONCO commercials be far off?
I’m not sure a complete matching set of Ginsu knives is capable of cutting through wood as dense as Gorehead, no matter what they can do to a tin can…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 08 14 at 08:18 PM • permalinkWell, better his movies than used panties like they do in Japan…
And you know this how, PW…....?
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 08 15 at 08:15 PM • permalink
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