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LET ME HEAR YOU SAY AGE
Age editor Andrew Jaspan is a river to his people:
At some point during last Friday’s party, Jaspan also tried to rev the journalists into corporate enthusiasm by shouting: “Come on, everyone, let me hear you say AGE”, a request that met with a rather muted response.
What a surprise. Click over to Andrew Landeryou for terrifying party pictures.
Oh gawd, I didn’t get past this passage:
ELTON John’s significant other, David Furnish, enjoyed his tour of Australia but he wasn’t impressed with the resulting newspaper reports. In a diary column he wrote for The Spectator magazine, Furnish seems peeved that instead of lauding John’s generous £100,000 ($250,000) donation for Australian AIDS initiatives, British newspapers concentrated on his unfortunate vomiting episode at his Brisbane concert, with headlines such as “Elton’s Chunder Down Under”.
I can just see the rumours starting.
Posted by wronwright on 2006 12 22 at 07:14 PM • permalinkDEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!
Posted by Brian Tiemann on 2006 12 22 at 07:15 PM • permalink‘one more time for the files comrades….’
but the staff are as unenthustiastic about the spencer street soviet as the general public
the rivers of gold are drying up faster than the Murray
time for some perestroika and a lot more demokratizatia
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2006 12 22 at 07:29 PM • permalinkWhy was the Age having a Christmas party at all? I thought they were all atheists. I agree the pictures were quite horrifying.
Posted by archie wedderspoon on 2006 12 22 at 07:48 PM • permalinkAnd get cited for littering by some greenie? Nah.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2006 12 22 at 08:39 PM • permalinkNow fuckin comrades
youshoul
d shart fuckin chantin
up the fuckin age
did ya hear what i said you fuckin commo bashtards
up the fuckin age up the fuckin age
ya buncha fuckin pishpots
ya all a buncha fuckin unemployable bashtarrrds
and fuckin sheason greatingss now fuck off
and print this fuckin out in fuckin hard fuckin copy ya bashardsElton’s lover pissed off that we’re more worried about the Yellow Wiggle than Elton’s big donation to AIDS. Obviously HIS cause is more important than ours.
Posted by AlburyShifton on 2006 12 23 at 12:28 AM • permalinkOops! Should have been posted in the right thread.
#6 Catchy lyrics; I’ll be singing that from now on!
Posted by AlburyShifton on 2006 12 23 at 01:08 AM • permalinkThe fool! Lefties won’t chant unless a giant puppet head is present!
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 12 23 at 01:12 AM • permalink“I was, I have to say, shocked by Andrew Jaspan’s use of The Age word, if I can put it like that, which I just thought was coarse and very ill-thought through and I think demeans the man and is one of the reasons why people are slightly sceptical of his motives and everything else.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 12 23 at 01:16 AM • permalink#25 #17 cheers. I am barely computer literate but glad I can contribute to this fantastic blog.
It was great! - and made all the better by the fact that this Aussie actually knew the song you’d been inspired by!
Posted by AlburyShifton on 2006 12 23 at 06:46 AM • permalinkWhen the beer is in the Jaspan gut
And Reporters adorn the bars
Then Silence will greet the editor
And all will pile into carsThis is the dawning of the AGE of hilarious
AGE of Hilarious
Hilarious
HilariousPosted by AlburyShifton on 2006 12 23 at 07:49 AM • permalinkDon’t tell my heart, my AGEy rAGEy heart
Posted by AlburyShifton on 2006 12 23 at 08:00 AM • permalinkAn old cricket chant…
‘Jaspan is the captain of the ship (of the ship)
The ship is a tanker…
And Jaspan is a wanker!
Yeah, Jaspan is the captain of the ship!!! (of the ship!!!)’Posted by bad templar on 2006 12 23 at 09:31 PM • permalink#6, that was inspired.
#15, thanks for the David Brent dance video. For a pudgy guy he got some pretty good high-kicks in there. And I thought he was one of the more normal-looking people in that shot - who was the gal wearing Martian antennae on her head, and the blonde who was just about popping out of her red dress?
Posted by Sonetka's Mom on 2006 12 23 at 10:36 PM • permalink
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several football chants of my acquaintance come to mind here….
Age chug-a-lug-a…
Age chug-a-lug-a…
Jaspan, Jaspan show us ya legs
show us ya legs
show us ya legs
Jaspan Jaspan show us ya legs
a yard above the knees…
sounds like the Age is on the up