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HOTTER THAN HURLEY

Back in March, the Independent was all huffy about Bigfoot-style celebrity carbon outputs:

Liz Hurley’s long-haul wedding has produced a carbon footprint so large that it would take the average British couple more than 10 years to contribute as much to heating up the planet as she and Arun Nayar have done in little over a week. It would take a typical Indian couple a massive 123 years.

A special study, by an Oxford-based footprinting consultancy, suggests the celebrations will release around 200,000kg of carbon into the atmosphere.

The consultancy, Best Foot Forward, reckons this is an underestimate. The couple are not giving full details of the festivities because of a contract with Hello! magazine, but last night environmentalists condemned their “conspicuous carbon consumption”.

Conspicuous? Hardly, when compared to Live Earth’s. The delightful Ms Hurley’s marriage caused only a mere 200 tonnes of carbon to be released. By comparison, Live Earth has puked forth - according to this estimate - some 31,500 tonnes of carbon. Factor in Live Earth’s TV audience and the carbon count apparently soars to 74,500 tonnes, or 372.5 times the carbon emissions condemned by Hurley-haters. Live Earth attendee Jayme Fine gets GoreCo off the hook:

“People leaving their lights on at home when nobody’s there is going to eat up electricity,” he said.

“If we all just remember to shut those off, it’s OK for us to have an event like this.”

UPDATE. Sydney’s Live Earth was a debacle:

Scores were seen leaving within the first two hours of the nine-hour festival, fed up with the lack of basic services, cutting their losses on a $99 ticket. Gate attendants were heard telling the human tide that they should complain to the promoter ...

“This is what happens when you let hippies organise a big event,” another said.

UPDATE II. Aieeeeee! It’s Hologram Al!

UPDATE III. It’s a religion:

As the Live Earth concerts rolled out around the globe, each blessed with Gore’s presence, either live or on giant screens, it became clear that the failed presidential candidate has metamorphosed into a prophet.

And the prophet sayeth:

“We are in a transition time in history when the only way we can get to where we need to be is by starting from where we are.”

Er, OK.

Posted by Tim B. on 07/08/2007 at 01:25 PM
  1. EVERY Green’s lights are on with nobody home…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 08 at 01:32 PM • permalink

  2. Eliz. Hurley’s off the market ??  DAMN !

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 07 08 at 01:34 PM • permalink

  3. Ash

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 08 at 01:51 PM • permalink

  4. Richard, how did you know?!

    Would you like something to eat?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 08 at 01:55 PM • permalink

  5. “If we all just remember to shut those off, it’s OK for us to have an event like this.”

    I thought the point of no return for the earth was 2010.  You mean all we have to do to save the earth is turn off the lights when we go to our mega-huge spectacles?  Then what’s Gore so worried about?

    Posted by Bill Ramey on 2007 07 08 at 02:01 PM • permalink

  6. No, no, I’m good…(checks to see if he put his address in his profile…)

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 08 at 02:08 PM • permalink

  7. You don’t want Saladas with vegemite and ham on them Richard?

    I have trouble believing that.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 08 at 02:13 PM • permalink

  8. Hides behind sleeping cat.

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 08 at 02:17 PM • permalink

  9. It would be interesting to run a celebrity hypocrisy blog, but you’d probably need a full-time staff of half a dozen people, and you still wouldn’t be able to keep up with it all.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 08 at 02:19 PM • permalink

  10. Richard, it’s really very tasty. You’d like it. It’s not the old fashioned Vegemite that would produce tears and profuse sweating.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 08 at 02:25 PM • permalink

  11. “If we all just remember to shut those off, it’s OK for us to have an event like this.”

    In other news, if you’re on a weight loss diet and you drink a diet Coke, then it’s OK to eat an entire pizza.

    Posted by Apostic on 2007 07 08 at 02:28 PM • permalink

  12. From the Breitbart article:

    Live Earth organiser Al Gore, former US vice president turned green campaigner, answered criticism of Live Earth’s stars in British newspaper The Independent on Saturday.

    “We are in a transition time in history when the only way we can get to where we need to be is by starting from where we are,” he said.

    Gee, Al, ya think?  Have you been dipping into Al3’s stash again?

    Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 07 08 at 02:33 PM • permalink

  13. #12: “We are in a transition time in history when the only way we can get to where we need to be is by starting from where we are,” he said.

    Heavy. Like, really deep, dude. You’ve got your head where the people’s pulse is at. Say, let me take a hit on that doobie, man, while you’re talking truth to power.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 08 at 02:40 PM • permalink

  14. “We are in a transition time in history when the only way we can get to where we need to be is by starting from where we are,” he said.

    And when Buckaroo Banzai said that in the movie, Ellen Barkin pulled out a gun and took a shot at him…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 08 at 02:46 PM • permalink

  15. This is the phrase that torques me:  Oxford-based footprinting consultancy.

    Are you freakin’ kidding me?!??

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 07 08 at 02:47 PM • permalink

  16. “If we all just remember to shut those [lights] off, it’s OK for us to have an event like this.”

    “We are in a transition time in history when the only way we can get to where we need to be is by starting from where we are,” he said.

    I think I’ve figured out where the “Attack on Reason” is coming from.

    Posted by saltydog on 2007 07 08 at 03:04 PM • permalink

  17. #15, RebeccaH,

    Exactly.  This has already gone so far that I wonder how we are to end it.  Too many “professionals” with political connections now have too much power for the stupidity to go quietly into history.

    And we thought that Oil for Food was the most massive scam in history!  Little did we know that it was merely an experiment to see how much the Transnationals could get away with.

    Posted by saltydog on 2007 07 08 at 03:09 PM • permalink

  18. #16 Hehheh.  Good one.

    Posted by Apostic on 2007 07 08 at 03:16 PM • permalink

  19. God, I wish we just had to deal with good, old fashioned decadency.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 07 08 at 03:51 PM • permalink

  20. I leave the lights off when I’m not around and I gave Live Earth a miss, so I figure I’ve got some guilt-free massive carbon emission coming to me. Burning down a national forest might be kind of cool.

    Posted by Paul Zrimsek on 2007 07 08 at 04:10 PM • permalink

  21. #10 Ash_, if it ain’t then why bother?

    It should at least be as tangy as Marmite, of which Vegemite is a poor imitation - joins Richard behind the cat

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 08 at 04:45 PM • permalink

  22. It enough to make you want to Hurley.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 08 at 04:48 PM • permalink

  23. On the upside, within 5 years, expect a lot of sheepish deniers to publicly deny they were part of the global-warming hoax. Caprio, Madonna, Gore, etc.

    Watch particularly for acrobatics from Flima-Flam, they’ll be spetacular, incredible, logic-defying stunts.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 08 at 04:51 PM • permalink

  24. I think the fruit-fly guy will just retire quietly to his BC island mansion and hope everyone forghets him.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 08 at 04:53 PM • permalink

  25. Excuse me while I kiss the sky emit some methane.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 08 at 04:54 PM • permalink

  26. Sort of off-topic sort of not, but I just got home and just as I was getting out of my car there was an ad on the radio from Philips saying they were a sponsor of Live Earth because it was part of their contribution to solving the “climate crisis”.  I’m going to puke if I hear that phrase one more time (unfortunately I think I’ll be puking a lot over the next several months/years).  There is no f***ing climate crisis.  There is an unproven scientific theory based on a very limited set of data that’s led some Chicken Littles to make wild and unprovable predictions about the future 50 years from now.  That is not a “crisis”.

    Posted by kcom on 2007 07 08 at 05:07 PM • permalink

  27. #26: I know what you mean. I’m getting sick of seeing large corporates sucking up to the Greenies (the nauseating BP commercials come immediately to mind).

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 08 at 05:37 PM • permalink

  28. Lubos Motl nails this idiocy.

    “Hundreds of musicians have demonstrated that there is much stronger consensus about global warming among rock musicians than among scientists.”

    Posted by phil_b on 2007 07 08 at 06:00 PM • permalink

  29. #26 Like, totally, dude.

    But you give the enemy too much credit. It is not an unproven scientific theory; it is an unproven scientific hypothesis.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 08 at 06:04 PM • permalink

  30. Also from the Breitbart article:

    “If we simply spend our time criticising one another for where we are, that will further delay our departure for where we need to be.”

    Al Gore III first heard this on a roadside, at age seven, when Pops couldn’t find Disneyland.

    Posted by Stephen M on 2007 07 08 at 06:17 PM • permalink

  31. Ok, so I lied. One more O/T article, to be filed under Are You Sure There Will Always Be an England?

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 08 at 06:18 PM • permalink

  32. Wimpy Canadian—is the lady with the scary hair and food still here?

    Gorebles is babbling like Firesign Theatre these days.  Thing is, Proctor and Bergman knew they were kidding…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 08 at 06:26 PM • permalink

  33. Interesting article in the age by some by clown called christoff, who bags the ABC for showing the Swindle doco, claiming it is morally worse than denying Auschwitz, ACC is a done deal because thousands of experts plus the UN say so, and because of its screening we will shortly drown in boiling sea water…..if you’re a bit down, as I was, it will brighten you up…funny as a hatful of a~#eholes, as the sailors say

    Cheers
    RodC

    Posted by Rod C on 2007 07 08 at 06:28 PM • permalink

  34. #31 Paco, at times I despair. :-(

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 08 at 06:34 PM • permalink

  35. #23

    I doubt it. What’s going to enlightenen
    them?

    A new ice age?

    They would then attribute it to
    “climate change”.

    Even today CSIRO has come out
    and said GW will seriously
    deplete fish stocks within
    30 yrs.

    Over fishing I can believe,but GW?

    Fucking AGW hysteria is really
    pissing me off.


    Surely if these musos believe
    this shit, they should have
    played “unplugged” to save
    mother earth.

    From a central location, NOT
    flying around in private jets.

    Posted by dver on 2007 07 08 at 06:35 PM • permalink

  36. #32 Peering around the fat cat -

    I think she has fallen into a vegimite and raspberry slumber. Safe to move.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 07 08 at 06:37 PM • permalink

  37. A little pollution piece: Private jets for climate change.

    Posted by andycanuck on 2007 07 08 at 06:42 PM • permalink

  38. #31 Wimpy: At least he’s been suspended, pending an investigation. I’m surprised the French didn’t give him a senior position in the Interior Ministry.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 08 at 07:01 PM • permalink


  39. #2
    Liz is another celebrity
    Who gives me the shits
    But my word
    She’s got a great set of tits

    Posted by Pickles on 2007 07 08 at 07:16 PM • permalink

  40. ‘“We are in a transition time in history when the only way we can get to where we need to be is by starting from where we are,” he said.’

    ‘“If we simply spend our time criticising one another for where we are, that will further delay our departure for where we need to be.”’

    This guy came that close to being POTUS.

    Be afraid, people.  Be VERY afraid.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 08 at 07:20 PM • permalink

  41. Yeah but… Live Earth did reach an audience of 2 billion people.

    Posted by anthony_r on 2007 07 08 at 07:25 PM • permalink

  42. People leaving their lights on at home when nobody’s there

    Jayne Fine says, and in doing so describes himself to a T

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 07 08 at 07:54 PM • permalink

  43. “If we all just remember to shut those [lights] off, it’s OK for us to have an event like this.”

    What a crock.  Lighting consumes stuff all energy - especially if you’ve replaced all your old globes with the new fangled twisty things. 

    Thanks to it being freezing here in Sydney at the moment, I have a 2000W heater going most of the time in an effort to ward of frostbite.  I think that is comsuming around 50 times the power of the few measly twisty globes I’ve got switched on.

    The aluminium smelter in the backyard probably isn’t helping either…

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 07 08 at 08:13 PM • permalink

  44. How do they calculate the 2 billion viewers? That’s a hell of a lot of people, considering more than half the world doesn’t own or have access to a television.
    And still it’s less than the number of people who supposedly tune into the Olympic Games opening ceremony.
    They better keep raising awareness.

    Posted by The Prez on 2007 07 08 at 08:20 PM • permalink

  45. #31, paco,

    If you haven’t already done so, go to Melanie Phillips Diary, read it and weep.  I’m afraid that the the England that we know and love has already gone, slipped away right under our noses. 

    The question then becomes how far gone is America.  I would like to think that we aren’t as far down the multicult road as Britain, but we now find the Bush administration, under the tutelage of Condi Rice and the State Department, is now dealing with terrorists in Iran, Syria, the Left Bank, and especially worrisome, the “moderate” Muslim Brotherhood.  While we have stepped up our efforts in Iraq, the administration shows no stomach for dealing with Iran’s nuclear program, as it quickly progresses beyond our ability to do anything without all out war.  Even if we decide to ace Iran, are we still able to do so?  Not if we fight in Iran the way we’ve fought in Iraq.  If we do not fight an all out war, we will eventually lose.  The main war isn’t in the Middle East anyway, but right here at home, just like it has been in Britain.  We are no where near fighting this greater war, but are busy appeasing our way to dhimmihood.  I’ve recently, and reluctantly, come to the realization that even another major attack on the U.S. mainland would not necessarily mean that we would come to our senses.  I can hear the excuses screamed across the floor of the senate that we brought it on ourselves—Iraq, you know—and the only thing to do is talk our way out of further attacks, while granting ever more privileges to our own Muslims.

    Rome didn’t end with a bang, it declined with many whimpers over time.

    Posted by saltydog on 2007 07 08 at 08:27 PM • permalink

  46. Oops.  Sorry to go off topic.  Then again, is it really off topic?  The decline of Western Civilization may be evidenced by the fact that Al Gore fiddled while the West burned.

    Posted by saltydog on 2007 07 08 at 08:29 PM • permalink

  47. UPDATE II. Aieeeeee! It’s Hologram Al!

    Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Anything but Ulgor!

    Posted by TimT on 2007 07 08 at 08:35 PM • permalink

  48. # 45.  You’ve clearly forgotten the masses huddled together to watch giant screens in public places

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 07 08 at 08:37 PM • permalink

  49. Live Earth T-shirts and Jumpers cost $50-100 dollars, while cans of coke cost $4.20 and Alisha drove home from Live Earth only to turn all the lights, heaters, hot showers videos etc on. She was next to Thomas and Emma (Big Brother) and she said Thomas waved to people that were not waving at him ! Emma, has hollow cheek bones as well…lol

    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 07 08 at 09:09 PM • permalink

  50. #46 Salty: Very sobering facts. It continues to amaze me how people are willing to sell their birthright for a messful of the pottage of “cultural sensitivity”. This is a phenomenon that I find difficult to understand. Large numbers of native-born English (and French and Americans - name your western country) have essentially stopped believing in anything - except for the inviolability of the beliefs of people who wish them dead. Impossible to see this as anything other than either willful blindness or a cultural death wish.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 08 at 09:26 PM • permalink

  51. Listening to John Laws and happened to hear Prof. Bob Carter from James Cook University with the pair of them giving it to the warmenistas big time.

    The prof stating the whole deal is “absolute bullshit” with Laws agreeing and calling it the biggest con he has ever seen. 

    The purpose was to really build up the numbers to watch the GGWS on the ABC. Both he and Laws also agreed that the there is a noticeably large section of the public is finally waking up to fraud.

    So refreshing!

    Prof. Carter will be on the discussion panel reviewing the program and he doesn’t pull his punches.

    Posted by LaoHuLi on 2007 07 08 at 09:27 PM • permalink

  52. A special study, by an Oxford-based footprinting consultancy,

    ... carbon offsets…

    Thar’s gold in them thar hills!

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 08 at 09:33 PM • permalink

  53. UPDATE II. Aieeeeee! It’s Hologram Al!

    Man, that fat-o-gram must’ve used a few terrabytes!

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 08 at 09:36 PM • permalink


  54. “We are in a transition time in history when the only way we can get to where we need to be is by starting from where we are.”

    You can’t get there from here. 

    (Old mountaineering saying).

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2007 07 08 at 09:41 PM • permalink

  55. It’s Hologram Al!

    To quote Wodehouse, he still looks like “someone who’s been stuffed in a hurry by an incompetent taxidermist.”

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 08 at 09:47 PM • permalink

  56. How do they calculate the 2 billion viewers?

    Well, if 2,000,000,000 viewers COULD have seen the show then they MUST have seen the show.

    They just HAD to….!

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 08 at 09:52 PM • permalink

  57. Algoricle and the Doominarians.

    When AWG is finally put down like the sick dog it is, the Doominarians will find something else to get all Apocalypticy about.

    This appears to have much the same weirdness driving it that is often found in Millenarian cults.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 07 08 at 09:53 PM • permalink

  58. And don’t miss this video of a positively riveting recitation by Al of his now-famous pledge (accompanied by some choice editorial comments). Must’ve been a warm day; judging by the size of those half-moons under his arms, looks like Al sprung a leak.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 08 at 09:54 PM • permalink

  59. #56
    Gives digital ‘bit stuffing’ a whole new meaning ...

    Definitely not ‘narrow casting’

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 08 at 09:56 PM • permalink

  60. #59
    My fellow Earthians, I do solemnly swear ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 08 at 10:00 PM • permalink

  61. Hmmmm.

    “We are in a transition time in history when the only way we can get to where we need to be is by starting from where we are.”

    Almost as deep as:

    “We don’t have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are. “
    - Buckaroo Banzai.

    Which makes Al Gore slightly less useful than an entertaining B grade movie.

    Posted by memomachine on 2007 07 08 at 10:01 PM • permalink

  62. Paco, your frequent quotes from Wodehouse and even Saki are a surprise.  I was aware Wodehouse was popular in the US, but Saki?
    You are clearly a man of a most uncommon erudition.

    Posted by Olrence on 2007 07 08 at 10:02 PM • permalink

  63. YES! YES! OH GOD YES!

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 08 at 10:08 PM • permalink

  64. Fifty dollars for a beer?? LMAO
    Gives you some idea of what happens when lefty idiots get to organise anything.
    You wouldn’t let them near your lunch money let alone your tax dollars.

    Posted by Hank Reardon on 2007 07 08 at 10:12 PM • permalink

  65. #59
    Re the following Garth Brooks clip with Al: It’s also fun to watch Al keeping time.

    Looks like Al hasn’t joined Janet Jackson’s Rhythm Nation just yet ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 08 at 10:12 PM • permalink

  66. #63: Very kind of you, Olrence. Reading is one of my few genuine pleasures. I don’t have any particularly great gifts myself, except for the ability to appreciate the “giftedness” of others, and it is something in which I indulge myself to the hilt.

    #64 Richard: Sheehan vs. Pelosi. The leftist dragon thus attempts to consume itself. Should be a fun race to watch, if it ever materializes: Pelosi zooming from one photo-op to another in her limousine, with Mother Sheehan milling about on the fringes of the crowd, adorned in home-made sandwich-board, and emoting through a bull-horn.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 08 at 10:23 PM • permalink

  67. In a tragic display of unintended consequences, the giant hologram of Gorebles drew Gamera out of the depths of Tokyo Bay…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 08 at 10:28 PM • permalink

  68. 64.
    But that will split the “truther” votes from the “Ani-Imperialist America vote”.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 07 08 at 10:31 PM • permalink

  69. #64 -

    I’d been wondering the cause of the diabolical laughter coming from our Dark Master’s inner sanctum.  At first I thought it was the Galactus-size carbon footprint of Live Earth.  But now, now I know. 

    I stand in awe. 

    This is gonna call for a whole lotta popcorn.

    Posted by Achillea on 2007 07 08 at 10:31 PM • permalink

  70. #64, richard mcenroe, that is the funniest thing I’ve read all weekend (well, besides Mr. Lonlight’s foray into the Forbidden City looking for Mr. Pok-ho).  That will be the Election Battle of the Century!

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 07 08 at 10:32 PM • permalink

  71. WimpyCanadian: “It is not an unproven scientific theory; it is an unproven scientific hypothesis”.

    Finally, someone who understands the difference.  An hypothesis has to bave experimental backup before it can become a theory.

    Posted by Brett_McS on 2007 07 08 at 10:37 PM • permalink

  72. These people want to run every national, state and local government in the world, but they can’t even put on a concert—and it’s not because they’re short on money.  They’re just incompetent.

    Posted by Michael Levy on 2007 07 08 at 10:41 PM • permalink

  73. #64

    Oh pleasepleasepleaseplease… *crosses fingers and hopes really, really hard*

    Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 07 08 at 10:42 PM • permalink

  74. “We are in a transition time in history when the only way we can get to where we need to be is by starting from where we are.”

    Reminds me of that classic Irish joke:

    Tourist driving along a small lane is lost.  Stops to ask a farmer the directions to Cork.  Farmer responds:

    “Well, if I was going to Cork, I wouldn’t be starting from here.”

    Stick that in your craw, Mr Al Gore.

    Posted by peter m on 2007 07 08 at 10:42 PM • permalink

  75. Yeah but… Live Earth did reach an audience of 2 billion people.

    Hilarious. That’s, what, 1/3 of humanity? Really?

    Can’t wait to get to work tomorrow and take a random sample.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 07 08 at 10:43 PM • permalink

  76. There’s zip chance Pelosi will lose her seat as long as she goes home every Gay Pride Day and marches with the founder of NAMBLA.  But it will be funny to watch…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 07 08 at 10:44 PM • permalink

  77. Hmmm in taking a look at tub-at-large Al Gore, I think it’s safe to say that he is, indeed, bigger than Jesus.

    —Nora

    Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 07 08 at 10:44 PM • permalink

  78. “Bedazzled” is the Greatest. Movie. Ever.

    Liz Hurley in a slinky red dress. Liz Hurley in a leather suit. Liz Hurley in a cheerleader outfit. Liz Hurley in a schoolgirl uniform.

    It took me six hours to watch it with the pause button in one hand and… um, my drink in the other.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 07 08 at 10:46 PM • permalink

  79. “Aieeeeee! It’s Hologram Al!”

    I avoid watching Al Gore at every opportunity presented to me but I did watch a few moments of Holo-Al.  Whoever said he’s a new man is smoking something.  He’s the same Wooden Al I remember from the presidential campaign 7 years ago.  And the same pedantic prick.

    And I would question that 2 billion number, too.  There was very little buzz about any of those concerts where I live and I have had not one person mention them to me.  I never even saw any ads on TV for Live Earth.  If the news reports about attendance at the actual concerts are even remotely true, that only reinforces the feeling that people just didn’t fall for it.  I could see there might be a “potential” audience of 2 billion but I would guess the actual audience was far, far smaller.  (Perhaps it was a Lancet estimate…)

    Posted by kcom on 2007 07 08 at 11:03 PM • permalink

  80. Get your money down now, guys. 

    Big Al is still going at 6-to-1 to be the Democrat candidate at the 2008 Elections.

    Easy money.

    Posted by Apparatchik on 2007 07 08 at 11:07 PM • permalink

  81. #79 Agreed.  I hope you didn’t spill your drink.

    Posted by Brett_McS on 2007 07 08 at 11:08 PM • permalink

  82. #59, Paco,

    that’s as fine a set of manbearpig boobs as I’ve ever seen!

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 07 08 at 11:09 PM • permalink

  83. Liz Hurley is quite the wooden actor. Watching her act gives me wood.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 08 at 11:11 PM • permalink

  84. So, so creepy.

    Anyone read SnowCrash?

    Holo-Al is a must see.  And the pledge a must read.

    Posted by aaron_ on 2007 07 08 at 11:20 PM • permalink

  85. That 2 billion figure is a scientific consensus.  Don’t worry, we can make it bigger.  Just send money.

    Posted by Big Jim on 2007 07 08 at 11:22 PM • permalink

  86. Is it possible for The Goreacle to appear on anything but a giant screen?

    Live Earth is like one of those myspace losers who claims to have 216,793 friends.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 08 at 11:32 PM • permalink

  87. What this really is all about is the “great and good” (personified by the Gore) looking for yet another reason to control our lioves.  First it was because modern civilization was too complex.  Then it was because of war.  Then it was because of overpopulation.  Then it was because only the great and good could prvoide for everyone.

    Now they claim that the climate requires them to control as only they know what is best for the rest of us and for Gaea.  Having overthrown one type of fedualism, the old nobility is repackaging it as the way to SAVE THE PLANET.

    Posted by Room 237 on 2007 07 08 at 11:52 PM • permalink

  88. As the Live Earth concerts rolled out around the globe, each blessed with Gore’s presence, either live or on giant screens, it became clear that the failed presidential candidate has metamorphosed into a prophet.

    Watching the hologram Al I thought he had metamorphosed into a dirigible. Oh the humanity!

    Posted by charles austin on 2007 07 08 at 11:53 PM • permalink

  89. Now we know why John Farnham wasn’t on the Aussie bill.

    He wanted to sing his smash hit “Age Of Reason” but realised that the occasion was utterly inappropriate for a song about ‘reason’.

    Posted by Bonmot on 2007 07 08 at 11:54 PM • permalink

  90. I’ve just asked everyone at work and not one person watched Live Earth - however one girl did watch Crowded House only

    The footy was popular though

    And two people with their families,  went to see the Kitty Hawk

    Posted by aussiemagpie on 2007 07 09 at 12:05 AM • permalink

  91. PIMF sorry bad wording- I meant to say only one person watched Live Earth and only for a little while to see Crowded House

    Posted by aussiemagpie on 2007 07 09 at 12:06 AM • permalink

  92. “Democrats and Americans feel betrayed by the Democratic leadership,”—Ste. Cindy the Braindead

    Glad to see Cindy understands that there is a difference between Democrats and Americans.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 07 09 at 12:08 AM • permalink

  93. I watched that hologram of Gorezilla….with the sound turned off.  I just wanted to see if that was really a hologram. 

    I wonder when they will get the home entertainment model on the market?  Dave S could watch “Bedazzled” for days.

    If he drinks in moderation, I mean.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 07 09 at 12:09 AM • permalink

  94. Oh dear, one of the live erf nobs has gone and committed the greatest sin against gaia possible

    “I’ve been working non-stop since April of last year, and I just finished with Live Earth on Saturday, and I think I’m going to take a little bit of time off,” Collette said.

    “It’s really nice to be able to do that.”

    Why dont I feel for the poor little tyke? Am I that heartless? Has being a RWDB (probationary, 3rd class) hardened my emotions so badly??

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 07 09 at 12:47 AM • permalink

  95. Fools! Have you not heard the words of Jor-AL. The planet is doomed. We’re all going to die. He has already managed to send his favourite son, Kal-AL, off the planet. (Well, the police said he was off the planet when they arrested him.) We must all board space ships and escape to Mars, where global warming isn’t a problem. (Forget what those other scientists said, listen to Jor-AL, we can trust him.) Hurry, hurry…the earth is already shaking. Ahhhhhhhhhh.

    Posted by BB77 on 2007 07 09 at 12:49 AM • permalink

  96. Though, on the other hand, it might have been Chicken Lit-AL I was listening to.

    Posted by BB77 on 2007 07 09 at 12:50 AM • permalink

  97. Richard, if you want to join me for a late lunch I’m having toasted sandwiches.

    With a cheese, mustard and honey filling.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 09 at 12:52 AM • permalink

  98. O/T (again)

    Catholics go to Hell or the other way around??

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 07 09 at 12:53 AM • permalink

  99. Another Al holocast?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 09 at 12:57 AM • permalink

  100. re #100, egg_, it’s gotta be in wood, not ice.  Ice is for Hillary!, wood is for Gorezilla.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 07 09 at 01:26 AM • permalink

  101. There is nothing I like more after a hard weekend of ignoring Live Earth than relaxing with a nice hour of Top Gear. Tonight at 19:30 on your taxpayer funded soccer, sodomy, and cycling network.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 07 09 at 01:34 AM • permalink

  102. #101 TRJ :)
    Typecast Al?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 09 at 01:42 AM • permalink

  103. Jack Marx gives Missy Higgins a lesson in hypocrisy, Gore style… and doesn’t buy any peanut brittle.

    Posted by Zoidberg on 2007 07 09 at 01:43 AM • permalink

  104. You and Al must make a plan
    We must bring salvation back
    Where there is love
    Al’ll be there (chorus) Al’ll be there

    Al’ll reach out his hand to you
    Al has faith in all you do
    Just call his name
    And Al’ll be there (chorus) Al’ll be there ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 09 at 01:48 AM • permalink

  105. Al Gore.

    Horrorgram.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 09 at 01:59 AM • permalink

  106. Here are some great photos of the Gore effect in action.  Al has given us some of the best July skiing in years.

    Posted by craigo on 2007 07 09 at 02:27 AM • permalink

  107. Ash_

    I think Ive topped that not so long ago. Smoked oysters and chocolate. Yummo!

    (I dont think Im pregnant tho)

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 07 09 at 02:33 AM • permalink

  108. I’ve had that before TFM. It was truly a delight. I was in Darwin at the time, I think.

    Add chocolate to anything and it becomes a whole lot better.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 09 at 02:49 AM • permalink

  109. Planet Al Carbon Occultists?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 07 09 at 03:23 AM • permalink

  110. #85
    29 minutes and still no pizza!
    The 2 billion audience is the potential of the broadcast footprint. A quick squizz at the ratings shows that a repeat of The Chaser at 11pm made the top 50 programmes this passed weekend, but LiveEarth didn’t make the cut.  I’d hazard a guess that no one watched, except by accident.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 07 09 at 03:27 AM • permalink

  111. #108, 109 et al
    You people are sick.  The thought of smoked oysters with chocolate makes me bilious.As it would any other reasonable man.  But not as sick as just now watching some slag on SBS earnestly tell me how vile I am having a car etc, and eating meat, and how the sea level rise will drown me next week if I don’t change to those cool looking spiral light globes….......Funny though. No mention of the mercury content…Must be clean green Hg, the isotope with no appalling nerve diseases or two headed babies.

    SBS is multiculti, and, like, cool, so it must be right -are all of us here on the wrong track?

    Cheers
    RodC

    Posted by Rod C on 2007 07 09 at 03:31 AM • permalink

  112. #109

    Tonight’s treat, the strawberry & pepper.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 07 09 at 03:33 AM • permalink

  113. #112 RodC, smoked oysters and chocolate is magnificent. You should try it. That chick on SBS sounds like she needs a good slap to bring her out of her hysteria.

    #113 Lotocoti, I really, really like that link. I fear I will be considerably poorer by the end of the night. The mango-chili bar sounds great.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 09 at 03:39 AM • permalink

  114. #114
    Try DJs, $5.50 a bar.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 07 09 at 03:54 AM • permalink

  115. #115 DJs?

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 09 at 04:30 AM • permalink

  116. #116
    David Jones.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 09 at 04:43 AM • permalink

  117. #117 That’s what I thought, Kae, but you Queenslanders like to confuse me.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 09 at 04:48 AM • permalink

  118. Blame the hormones, Ash.

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 09 at 04:52 AM • permalink

  119. I blame Bush, Kae. Bush and Howard are to blame.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 09 at 04:57 AM • permalink

  120. A special study, by an Oxford-based footprinting consultancy…

    Why are commenters here finding this so surprising?  It is Britain we’re talking about…

    Posted by HisHineness on 2007 07 09 at 05:34 AM • permalink

  121. I finally caught the names of all the people who will be on the panel after The Great Global Warming Swindle.

    They are:

    David Karely;
    Bob Carter;
    Robyn Williams;
    Michael Duffy;
    Greg Bourne;
    Ray Evans;
    Nicky Williams; and
    Nick Rowley.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 07 09 at 06:02 AM • permalink

  122. I found this on Google News:

    http://www.radioaustralia.net.au/news/stories/s1972659.htm

    “Life Earth Concert atracks 50,000 in Sydney”

    http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/6905/ahahahatz9.png

    Posted by AussieJim on 2007 07 09 at 08:29 AM • permalink

  123. #123
    Maybe Margrok is editting their now?

    Posted by kae on 2007 07 09 at 08:44 AM • permalink

  124. Gore’s A.D. 2000 crucifixion in Florida, which he at least put a pretty face on with his eventual concession speech, is now crowned by a resurrection with—huzzah!—appearances before all the world’s peoples.

    To paraphrase Lennon, Gore’s better than Jesus.

    ‘Cuz we’ve got it all on YouTube, that’s why.

    Posted by Rittenhouse on 2007 07 09 at 09:33 AM • permalink

  125. A priceless story on Gore and son, from Ed Driscoll.

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 09 at 09:43 AM • permalink

  126. Priceless, indeed, Paco.  I always thought Al Gore was a bastard.  Now I know it for sure.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 07 09 at 10:02 AM • permalink

  127. Laugh all you want at the ineffectiveness of Live Earth.  As I was driving around in my SUV on Saturday (just me, no kids so the carbon was all mine) with the a/c on full blast, I did think that perhaps it was a bit cooler.

    Posted by RK on 2007 07 09 at 10:19 AM • permalink

  128. I would like to see Global Warming officially declared a religion.  Then I’d like to see “separation of church and state” strictly enforced.

    It won’t happen.

    Posted by RK on 2007 07 09 at 10:21 AM • permalink

  129. #129: First-rate suggestion, RK. I’m writing my congressman TODAY!

    Posted by paco on 2007 07 09 at 10:26 AM • permalink

  130. From GB: Live Earth branded a foul-mouthed flop

    IMO, Agore and his climate scam hit critical mass and imploded a while ago. This is just more detrius. Poor Al. Outgunned in ‘88 by this dufus, forced to play third fiddle for eight years to a pair of second-rate grifters and finally losing the biggest brass ring of them all to stupidest man on earth. No wonder he’s crazy as a loon. Can’t wait to see what emerges from the ash heap of gorebal warmening.

    Sheehan said she lives in a Sacramento suburb but declined to disclose which city, citing safety reasons.

    Great. There goes the neighborhood.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 07 09 at 11:26 AM • permalink

  131. #64:  Well, so much for her mending family relationships.  I hope they all told her to take a hike, the santimonious shrew. 

    #70:  The popcorn concession is MINE, do you hear me?  MINE!!! (Clutches money made in the Andrea massacre of wronwright fight in hands, scurries back into office.). 

    Elizabeth
    Imperial Keeper

    Posted by Elizabeth Imperial Keeper on 2007 07 09 at 12:02 PM • permalink

  132. #132 Elizabeth. Two chicken bouncers separate fighting rabbits.

    Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 07 09 at 02:26 PM • permalink

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