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GORE INITIATES CAMPAIGN PROTOCOL

He’s tanned, rested, and robotic:

Is Al Gore coming back? If allies we talked to have their way, the former veep will be the next president. “It’s Gore Time,” says a political strategist and fundraiser who is opening a bid to get Gore into the race. Gore friends see his recent political and business moves as proof he’s preparing to run. Allies say that in speeches, Gore has found his voice to address domestic and world issues.

Non-allies say that in speeches, Gore is out of his tiny cyborg mind:

What happened [in the 2000 campaign] is that this rather dull, stodgy, earnest, eco-bore that Al Gore had been for the previous years, suddenly became this phony populist figure. And in the four years since, he’s gone even crazier. He’s totally embraced the MoveOn.org view of the world.

No he hasn’t! He’s found his voice! It was hidden behind some speech-processing circuitry.

Posted by Tim B. on 10/10/2005 at 03:02 AM

  1. Gaia help us!!!

    Posted by nofixedabode on 2005 10 10 at 04:10 AM • permalink

  2. Gore blimey.

    Posted by Evil Pundit on 2005 10 10 at 05:37 AM • permalink

  3. Al Gore just realized that to gain membership in the Harold Stassen Club he has to run at in the Iowa caucuses.  Besides its just a test until Naomi Wolfe shows up with the fabric swatches.

    Posted by Pat Patterson on 2005 10 10 at 06:06 AM • permalink

  4. Wonder what Hillary has to say about this?

    Posted by JamesP on 2005 10 10 at 06:22 AM • permalink

  5. Gore increasingly resembles that beefy bad guy in “Big Trouble in Little China” who, toward the end of the movie when he found that Kirk Russell had killed his master, swelled up in fury and burst.

    Posted by paco on 2005 10 10 at 08:22 AM • permalink

  6. If you wanna see me do my thing
    pull my string…

    Posted by crash on 2005 10 10 at 09:11 AM • permalink

  7. What?  Al Gore for President in 2008?  Oh, let it happen.  Please let it happen.

    Posted by wronwright on 2005 10 10 at 10:08 AM • permalink

  8. You should all be more polite and not take His name in vain. He has taken matters into his own hand and now is the Official President with his own blog now: http://www.newsoftheday.com/algore/

    Remember to click to his links!

    Posted by jorgen on 2005 10 10 at 11:32 AM • permalink

  9. ups. I meant: click on his links, “MoveOn.org”. Try.

    Posted by jorgen on 2005 10 10 at 11:38 AM • permalink

  10. The only pleasure in this will be watching both Gore and Kerry be eliminated in Iowa.

    My admiration for Michael Dukakis’ willingness to go into obscurity quietly grows and grows.

    Posted by Mike G on 2005 10 10 at 12:06 PM • permalink

  11. The only pleasure in this will be watching both Gore and Kerry be eliminated in Iowa.

    Given the current state of the Democrat party, both will be beaten by a renewed Dean candidacy.

    Or maybe Sharpton.

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2005 10 10 at 12:45 PM • permalink

  12. It strikes me as fitting that I’m reading about ol’ “Howl” Gore as Halloween grows closer. The ol’ almanac says full moon due on the 17th. And we’re in the midst of the first streak of heavy rain here in the northeast states that we’ve had in months. Some lightning, too.

    Paging Dr. Frankenstein….

    Posted by Monroe Doctrine on 2005 10 10 at 02:57 PM • permalink

  13. Sure.  Run for president, Mr. Gore.  I dare you.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 10 10 at 03:02 PM • permalink

  14. What?  Al Gore for President in 2008?  Oh, let it happen.  Please let it happen.

    Jeez, did you miss another meeting? I even sent you the friggin’ memo with the agenda. It was bullet point #4 - “Run Gore-bot against Agent Hillary for sham convention battle.”

    BTW, the “hide the salami” remark you sent across the Voice-R-Ator during the Dean interview gave us all a laugh at HQ, but the Big K says tone it down. We can’t make Dean look too ridiculous, or his usefulness will be compromised.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2005 10 10 at 03:31 PM • permalink

  15. Meeting?  What meeting?  We’re been having meetings????

    Posted by wronwright on 2005 10 10 at 04:46 PM • permalink

  16. Gore friends see his recent political and business moves as proof he’s preparing to run.

      *groan*

    Sure, it makes it easy for the Republicans, but enduring months and months of the algoreluvin’ MSM.

      *groan*

    Posted by rinardman on 2005 10 10 at 06:08 PM • permalink

  17. The latest poll of likely Democratic primary voters puts Al Gore’s popularity behind Hillary Clinton (89%), John Kerry (10.5%) and Hitler’s jawbone fragments (.4%).

    Posted by Dave S. on 2005 10 10 at 08:48 PM • permalink

  18. You mixed up the numbers for Kerry and the jawbone fragments.

    Posted by PW on 2005 10 11 at 11:18 AM • permalink

  19. A long bloody primary season of Al vs. Hillary.

    I’m kvelling here, just at the thought…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 10 11 at 07:55 PM • permalink

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