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MAN HATES ICE HOCKEY

Steven Vikash Chand, one of the Toronto 17, has an intriguing past:

CBS News correspondent Cynthia Bowers reports Chand, even before his arrest, had developed a reputation as a pied piper of sorts, delivering anti-Canadian sermons at a local mosque.

Difficult to imagine the content of those sermons.

Posted by Tim B. on 06/08/2006 at 12:20 PM

  1. There may have been a common thread that tied all those sermons together, but it’s hard to say what that is…...

    Posted by Rob C. on 2006 06 08 at 12:27 PM • permalink

  2. Waitaminute…anti-Canadian, that must mean pro-US, no?

    Posted by PW on 2006 06 08 at 12:32 PM • permalink

  3. People in Toronto make anti-Canadien sermons all the time, usually followed by a rousing chorus of “Go Leafs Go!”

    </lame>

    Posted by Damian P. on 2006 06 08 at 12:40 PM • permalink

  4. PIed Piper of sorts? Who are the rats?

    http://www.indiana.edu/~librcsd/etext/piper/text.html

    Posted by chinesearithmetic on 2006 06 08 at 12:43 PM • permalink

  5. Probably diatribes against Canadian bacon and poutine.  I can’t think of anything else in Canadian society that would arouse that much irritation.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 06 08 at 02:32 PM • permalink

  6. Perhaps he lifted some of his more ignorant content from some commenters on this blog….. ;o)

    Posted by Jim Whyte on 2006 06 08 at 02:45 PM • permalink

  7. I can’t think of anything else in Canadian society that would arouse that much irritation.

    I can’t think of anything in Canadian society that would arouse much of anything.

    Well, except for the “Canadian ballet.” Schwing!

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 06 08 at 02:45 PM • permalink

  8. Hey, I bet that’s it. The creep would drop $100 on lap dances, go home and furiously beat off, feel really guilty about it, then decide the society that was getting his rocks off needed to be destroyed. Repeat about 200 times.

    I think that’s Islamofascism in a nutshell.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2006 06 08 at 02:48 PM • permalink

  9. So why didn’t the people turn him in if they were aware he was recruiting people for jihad?

    Posted by Patricia on 2006 06 08 at 03:31 PM • permalink

  10. Wonder if the Canucks will do a Spanish Retreat and fold at the first sign of a threat?  Hopefully they still have the balls their fathers had.
    ps Go Carolina! (hockey thing for the Aussies)

    Posted by lmassie on 2006 06 08 at 04:08 PM • permalink

  11. #3 Damien P—

    I got the joke. Good one.

    As a Yank in Upstate NY that would be in the path of any radioactive cloud from Southern Ontario, I say string Chand up between the pipes sans pads and make with the Brendan Shanahan wristers.

    Posted by JDB on 2006 06 08 at 04:38 PM • permalink

  12. “My fellow jihadis…remember, it’s uh, really cold here, and…and we hate evil Crusader donuts from Tim ‘Christian Pig’ Horton, and…well, there’s French people but that’s a wash…and…Wait! The new Prime Minister is a stooge of Bush’s! (Get that into the press release; that’s good! Get the Times on our side!) And if I see one more rerun of Red Green’s show I will go batshjit! Where are new episodes? And…

    “...uh, did I mention that it’s cold?”

    Posted by SoberHT on 2006 06 08 at 04:39 PM • permalink

  13. o/t

    Imassie - you swine.  Go on, take out the opposition’s goalie in game 1; low blow!  Go Oilers!

    [/new found hockey expert]

    Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 06 08 at 04:55 PM • permalink

  14. Drifter, Low blow in hockey?  A Canadian complaining about a rough game? They didn’t use a gun did they?  Shame on you SCD.

    Posted by lmassie on 2006 06 08 at 05:17 PM • permalink

  15. Stevie-boy, also know as Abdul Shakur, needed to start out in the jihadist minor leagues somewhere, so why not Canada?

    Posted by Forbes on 2006 06 08 at 05:34 PM • permalink

  16. #8 Dave S.

    That strikes me as about right. Id bet if a few strip clubs and prossie parlours near these squealers places reviewed their security footage it would be interesting.

    Id bet money the turds who blew themselves up in London were busy “atoning” for a week or 2 of sin, alcohol and pussy.

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 06 08 at 07:28 PM • permalink

  17. I say string Chand up between the pipes sans pads and make with the Brendan Shanahan wristers.

    You’re not advocating pucking him to death, are you?

    </lame>

    Posted by kcom on 2006 06 08 at 08:02 PM • permalink

  18. Hey, Imassie, I’m an Aussie, remember ? (visiting Canada; hence the [/new found hockey expert] tag. )

    Just stirring; I wouldn’t know a puck from a zambonie (whatever…).

    BUT I have already heard the joke “I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out….”

    Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 06 08 at 08:25 PM • permalink

  19. Anti-Canadian sermons?  Another satisfied customer of the NHS?

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 06 08 at 08:36 PM • permalink

  20. Maybe this is not an Islamic global conspiracy, it is the Muslim preference for consanguinity.

    Posted by Howzat on 2006 06 08 at 10:05 PM • permalink

  21. Wait a sec. The Toronto police have assured us that all 17 were just Canadians, as indistinguishable from any other Canadian as so many Red Greens. So how could one of them have been an anti-Canadian?

    Oh, head hurts.

    Posted by Harry Eagar on 2006 06 09 at 12:43 AM • permalink

  22. I’ll bet the Canada 17 are kicking themselves over getting arrested just now.  All those management opportunities opening up in Iraq and Gaza right now…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 06 09 at 12:46 AM • permalink

  23. He better not be bad-mouthing Degrassi Junior High!.

    Posted by Daniel San on 2006 06 09 at 02:50 AM • permalink

  24. Anti-Canadian sermons? What next? A jihad against smurfs?

    Posted by Zhang Fei on 2006 06 09 at 02:58 AM • permalink

  25. Oh Canada,I find that as an ex-separatist, but now in Oz, it hurts to find them all from Ontariariario.

    Posted by Possum on 2006 06 09 at 03:23 AM • permalink

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