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KERRY PACKER

Kerry Packer, Australia’s richest man and one of the nation’s most colourful and visionary business leaders, has died at 68.

UPDATE. John Howard: “Of all the impressions that he left with me, none was greater or more indelible than his passionate commitment to the interests of Australia and the interests of the Australian people. In all of the many conversations I had with him over the years, he was always concerned about what was right for this country.”

Richie Benaud: “We first met during the formation of World Series cricket. There was never anything mundane or orthodox about him.” A minute’s silence was observed before play in the Second Test, which thereafter featured a brilliant Australian fightback.

UPDATE II. Rupert Murdoch: “He was a man who you could truly say was larger than life, a fierce competitor who had friends in areas of great influence and was often surrounded in controversy but at the same time, capable of great generosity.”

Kim Beazley: “Kerry Packer was a tough Australian nationalist who produced great innovations in the Australian media. In the course of my political life, I have had many conversations with Kerry Packer, most of which were about the future of our nation and its economic direction.”

UPDATE III. The sayings of Kerry Packer. Please read.

UPDATE IV. London Times: “Kerry Packer was a revolutionary; a man 20 years ahead of his time in sport and whose influence was particularly felt in cricket.” Legal background to Packer’s WSC revolution here. Packer recently met Australian opening batsmen Justin Langer and Matthew Hayden:

Langer asked whether Packer felt luck plays a big part in life.

Packer responded by telling Langer he should know, because he has played and missed more than anyone he had ever seen.

UPDATE V. Most of the online death-gloating is coming from anonymous Live Journal children. But not this example, proudly posted by idiot Greg Ferris, who was more moved when his filthy cat died.

Posted by Tim B. on 12/26/2005 at 08:40 PM
  1. I suppose I better reveal myself as his long lost son in time for the reading of the will.

    Posted by Ross on 2005 12 26 at 10:01 PM • permalink

  2. Just saw this from a BBC article on Packer-

    Uncomfortable with the attention a stranger was receiving from a waitress at a casino, Packer turned to the gentleman and asked why his presence was causing such a stir.

    “I’m worth US$100 million,” bragged the oilman.

    ” Really. $100 million?” said Packer, pretending to be impressed.

    “Yes I am sir,” grinned the oilman.

    “I’ll toss you for it,” Packer replied.

    The oilman walked away.

    Posted by Ross on 2005 12 26 at 10:06 PM • permalink

  3. There are hundreds of Packer stories. I wonder how many of them are true? I’ve heard various versions of the above story but this is the first version that involved a waitress. A bit of BBC licence no doubt.

    One of my favourites is the one about how Kerry and a few of his polo buddies found themselves in an English village after a match and looking for a meal at about 9pm.
    They went to a small restaurant but the kitchen had closed and they were turned away. They went to the pub next door. The kitchen there was also closed but the publican made a phonecall or two and it was re-opened. The Packer party had their meal and when he came to pay he made out a cheque for 30,000 pounds as a tip. On condition that they tell the place next door the next day.

    Posted by geoff on 2005 12 26 at 10:35 PM • permalink

  4. My favourite Packer story - Packer had a heart attack at a polo match and was only successfully resuscitated because the Mobile Intensive Care Ambulance (MICA) that was nearby had an appropriate defribulator. 

    During his recovery he discovered that most of the MICA units did not have the right equipment and therefore his survival was a matter of luck.  He asked the NSW state government how much it would cost to ensure that all of the MICA units were given the right equipment.  He was told the figure (I think it was AUD$250million) and said simply “fair enough, I’ll go you halves.”

    Posted by Russell on 2005 12 26 at 10:59 PM • permalink

  5. That is my favourite also Russell.  The Premier of NSW at the time, Nick Greiner, said something like: “When you get an offer like that, you don’r really have any choice”

    Posted by Steve at the pub on 2005 12 26 at 11:19 PM • permalink

  6. My Packer story is that he was at a restaurant and he asked the waitress why she wasn’t with her family, she said she had to work to pay off her mortgage. So he tipped her a check that paid off the cost of the mortgage and then some, telling her to spend that time working with her family.

    Posted by cjblair on 2005 12 26 at 11:19 PM • permalink

  7. #4 -
    Wow. What a guy. I also loved the following:

    “If a working class Englishman saw a bloke drive past in a Rolls-Royce, he’d say to himself ‘Come the social revolution and we’ll take that away from you, mate’. Whereas if his American counterpart saw a bloke drive past in a Cadillac he’d say ‘One day I’m going to own one of those’. To my way of thinking the first attitude is wrong. The latter is right”;

    “Kerry Francis Bullmore Packer. Reluctantly.” - To a federal parliamentary media inquiry, when asked to state his full name and the capacity in which he appeared

    I say thank God for the self-made millionaires of this world. Sometimes I think they’re the only ones that have any common sense.

    Posted by Dr Alice on 2005 12 26 at 11:19 PM • permalink

  8. Actually, I think Dad made him a millionaire, but he turned it into billions all by himself.

    Posted by slammer on 2005 12 26 at 11:27 PM • permalink

  9. I guess that means that James is in charge now?

    Posted by dee on 2005 12 26 at 11:30 PM • permalink

  10. #7,

    Packer wasn’t self-made - he got a major start from his dad Sir Frank.

    He could be a real bastard.  Stories such as his personal heli-pad, his short-lived takeover of Anglican Weekly or the “interesting” theft of his personal gold reserve are not the type of thing you would repeat on the day of his death.

    Let us simply say that his legacy was multi-faceted and interesting.

    Posted by Russell on 2005 12 26 at 11:31 PM • permalink

  11. #8, actually Alan Bond made Packer’s first billion - hence “you only get one Alan Bond in your life”.

    Bond offered Packer a billion for channel 9 when it was arguably only worth $150mill (the ridiculous offer came because Packer said Ch9 was not for sale at any price).  Bond spent $500mill capitalising Ch9 and was then forced to sell it back to Packer for $300mill.

    After that it was all golden for Packer.

    Posted by Russell on 2005 12 26 at 11:38 PM • permalink

  12. I liked the one about the young bloke (call him Steve) at a restaurant wanting to impress his lunch guests whose business he was trying to obtain.
    He spotted Packer in the restaurant, went over to his table and explained that he was just starting out in business and it would impress the hell out of the people he (Steve) was hosting if Packer wouldn’t mind stopping at his table on the way out and said hello, calling him by name.
    Packer liked the young bloke’s nous so he did as requested, stopping at the table on his way out and saying “Gidday Steve”.
    Steve turned around and said “piss off Kerry, can’t you see I’m busy”.

    Posted by Harold on 2005 12 26 at 11:53 PM • permalink

  13. OK, well then let me try again, (#12) STEVE! Thank God for the Steves of this world… etc. etc.

    Posted by Dr Alice on 2005 12 27 at 12:42 AM • permalink

  14. #12 Heh, I’ve heard that one too, but just as a roaming urban legend with the rich guy changed to suit the locale.

    Posted by Sortelli on 2005 12 27 at 12:52 AM • permalink

  15. The version I heard was set in Las Vegas and had Frank Sinatra as the patsy for “Steve’s” set up.

    Posted by geoff on 2005 12 27 at 02:44 AM • permalink

  16. Sounds like a good time to bring in the loony left line of “well if its not true it should be”.
    Actually I guess it just goes to show how most Aussies saw the bloke.
    Another great story is in Gerald Stone’s book about working at Channel 9 when Packer and his crew were looking at broadcasting the Moscow Olympics.
    Also of interest is the comments section on the SMH site full of bitter, petty little arseholes paying out on him now he’s dead.

    Posted by Harold on 2005 12 27 at 03:05 AM • permalink

  17. #4 Russel.

    The defibrilators cost around $5 Million (bear in mind this was in the eighties). Not 250 million, but no pittance.

    As a result of his generosity (and the number of times they were used on him) the devices are frequently referred to as “Packer Whackers”.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2005 12 27 at 03:05 AM • permalink

  18. My wife wanted to know if his pilot gets his kidney back.

    Posted by captain on 2005 12 27 at 03:24 AM • permalink

  19. 16# Link required please Harold, not all of us pay sufficient attention to the SMH to know where to find it online!

    Posted by Steve at the pub on 2005 12 27 at 03:57 AM • permalink

  20. “There is a little bit of the whore in all of us, gentlemen. What is your price?”

    Gotta love the bloke!

    Posted by Hamish on 2005 12 27 at 04:01 AM • permalink

  21. #17, Yeah Dan - I knew it seemed high - I am probably running my stories together.  There is another $250mill story Packer story hiding in the back of my mind and I just can’t bring it forward.

    The gold was only $5mill - the Anglican weekly was just muscle - we won’t be talking about “the Goanna” - so I can’t quite figure why the inflated figure keeps coming to mind.

    Posted by Russell on 2005 12 27 at 04:03 AM • permalink

  22. Wherever Kerry is headed, I hope he doesn’t forget to bring his tennis racquet - Sir Frank will send him back to collect it!

    Posted by der FRED on 2005 12 27 at 04:35 AM • permalink

  23. Will his helicopter pilot get the kidney back now Kerry’s done with it?

    Posted by Paul on 2005 12 27 at 04:44 AM • permalink

  24. Another story. Kerry was in the highrollers room at Conrads on the Gold Coast playing blackjack. A couple of gamblers flown in from Malaysia were at his table and cramping his style. He tolerated it for as long as he could. Finally he turned on them. After a few choice words he gave each of them a $100,000 chip on condition they stayed out of his sight for the rest of the night.

    Posted by geoff on 2005 12 27 at 05:03 AM • permalink

  25. # 19, Steve, here is the link http://blogs.smh.com.au/newsblog/archives/your_say/003121.html . I don’t know how to do the shortcut stuff, so I’ll probably get into trouble with Andrea.

    Posted by Harold on 2005 12 27 at 05:09 AM • permalink

  26. #23, close but no cigar ;)

    Posted by captain on 2005 12 27 at 05:25 AM • permalink

  27. I remember cricket with boring Boycott, and the pittance paid to cricket players. Kerry Packer changed the style of cricket and the pay players received. The rest is history. What he did with his money was his business.

    Posted by stackja1945 on 2005 12 27 at 06:00 AM • permalink

  28. There was a bit of culture shock in the changes to cricket which Packer sponsored. No regrets that the guys got paid more, but the fast pace of one day matches did look a bit garish and non-craftsmanlike for quite a while. I found it difficult to stay with it for some years afterwards. I am enjoying it again at present, with the last tour of England being so much of a fight; now the South Efricawns are having a good go too.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2005 12 27 at 06:19 AM • permalink

  29. I note on the SMH site referred to above many are making great hay out of Packers tax bill. I went and looked up the tax note for PBL’s 2005 annual report and it looks entirely conventional and kosher.
    Now I don’t do Packers books ( god I wished I did) and it can’t be ruled out that there is some tax avoidance on the private side but if PBL is anything to go by no there is not.

    Coicidentally my favourite Packer line was when he was hauled before yet another senate committee and asked about his tax bill. He was attacked for employing accountants and lawyers to get his tax bill down ie what 99% of the Australian population including I bet the senators asking the question do.
    He said something to effect of
    ” I pay the legal minimum and you blokes have not been doing such a good job of spending it as to be donated any more.”
    Spot on Mr Packer - who will give us this straight shooting in the future.

    Kingsley Smith Chartered Accountant

    Posted by the nailgun on 2005 12 27 at 06:23 AM • permalink

  30. My condolences to the Packer Family, who I am sure will miss him. He was an Australian of unique talents and character.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2005 12 27 at 06:24 AM • permalink

  31. There is much to admire in the way Kerry Packer lived his life.  Heaven knows that I, for one, don’t have it in me to be as good at running a business as he was, with or without a head start or the occasional bit of good fortune.  And it’s true - one day cricket is a whole lot more interesting than a five day test, we all try to minimise our tax as the law allows and it was his money to gamble with as he pleased.  So, good for him.  I hope he enjoyed using his money however he wanted to use it while he was alive to use it.  Because wherever Kerry is headed one thing is for sure; his wealth and influence stays here. 

    Fifteen years ago he failed to have a near-death experience, or at least he failed to have one that he remembered.  Because of that he told the world that there is no heaven and no hell and that strikes me as foolishly, almost wickedly, thoughtless.  Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, especially when so many other people have very different stories to tell and some of them simply can’t be explained by the ‘dying brain’ hypothesis.  If he was wrong (and of course I think he was) then he now finds himself in a position with which most of the rest of us in this world are very familiar; without friends in high places and without means to buy help.  I hope he made his peace with God before he died but if not, well, that was his choice.

    Posted by Janice on 2005 12 27 at 06:39 AM • permalink

  32. #31 - Makes you glad this country is sufficiently civilised not to have death duties and inheritance tax, the most iniquitous and regressive taxes ever devised by socialistic governments. His wealth and businesses will continue to employ thousands of Australians (and others) instead of being confiscated.

    Posted by walterplinge on 2005 12 27 at 06:47 AM • permalink

  33. “If a working class Englishman saw a bloke drive past in a Rolls-Royce, he’d say to himself ‘Come the social revolution and we’ll take that away from you, mate’. Whereas if his American counterpart saw a bloke drive past in a Cadillac he’d say ‘One day I’m going to own one of those’. To my way of thinking the first attitude is wrong. The latter is right.”

    It’s people like this who should be in charge of universities.

    God bless this fellow, whom I’ve never heard of ‘til today.

    Posted by Rittenhouse on 2005 12 27 at 08:05 AM • permalink

  34. He was the heir who deserved his inheritance. He built what was bequeathed to him into something much bigger and better.

    It remains to be seen how young James deals with what is bequeathed to him.

    He will soon show us whether he deserves his money. Kerry proved that he did.

    Posted by amortiser on 2005 12 27 at 08:08 AM • permalink

  35. #29

    It was on the Channel Nine report this morning. Like the queen and numerous other aged celebrities they presumably had the tributes pre-prepared and ready to roll.

    Basically, he said “I try to reduce the amount of tax I pay and anyone who doesn’t attempt to minimise their taxes needs their head read.” He added “You guys aren’t doing such a great job of spending all that tax anyway, so I don’t believe anyone should be paying you extra”.

    Apparently the next day, there were dozens of calls to John Laws suggesting he become the next Prime Minister.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2005 12 27 at 08:31 AM • permalink

  36. As for his comment that there was nothing on the other sdide of dying, I interviewed the old poet William Hart-Smith, who had been clinically dead. He said something quite different - that there was plenty there, and it was very surprising.

    Posted by Susan Norton on 2005 12 27 at 11:25 AM • permalink

  37. #17. “Packer Whackers” was a term also used to describe World Series (one-day) cricketers.

    Tim, got any personal anecdotes of your late boss ? I believe his loyalty and generosity to staff was unsurpassed.

    Posted by JAFA on 2005 12 27 at 11:29 AM • permalink

  38. This is off-message (Well, Kerry packer wasn’t all that interesting!) but I have just lookled at Webdairy. It claims its news is:

    “A constantly updated selection of the leading Australian and international news from the Australian Broadcasting Corporation.”

    I think this is a bit more interesting than the details of Kerry’s decomposition. Does it mean Webdiarty has an arrangement with the ABC to supply it with news, or is it simply stealing news from the ABC’s service. Where does the Australian Taxpayer, who pays for the ABC’s news services, fit in?

    Posted by Susan Norton on 2005 12 27 at 11:43 AM • permalink

  39. My guess is that it’s a fancy way of saying “Look, we figured out how to put up an RSS feed!”

    Posted by Vexorg on 2005 12 27 at 04:48 PM • permalink

  40. that ferris cretin is doing a phd - that means you & i are paying for the filthy little wanker’s lifestyle

    and what’s wrong with tax avoidance? when you have a tax act that’s the thickness of 3 house bricks & more, it’s every citizen’s right, nay duty, to find the loopholes & exploit them. now tax evasion, that’s another matter - illegal & defo not cricket

    Posted by KK on 2005 12 27 at 06:00 PM • permalink

  41. #31 Janice.  The thing about the next life was the most arrogant thing Kerry ever said because it implied he was Jesus Christ.

    I guess he now knows how wrong he was.

    I wonder if the Americans would be so very adulatory about a guy who thought casinos were a respectable business - eg Donald Trump.
    But he did have the admirable trait of financial generosity too.

    Posted by Barrie on 2005 12 27 at 06:45 PM • permalink

  42. I guess he now knows how wrong he was.

    Or how right he was, since I presume you’re not posting from the afterlife yourself and thus have no actual empirical data on the subject.

    Speaking as an American, there are reasons I don’t adulate The Donald, but his opinion of the casino business is not one of them.

    Posted by Achillea on 2005 12 27 at 07:13 PM • permalink

  43. In light of his sons takeover it is wise to remember that Kerry made a few bad decisions early on in his career.
    He was fortunate that his famils wealth gave him another chance and clever enough to make the most of it.
    His son has had a bad inital foray with onetell but may prove to be as resilient as his old man yet.
    A personification of Machiavellis “virtu” in a businessman, does anyone doubt he could have had a serious crack at parliment if he had wanted to?

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2005 12 27 at 07:59 PM • permalink

  44. PIMF, bah!

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2005 12 27 at 08:00 PM • permalink

  45. With all the big news stories yesterday; the Packer death, worldwide tsunami commemorations, the ABC had the gall to squeeze in a 4 minute plug (twice) for one of their lefty mates, Australian playwright Stephen Sewel and his opportunistic, MERCENARY, trite little play about hurricane Katrina called The United States of Nothing
    His “work” pretends to lift the rug on the “filth” of American society swept beneath it. Fat white “actor” Roy Billings plays a loud-mouth, flag-waving…you guessed it…REDNECK American, riding out the hurricane in the St. Louis superdome, using words like   “nigger.”
    Can you believe that both the ABC Midday news and the nightly news ran this rubbish yesterday? Roy Billings is one of these preachy lefty actors, whose rather impressive girth unfortunately betrays a life of gluttony and decadence, and he gleefully read for the ABC lines from the play in a southern American accent, which sounded like they were penned by some sort of adolescent activist, whose spectacularly unsophisticated and insulting dialogue grossly stereotyped anglo-Americans as flag-waving racists! Can you imagine how graciously a play stereotyping Moslems as terrorists would be treated by the ABC???
    According to the playwright Sewel, if a Nation like the United States can’t even protect its elderly then it has lost its title as Superpower. This is fine by me because it’s lefties like Sewel who continually invoke the Superpower tag as a weapon anyway! And I guess what happened to the over 10,000 elderly people who were left to die in the French heatwave of 2003 (who ‘bleeding-hearts’ like Sewel, whose sole motivation is money, conveniently forget) rules France out of the Superpower stakes too!

    Sorry about the digression everyone.

    Posted by Brian on 2005 12 27 at 08:16 PM • permalink

  46. Whoa, how about a little truth in blogging, Greg. In the photo, you look like Andy Warhol’s ugly sister; we look at the banner of your web site and we’re supposed to believe you look like . . .Lee Marvin? C’mon!

    Posted by paco on 2005 12 27 at 09:01 PM • permalink

  47. I know who Kerry Packer is.

    Who the fuck is Greg Ferris?

    Posted by Oafish and Infantile on 2005 12 27 at 09:05 PM • permalink

  48. I know nothing about Kerry Packer and have no opinion on the man but when I heard his statement on there being no devil and no heaven, I remembered something the bible said about rich men, camels, eyes of needles and entering heaven.
    Wonder if he has found out what it meant now.

    Posted by waussie on 2005 12 27 at 11:04 PM • permalink

  49. I am now actually pretty hopeful James Packer. I think One Tel was big enough to teach himba very valuable lesson but not big enough to really do the Packer empire any lasting harm. He has eaten a lot of humble pie and he has put the cream on top and tucked in. He’ll be alright. At end of the day most of his father’s brilliance stemmed just from buy low sell high. You don’t need to be a genius to understand that just disciplined. I think he’s probably got it.

    Posted by the nailgun on 2005 12 27 at 11:17 PM • permalink

  50. Packer suffered a massive heart attack and was basically dead for six minutes. What he described was his personal experience of nearly dying and how he felt about it emotionally. Just as others are entitled to believe in fairies/reincarnation/various deities he was every bit entitled to come to terms with whatever happened to him in his own way and according to his own beliefs.
    If he reckoned there was nothing there thats up to him. Projecting your spiritual beliefs onto someone else’s experience and trying to dictate how they should react and what they should believe is bullshit.
    The commenters here don’t know any better than Packer did as to what happens after you die.

    Posted by Harold on 2005 12 28 at 12:58 AM • permalink

  51. #41 Barrie, are you joking? I saw the interview that you refer to and he implied nothing of the kind. He seemed to me just the opposite: devoid of spirituality and comfortable with that. Frankly, I find that kind of fundamentalist interpretation that you offer cooky.

    Posted by captain on 2005 12 28 at 01:01 AM • permalink

  52. I thought he was just having a bit of a laugh at his own expense. My guess is he would have been highly amused about so many taking his tongue-in-cheek quip so seriously.

    Posted by geoff on 2005 12 28 at 02:45 AM • permalink

  53. All of the negative comments towards Kerry Packer have shone a light on the dark underbelly of ‘wealth hatred’ that’s been brewing here ever since John Howard’s great grandfather bought the joint off the Indigenes for pennies in the dollar.
    Hang your head in shame hoWARd!

    Posted by Lucky Nutsacks on 2005 12 28 at 03:13 AM • permalink

  54. For every story of Packer’s generosity you will find many more stories of petty bullying and intimidation of his underlings. He was quite happy to cut deals with the ALP when it suited him. You don’t necessarily get to his position in life by being a nice guy. I appreciate what he did for cricket, but go easy on the reflexive beatification of the recently departed even if they employ you, we’re trying to keep our festive season lunches down.

    Posted by Jim Geones on 2005 12 28 at 03:53 AM • permalink

  55. Kerry experienced death & saw nothing.

    For all those who rapturously report glowing things, there are at least as many like Kerry who see nil.

    Why should that bother after-lifers? Isn’t faith supposed to transcend biology etc?

    #41 get a grip, man!

    Posted by Henry boy on 2005 12 28 at 04:14 AM • permalink

  56. The lush-ious Leak had a nasty swipe at Kerry today.Post humously…

    Posted by crash on 2005 12 28 at 07:58 AM • permalink

  57. #56 naturally. Leak is a blowhard, but not a fool, nor a hero. he would never dis Packer while ‘the big fella’ drew breath.

    Posted by hooligan on 2005 12 28 at 08:40 AM • permalink

  58. Another thought…

    Do you think Jamie will now let us see the end of ‘Naughiest Home Videos’ - the one with Doug Mulray?

    Also reckon there will be a few more Tom Cruise movies shown on Channel 9 from now on, not that there is anything wrong with that…

    Posted by Flying Giraffe on 2005 12 28 at 07:48 PM • permalink

  59. “Whoa, how about a little truth in blogging, Greg. In the photo, you look like Andy Warhol’s ugly sister; we look at the banner of your web site and we’re supposed to believe you look like . . .Lee Marvin? C’mon!”

    That’s ‘uglier sister’ to you buddy - Andy wasn’t that hot himself. Truth is, Andy wore a wig. I don’t, least not on my head.

    Lee Marvin is simply a case of wishful thinking.

    Posted by Ferris on 2005 12 28 at 09:53 PM • permalink

  60. Peter Harvey said that he was called into Packer’s office and was scared (a bit like Mum calling in an authoritarian voice, the thought is “What have I done wrong?” and if you haven’t done anything to get into trouble for it’s even worse). Turned out he was being offered a better job.

    Posted by kae on 2005 12 28 at 09:59 PM • permalink

  61. Big Kev gone, now Big Kez ... watch out if your name starts with Ke ... it also helps to be someone larger than life ...

    Posted by Stevo on 2005 12 29 at 05:52 AM • permalink

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