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JOHN PROFUMO

Keeler-scandal MP John Profumo has died at 91.

Posted by Tim B. on 03/10/2006 at 08:51 AM
  1. I still have nightmares from a scene in that movie, where they are at some swinger club and all the camera shows is the naked hairy butt of some guy selling smokes. AHHHHH!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!

    Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2006 03 10 at 09:15 AM • permalink

  2. Half a pound of Mandy Rice, Half a pound of Keeler, Put them together, what have you got? One sexy sheila!

    Posted by Nic on 2006 03 10 at 09:22 AM • permalink

  3. Dead at 91?

    Ah well. Not a bad knock so late in the innings.

    He would say that, wouldn’t he?

    Posted by geoff on 2006 03 10 at 09:43 AM • permalink

  4. Didna he reinvent hisself as a social worker extraordinare in the East End of Londin..
    thus clawing back some semblance of “respectability” in the pubic eye and being officially recognized for his good works by the royales?
    Low tactics what? Ahead of his time with spin…

    Posted by crash on 2006 03 10 at 10:33 AM • permalink

  5. Ah, the good ole days when a high government official would resign when caught in a sex-scandal.

    Nineteen year old model? Damn! The old bloke was a rock star!

    Posted by Bill Spencer on 2006 03 10 at 10:44 AM • permalink

  6. Er “public eye”.

    Posted by crash on 2006 03 10 at 10:57 AM • permalink

  7. o/t Germaine calls John Howard a chimpanzee..
    My that’s original Germy.
    Notice how she’s starting to physically resemble Pill -ger.

    Posted by crash on 2006 03 10 at 10:59 AM • permalink

  8. In those days when you resigned over an issue you didn’t come back two months later like Mandleson and Blunkett.

    He was the last remaining government backbencher who brought down Neville Chamberlain by voting against him in a confidence vote after Denmark and Norway fell. If anyone has a copy of Roy Jenkins biography of Churchill, there’s a very good account of the bollocking Profumo received from the Chief Whip for that.

    Posted by Ross on 2006 03 10 at 11:04 AM • permalink

  9. And so young.  I guess she took a lot out of him…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 10 at 11:12 AM • permalink

  10. Ah, young ladies- the Breakfast of Champions!

    It’s amazing how these blokes can get away with lots of stuff, but if inserting a penis into an unauthorized orafice becomes involved, watch out.

    Posted by Mystery Meat on 2006 03 10 at 11:21 AM • permalink

  11. What a delicious scandal that was—we colonials enjoyed it very much. I remember noting at the time that Christine Keeler was only a few years older than I. Today she’s 64 (just checked at deadoralive which, btw, already has Profumo’s death noted—such efficiency)—when did that happen? Arrrgh.

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 03 10 at 11:32 AM • permalink

  12. #4: Well, according to the article, Profumo spent the rest of his life doing social work in the East End, so I think that’s to his credit. I’m trying to imagine Bill Clinton doing something like that, and it’s just beyond my conception. Clinton’s idea of making amends seems to be to offer his glib banalities to whatever group of people will pay his inflated prices for speaking engagements.

    Posted by paco on 2006 03 10 at 11:50 AM • permalink

  13. Ya had it right the first time, crash (hehehe)....

    S’funny: In my collection of “men’s magazines, I have a late-1960s British (I think) mag called Jaguar; and in the “Jaguar Bond” comic was a carefully-drawn female shrieking “RAID!! —Oh, excuse me”, with the cryptic (to me) explanation that “This is supposed to be Christine Keeler—remember?”  So, now I know who she was (although I’m still not sure of the “raid” reference)....

    Posted by Challeron on 2006 03 10 at 11:51 AM • permalink

  14. I’ve written an epitaph:

    Shed a tear for John Profumo.
    Lured by Christine K.’s perfumo.
    Hanky-panky spelled his doomo.
    Now he’s resting in his tombo.

    Posted by scaramouche on 2006 03 10 at 02:24 PM • permalink

  15. Oh, paco, Billy-Jeff’s got that office in Harlem.  Remember?  Remember?  It’s more than he seems to…

    Posted by ushie on 2006 03 10 at 02:52 PM • permalink

  16. Scaramouche?  Can you do the fandango?

    Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 03 10 at 02:55 PM • permalink

  17. Nope, but I do a mean Lambada.

    Posted by scaramouche on 2006 03 10 at 03:10 PM • permalink

  18. 15: Ushie -

    In one of the Flashman novels, the protagonist’s decorations, honors and titles
    are listed. One of them was, as memory serves, “Director for the Society for the Reclamation of Fallen Women”. That sounds like the kind of thing Bill would try to finagle.

    Posted by paco on 2006 03 10 at 04:17 PM • permalink

  19. #14: Topping epitaph, old fellow!

    Posted by paco on 2006 03 10 at 04:18 PM • permalink

  20. #19

    Thanks.

    Posted by scaramouche on 2006 03 10 at 04:28 PM • permalink

  21. ....this just in from Robert Fisk :

    There appears to be something fishy going on in London where someone died in the John from temperatures around 91. Normally they’d be around 85 at this time of year….seemes he just Keelered over from the Pro-American fumos…...

    Posted by Mike 101 on 2006 03 10 at 05:02 PM • permalink

  22. Well, he would die like that, wouldn’t he?

    Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 03 10 at 06:18 PM • permalink

  23. Wow now she’s a model, back then she was a prostitute!

    Posted by spyder on 2006 03 10 at 06:33 PM • permalink

  24. Reminds me of the two nuns who were walking through the park when they were approached by a flasher.

    One had a stroke and the other was too slow.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 03 10 at 07:14 PM • permalink

  25. Remember as a kid when this was the big news, asking my mum what a Call Girl was.

    Posted by Torontosteve on 2006 03 10 at 07:36 PM • permalink

  26. I remember going for my driver’s licence and the tester made a joke about Christine Keeler - my name is Christine.  I got my licence :)

    Posted by spyder on 2006 03 10 at 07:56 PM • permalink

  27. # 16

    Thunderbolts and lightning, its a very very frightening thing.

    Posted by Nic on 2006 03 10 at 08:57 PM • permalink

  28. Paco - and dont forget the San Serafino Order of Purity and Truth, 4th class (richly deserved, of course!)

    Posted by dee on 2006 03 10 at 10:05 PM • permalink

  29. This is a test. If it were a real comment you would be astounded.

    There’s a name from before the flood.  Who knew he was still alive?

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 03 10 at 11:29 PM • permalink

  30. He was still alive?  Who knew?

    Posted by Barbara Skolaut on 2006 03 10 at 11:55 PM • permalink

  31. Well, I didn’t.

    Posted by saltydog on 2006 03 11 at 01:15 AM • permalink

  32. 28: His most hilarious decoration!

    Posted by paco on 2006 03 11 at 01:25 AM • permalink

  33. Hell, we “colonials” revelled in this.

    I was at just an age that I found the whole thing very ... arousing. I read every article avidly, and looked at photos of her thinking, “She’s got one ... and he’s put it in there!”.

    Funny, the photos show she was a damned sight uglier than I remember ...

    Posted by BIWOZ on 2006 03 11 at 06:09 AM • permalink

  34. Too late,my time has come,
    Sends shivers down my spine-
    Body’s aching all the time,
    Goodbye everybody-I’ve got to go-
    Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-

    Has Chris Keeler made a comment??

    Posted by Kaboom on 2006 03 11 at 06:44 AM • permalink

  35. I think John Profumo redeemed himself very well for something that today is not even considered a reason to resign.

    He is certainly much more impressive in what he did since he resigned than any Anglican Churchman, and he did not blab on chat-shows, write books excusing himself, or make a comeback.

    This man deserves respect - he made his mistake - he paid the price - he redeemed himself.

    Can a man do more with his life than this ?

    Posted by Voyager on 2006 03 11 at 07:28 AM • permalink

  36. Just goes to show, you’re only as young as who you feel…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 03 11 at 03:38 PM • permalink

  37. #35

    I’ve paid my dues -
    Time after time -
    I’ve done my sentence
    But committed no crime -
    And bad mistakes
    I’ve made a few
    I’ve had my share of sand kicked in my face -
    But I’ve come through

    Posted by jlc on 2006 03 11 at 04:48 PM • permalink

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