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Former peace activist Cindy Sheehan now urges her fellow Americans to vote for a car:
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Please do as the Mercedes lady demands. Congress will function superbly under the control of an efficient German automaker. (Earlier peace-themed Mercedes manifestations here, here, here, and here.)

UPDATE. In other anti-Bush news, global warming puffdaddy Al Gore recently visited Baltimore. The temperature immediately dropped to a maximum of 53 °F, some seven degrees below average peaks for that day and 24 °F below last year’s record high.

UPDATE II. Big time exit-poll security is in place across the US to ensure dumb lefties don’t get things wrong this time.

UPDATE III. Pete Wheatstraw asks: “Sure, the SLR McLaren’s supercharged 650 bhp V8 tops out at 334 kph and goes from 0-100 kph in under four seconds, but where does is it stand on extending the Bush tax cuts??

Posted by Tim B. on 11/07/2006 at 09:14 AM
  1. That ‘O’ in vote looks more like an arse crack to me.

    Posted by Nic on 2006 11 07 at 09:29 AM • permalink

  2. LOL, Nic!

    I agree with the sentiment, though. People need to wake up and consider what a Pelosi-led House of Representatives would look like. It would be ugly, very ugly.

    Posted by paco on 2006 11 07 at 09:40 AM • permalink

  3. Hell no! We fought off the Germans in 1945 and we’re not letting them take over now, Herr Schindy!

    (How sad is it when they can’t even do the chicken footprint right?)

    Posted by SoberHT on 2006 11 07 at 09:42 AM • permalink

  4. Cindy knows the car has more personality than Senator Kerry.

    Posted by Fleety on 2006 11 07 at 09:47 AM • permalink

  5. So, if I vote for a Mercedes and it wins, do I get one? Wouldn’t its value be fully taxable as income? Anyhow, having thought about all the issues, I was planning on voting for this .

    Posted by paco on 2006 11 07 at 09:56 AM • permalink

  6. Couldn’t a poorly sighted prince or a fairy godmother remove Cinders -just this once?
    O/T Congratulations to Japanese Syndicate and rider Hasurani? Iwata on their win in the Melbourne Cup. War sensitivities from past generations aside, they were very polite,emotional,open and delightfully pleased with their win.I am pleased for them….though a win for myself woulda been good.Could use a mil or two.

    Posted by crash on 2006 11 07 at 10:07 AM • permalink

  7. paco, screw that, I’m voting for the hover car.  (I wish I had one NOW as half the streets ands roads in the Seattle area are flooded.  Heck, maybe I need an ark.)

    Posted by David Crawford on 2006 11 07 at 10:07 AM • permalink

  8. Sorry, moonbat, if I’m going to vote for a motor vehicle it’s going to be this:

    http://www.f650pickups.com/indexb.html

    Posted by Retread on 2006 11 07 at 10:10 AM • permalink

  9. If she’s for Mercedes, I’m going to buy a BMW.

    Posted by blogagog on 2006 11 07 at 10:17 AM • permalink

  10. Looks like a half arsed wobble board.
    Rolf will be pissed off.

    Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2006 11 07 at 10:29 AM • permalink

  11. #9

    Love it! How many gallons to the mile does she get?

    Posted by SoberHT on 2006 11 07 at 10:29 AM • permalink

  12. Just to clear it up for the Seppos, THIS is a wobble board, not some horrible exercise/torture equipment.

    Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2006 11 07 at 10:41 AM • permalink

  13. Heck she’s got a sour,dour,put-upon visage..aren’t you sick of looking at her?
    o/t Int article on BBC World site about Turkey and how the E.U. is releasing a report disapproving of the army and its role in protecting secularity.Gen Basar Bujukarit said that “Turkish republic and its values were under attack from people in the highest positions in government because they want to redefine secularism.”
    The general commented that it was more like “trying to become a member of the Iranian union than E.U.”
    A retired Turkish General, Edib Basar was quoted on the site with this speech…
    “If this building (the State), falls down, everything -including Democracy,Freedom of Speech,Human Rights -gets crushed underneath.
    So the roof has to be STRONG -the ARMY keeps an eye on it.”
    The army is very popular with the Turkish People who turned out to cheer it on the Birthday of the Republic.
    The General thinks the E.U. is very naive.
    That’s being kind I reckon.
    What a beautiful speech, it makes us proud to be linked with Turkey.

    Posted by crash on 2006 11 07 at 10:44 AM • permalink

  14. Hmmm.

    You it’s particularly sad that these wannabee hippies can’t even get the most insignificant details right.

    Posted by memomachine on 2006 11 07 at 10:56 AM • permalink

  15. Poor Cindy.  Born too late to take part in the romantic antiwar Vietnam movement she so desperately idealizes, and now she can’t even get the costume right.

    Either that, or her antiwar buddies are sick of her whining, and they stuck that sign on her for ridicule.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 11 07 at 11:07 AM • permalink

  16. Nope, I’m voting for the Duesenberg

    Posted by rbj1 on 2006 11 07 at 11:22 AM • permalink

  17. #8 Retread: Awesome! I want one of those, too. And the truck ain’t half bad, either.

    Posted by paco on 2006 11 07 at 11:36 AM • permalink

  18. #17 Paco, there’s a truck?

    Posted by Retread on 2006 11 07 at 11:42 AM • permalink

  19. As y’all would no doubt say if George Bush made a similar mistake: it’s what she’s saying that counts, not the manner in which she’s saying it.  You are all in denial, methinks.

    Posted by Dim Blare Jr on 2006 11 07 at 11:42 AM • permalink

  20. Not only has she got the compassionate head tilt going, but the compassionate sign tilt, too.

    Posted by ErnestBludger on 2006 11 07 at 11:50 AM • permalink

  21. So how’s this year ringing in compared to the last thousand years, global temperature wise anyway?

    Posted by aaron_ on 2006 11 07 at 11:53 AM • permalink

  22. Criticize Al Gore all you want.  It doesn’t change the fact the he would have won in 2000 if wasn’t for having the global-thermometer stuck up his ass for so many years.

    Posted by aaron_ on 2006 11 07 at 12:02 PM • permalink

  23. Sorry to go O/T (not really as I’m spitting chips here)

    Bloody U2 at their concert in Brisbane have called for Hicks to be released

    As a patriotic Aussie with my partner’s son-in-law having just gone to Afghanistan for the third time in 6 months last night (he’s an Army bomb tech)I’m seething to think that these overhyped overseas musicians can come here and think that they can not only play music but can politicise it

    U2 want David Hicks, Aussie Taliban traitor free

    Posted by aussiemagpie on 2006 11 07 at 12:02 PM • permalink

  24. From her skin colour it looks like “compassionate liver failure” to me.

    Posted by Rob Read on 2006 11 07 at 12:06 PM • permalink

  25. Dim Blare Jnr:

    It’s never wise to put words in the mouths of your opponents - it effortlessly marks you out as a lightweight. Take your comment above. I doubt many here feel compelled to leap to Bush’s defence every time he muffs a speech. I actually have a couple of theories as to why Bush isn’t such a great orator - and neither of them are “Bush is soooooooo dumb, he can’t say ‘nuclear’!”

    Far from being in denial, I’d put money on the assertion that the average poster to this blog is considerably more thoughtful than yourself, Dim.

    Posted by James Waterton on 2006 11 07 at 12:14 PM • permalink

  26. Okay, this is mean, but I’ve finally worked out what it is about St. Mother that’s been niggling at the back of my mind.  She looks like a Cabbage Patch Doll.  The expression on the face is exactly the same.  And looks at the fingers on that sign!  Gloves?  You decide.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 11 07 at 12:31 PM • permalink

  27. Speaking of modes of transportation - who won the Melbourne Cup?

    Posted by Sonetka's Mom on 2006 11 07 at 12:40 PM • permalink

  28. So the Ultimate Moral Authority can’t produce something a little snazzier than a handmade poster scrawled with a dried-out marker? I’ve seen signs for grade-school bake sales that look like they’ve had more thought put into them.

    Posted by ak on 2006 11 07 at 12:44 PM • permalink

  29. #27 Sonetka’s Mum

    Delta Blues - a Japanese horse ridden by a Japanese jockey - bless his cotton socks

    Whe would have ever predicted this during WW11 in the War in the Pacific

    Posted by aussiemagpie on 2006 11 07 at 12:46 PM • permalink

  30. #26: Astonishingly perceptive observation, RebeccaH! You’re absolutely right: Sheehan does look like a Cabbage Patch Doll! Although, I’d add that she looks like a Cabage Patch Doll that’s been used in a voo doo ritual of some sort.

    Posted by paco on 2006 11 07 at 12:58 PM • permalink

  31. “Cindy Sheehan now urges her fellow Americans to vote…”

    You got it, sweetheart.  And, as usual, I’m voting for Republicans and Libertarians, and against anything that looks remotely like socialism.  Happy now, peacetard?

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 11 07 at 01:14 PM • permalink

  32. She kinda looks like the crazy lady with the bedroom slippers at our high school today.  Poor stupid thing.

    Paco, what IS that awesome machine???

    Posted by ushie on 2006 11 07 at 01:51 PM • permalink

  33. it’s what she’s saying that counts

    We’re in luck then, it’s just as worthless as her style of presentation.

    Posted by PW on 2006 11 07 at 02:07 PM • permalink

  34. BTW, who or what’s this K.C. her poster is referring to?

    Posted by PW on 2006 11 07 at 02:10 PM • permalink

  35. Even though I’m a BMW owner, Cindy’s sign has opened my eyes.  Today I’m voting a straight Mercedes ticket!

    Posted by Randal Robinson on 2006 11 07 at 02:12 PM • permalink

  36. #32: That, my dear, is a 1937 Packard Victoria; very similar to Detective Paco’s 1938 Packard (although the latter is, as we all know, canary yellow).

    Posted by paco on 2006 11 07 at 02:14 PM • permalink

  37. BTW, who or what’s this K.C. her poster is referring to?

    Kansas City. She’s a Chiefs fan, I think.

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 11 07 at 02:18 PM • permalink

  38. The “peace” symbol is really - originally and historically - the “total nuclear disarmament” symbol, which is really - in practical terms - the “Kremlin-funded unilateral Western disarmament” symbol.

    Good to know that while the details change, the overall mindset doesn’t.

    And that Sheehan doesn’t even understand her own chosen symbols enough to draw the damned things correctly. It’s not like it’s hard to bisect a circle and add an inverted vee, right?

    Posted by Sigivald on 2006 11 07 at 02:41 PM • permalink

  39. Kansas City

    Heck, did Bush invade there, too?

    Posted by PW on 2006 11 07 at 02:52 PM • permalink

  40. I hope the ‘K.C.’ is the lovely city in Kansas…I know it ain’t me, but it did give me a bit of a start…cuz the broad gives me the heebie-jeebies every time I see her or hear about her, & carrying around my initials is just ...wrong, somehow…

    Looks like I’ve voted every election since ‘88, though I skipped a couple things today (like whether or not to bring the Navy back to Cecil Field - pretty sure that’s an opinion poll, so they won’t miss my opinion). I voted straight “party” ticket - anyone who believes we keep the ‘party’ against terrorists going where the terrorists are got my vote.

    Posted by KC on 2006 11 07 at 03:08 PM • permalink

  41. Holy Toledo, Retread - you could set up HOUSE in that thing!!

    Im with David Crawford - I want the hover car.

    Posted by Sharon_Ferguson on 2006 11 07 at 03:37 PM • permalink

  42. That image is ripe for Photoshop:

    I’m with stupid

    Blank, for our viewers at home

    Posted by david on 2006 11 07 at 04:10 PM • permalink

  43. Their cellphones and BlackBerrys will be confiscated;

    Let’s hope that included anal body cavity searches of the journos. And, citing the Berger Precedent, I trust that no underwear or socks will be allowed.

    Posted by andycanuck on 2006 11 07 at 04:13 PM • permalink

  44. Hey, I was just wondering.  The whole Lancet Study.  It only looks at deaths.  What if instead of estimating the current cost, you also consider the boost in births.  What’s that look like.

    Now what happens when you take the data/trends in births and deaths put those into grobel wormening modules.  What’s the difference in projections using available data vs. pre-invasion only data?

    Posted by aaron_ on 2006 11 07 at 04:30 PM • permalink

  45. Ooh, and what about immigration?

    Posted by aaron_ on 2006 11 07 at 04:32 PM • permalink

  46. One more. So very NSFW, and probably offensive to anyone that looks at it:

    Clicky clicky

    Apologies to the very lovely Wicked Weasel model Hayley.

    Posted by david on 2006 11 07 at 04:34 PM • permalink

  47. With a Twist.

    Posted by aaron_ on 2006 11 07 at 04:48 PM • permalink

  48. (the twist is that “more” is spelled like Michael Moore.)

    Posted by aaron_ on 2006 11 07 at 04:55 PM • permalink

  49. #44

    Speaking of extrapolating, ABC announcer this AM quoting a piece that the latest drought is a 1 in a 1,000 year drought (not a 1 in a 100 as previously thought).
    He then looked at what had happened in 1006, rattled off a few things, including the eruption of a volcano in Indonesia, and suggested that it could be the reason there was a drought 1,000 years ago ( Mt Merapi a connection). (Then he said perhaps not.)

    Idiot.

    Posted by kae on 2006 11 07 at 05:56 PM • permalink

  50. You would think a woman as famous as Cindeeee would be able to construct a more professional sign.

    Its a sad day when modern American hippies have to resort to cheap, pasteboard signs to get their message across.  Whatever happened to the giant multicolored banners of the halcyon Vietnam days, banners that took eight people to control?

    Im saddened, Jane Fonda is rolling over in her grave.  Whats that?  Shes not dead yet?  Crap.

    Posted by Bishop on 2006 11 07 at 06:13 PM • permalink

  51. Even her sign is tilted…

    Posted by anthony_r on 2006 11 07 at 06:13 PM • permalink

  52. Cindy goes MBZ, but Algore is driving

    one of these

    And, yes, there is a Brazil connection, too.

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2006 11 07 at 06:13 PM • permalink

  53. #49.  What was revealing about the MSM was that they splashed ‘the 1000 year stuff’ all over the evening news because someone mentioned a vague ‘low probability’ [guess]  of another one.
    You’d think that would be COMFORTING.

    So suddenly a rumour became a headline, and PM Howard’s denial that such a term was valid went for nothing.
    Only the next morning were the facts even canvassed, and there AREN’T any.  No need to give any proof - it sounds very scary, so run with it!

    Posted by Barrie on 2006 11 07 at 06:15 PM • permalink

  54. Barrie, how the hell do they know there was/wasn’t a drought as severe as this one in Australia in 1,000 years. It’s just idiotic. Whitepella only bin here just over 200 years. Aborigine’s a bit longer (oh OK, anywhere from 40k to 60k). As you say, it’s a probability thing.
    You can make scientific “facts” back up any idiotic thing you want to say, especially to extract money from taxpayers via the government.
    Or you can just say anything with a bit of authority, and no facts, and the MSM will run with it.

    Posted by kae on 2006 11 07 at 06:27 PM • permalink

  55. Wake up and smell the Mercedes you tosser.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2006 11 07 at 08:03 PM • permalink

  56. Memo from the CEO
    DaimlerChrysler Corporation

    It has come to my attention that the Mercedes Benz logo is being used without permission in the pursuit of partisan political gain.

    Hereby be aware, if this breach of Mercedes Benz’s Copyright occurs again, the Company will seek legal relief through the Courts of The United States and intends to prosecute the guilty party/parties to the full extent of the law.

    Mercedes Benz will not permit it logo to be besmirched as a form of cheap and childish propaganda by persons of ill-will.

    The damages sought against individuals or organisations will be in the Millions of Dollars.
    —————————————
    Tom LaSorda, CEO
    DaimlerChrysler Corporation

    Posted by Bonmot on 2006 11 07 at 08:09 PM • permalink

  57. Aussiemagpie, I hope you yelled out to eff back off and leave

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2006 11 07 at 08:21 PM • permalink

  58. #28 ak,  no, no, this is deliberate. It makes her look “ethnic” and, like, like the illiterate university students who support her.

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2006 11 07 at 08:28 PM • permalink

  59. #52 “Reverse was now selected by restarting the motor backwards.”

    What was that about German engineering???

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2006 11 07 at 08:45 PM • permalink

  60. Her son was killed on active duty. She can say what she fucking wants.

    Posted by SingleMalt on 2006 11 07 at 09:43 PM • permalink

  61. #60: She sure can. And we’re free to point out what a sanctimonious ass she is.

    Posted by paco on 2006 11 07 at 09:50 PM • permalink

  62. Well despite the fact I’m only allowed to vote in the States due to Wron’s handywork, I think I’d be voting for this wonderful piece of all-American engineering.

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 11 07 at 09:52 PM • permalink

  63. #60, I thought that applied to everyone in the US, something about freedom of speech?

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 11 07 at 09:57 PM • permalink

  64. #61 You’re wrong mate. Leave her alone. She is pathetic but still deserving of our respect and sympathy. She’s just a sad little lady who lost her son and now stands in front of the White House with a sign. I’m sorry for her loss and I respect the sacrifice her son made for his country. It seems inappropriate to ridicule her.

    We’ve got a right to say anything we want. But be a gentleman “paco”, don’t go calling the lady names.

    Posted by SingleMalt on 2006 11 07 at 10:02 PM • permalink

  65. Evidently we haven’t had nearly enough threads making fun of “absolute moral authority” yet.

    Posted by PW on 2006 11 07 at 10:03 PM • permalink

  66. #60 - Listen up, CheapBlend. Your thought patterns are all over the place like a mad womens shit. How about you lay off the fire water and try to learn something. You’ve made an arse of yourself in previous threads and now you’ve made a dick of yourself here. Don’t collect the set.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 11 07 at 10:12 PM • permalink

  67. Singlemalt -Her son made the ultimate sacrifice for his country (went TWICE to Iraq ) and now she is totally NEGATING and besmirching everything he stood for..
    He has a FATHER too if that counts with you-and his father has divorced her for what SHE did and what SHE stands for…
    But father doesn’t try to make POLITICAL capital out of his son’s death -SHE does.

    Posted by crash on 2006 11 07 at 10:14 PM • permalink

  68. #65 It just seems like the decent thing to do that’s all.

    Posted by SingleMalt on 2006 11 07 at 10:18 PM • permalink

  69. #64: She’s not just opining, friend. She’s using her son’s death as a vehicle to mobilize anti-war sentiment, i.e., to effect changes in public policy which many of us think would be disastrous. She certainly has a right to do this; however, when she enters the arena of public debate of her own accord, she’s no longer someone who just wants to be “left alone”, and when she repeatedly makes vile comments about public figures, she has no moral right to hide behind her grief in order to avoid valid criticism, or, for that matter, to avoid the strong editorial opinions expressed by myself and others. Many of us have either been at risk, or have loved ones who are likely soon to be at risk, in Iraq and elsewhere, and we’re not going to stand idly by while this woman and her political allies try to engineer a foreign policy disaster that would undermine the sacrifices of those who have died, and put at risk those who are serving now and in the future - and if she takes a few lumps in the policy debates, that’s her choice, the same as anyone else who exercises his right to speak out - including me.

    Posted by paco on 2006 11 07 at 10:21 PM • permalink

  70. A taxi-cab psychologist would tell you all you needed to know about that women by the “K.C” on the sign. Added as an after thought. It has been and will remain all about her.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 11 07 at 10:26 PM • permalink

  71. SingleMalt,

    You’re wrong.  Her son sacrificed his life for his country and she used it to obtain fame and admiration from the left.  Sure she has a right to say whatever she wishes.  She has no right to exploit her son’s sacrifice to do so.  She doesn’t give a shit about Casey or about the war.  It’s all about her and her need to feel young and admired.

    She deserves nothing but contempt.

    Posted by wronwright on 2006 11 07 at 10:27 PM • permalink

  72. Feel free to pick on all the ladies you like.

    Cowards.

    Posted by SingleMalt on 2006 11 07 at 10:27 PM • permalink

  73. Ohmygawd, SingleMalt luuuuvvves Cindyyyy !!!!11!one!!!

    /oafish and infantile

    Seriously, your Cindy-related comments are even dumber than what lefties usually come up with…how depressing that you’re apparently not one.

    Posted by PW on 2006 11 07 at 10:39 PM • permalink

  74. #71 I didn’t see your post before I sent mine.

    Your response is an articulate one and deserves a more polite reply. Please don’t take my previous response as a reference to you.

    I don’t think there is a right way to respond to something like what she’s been through. I don’t accept her criticisms. I don’t agree with or support her campaign. I just reckon we can maintain our position without losing our dignity. Beating up on someone like her just diminishes us.

    Posted by SingleMalt on 2006 11 07 at 10:42 PM • permalink

  75. Beating up on someone like her just diminishes us.

    See, that’s where we differ.

    We’re not “beating up on someone like her”, we’re beating up on her perverse use of her dead son’s legacy, to further her own personal views.

    Posted by rinardman on 2006 11 07 at 10:48 PM • permalink

  76. Infidel Tiger, I was waiting for someone to note those two initials, “K.C.”

    If nothing the others have said convinces you, “SingleMalt”, of why this virago’s exploitative—almost cannabalistic—feeding off the corpse of her much-honoured son is the quite possibly the most despicable and cowardly act a mother could ever commit, surely that little “4 K.C.” added (no doubt at the suggestion of someone else) should lift the scales from your eyes.

    She is not deluded, she is rabid. Any sympathy she might deserve has been stripped away by the obscenity of her betrayal of her own son and the nation for which he gave his life to protect.

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 11 07 at 10:53 PM • permalink

  77. #66 You’ve obviously been taking elocution lessons from Borat.

    What, in your experience, is “a mad womens shit” like? How does her mental state control or otherwise contribute to her bowel movements?

    Is potty talk all you can come up with when you get excited?

    Posted by SingleMalt on 2006 11 07 at 10:54 PM • permalink

  78. There is a story, a true one I believe, about an incident that occurred in 17th century Spain. A duke was throwing a ball at his palace, and the grandees and ladies were strolling about the balcony. Now, the duke maintained a menagerie, and one of the lions got loose from his cage and was prowling about the courtyard. A beautiful young woman tossed her glove into the courtyard, whereupon the grandee next to her instantly leapt from the balcony, retrieved the glove, scrambled up a trellis, and resumed his position beside her. He bowed, returned the glove, and then slapped her face, saying, “Never again trifle with the honor of a gentleman.”

    Sheehan is trifling with the honor of her son, the honor of our military and the honor of our nation. She has tossed her glove - defiantly, ostentatiously. The consequences are on her own head.

    Posted by paco on 2006 11 07 at 10:55 PM • permalink

  79. #74 ... and every reply to you has been as articulate as your piss-weak comment deserves.

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 11 07 at 10:59 PM • permalink

  80. Just musing here folks, is Cindy from Crawford.
    I’ll just let your minds run wild with that…

    Posted by Bonmot on 2006 11 07 at 11:02 PM • permalink

  81. #78 Well, I didn’t see it that way, but I accept that you do. Do you think though, that we could criticise her without the vitriol? If she’s humiliating herself and the memory of her son, do we have to compound that by slagging off at her? I would have thought her position becomes self-evident upon hearing her speak for any length of time.

    #79 Great to see you’re putting so much thought into your reply. What’s the matter, couldn’t come up with a poopy line of your own?

    Posted by SingleMalt on 2006 11 07 at 11:10 PM • permalink

  82. #81, “Eat shit and die, motherfucker.”

    Will that do?

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 11 07 at 11:13 PM • permalink

  83. #82 Seems to say more about you.

    Now go away, grown-ups are talking.

    Posted by SingleMalt on 2006 11 07 at 11:23 PM • permalink

  84. SingleMalt
    1. The debate over Mme Sheehan’s character occured during the fall of 2004; it appears you are ill-informed of that.
    2. Mme Sheehan has done nothing to retrieve her reputation since; you appear to be uninformed of that.
    3. Her current actions and behavior continue to be reprehensible; you appear to be unable to grasp that.
    4. What MentalFloss @ #82 concludes.

    Cheers

    Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2006 11 07 at 11:29 PM • permalink

  85. Feel free to pick on all the ladies you like.

    A woman who hugs and sings the praises of dictators (Hugo Chavez ring a bell?) is no lady.  And she certainly has proven to be no shrinking violet who needs the protection of “the gentlemen”.  She put herself in the public arena, and managed to make herself ludicrous in the process.  She can take her lumps like anybody else.

    As for the loss of her son, I’d believe it grieved her more if she hadn’t waited years to put a frickin’ stone on his grave.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 11 07 at 11:33 PM • permalink

  86. Now go away, grown-ups are talking.

    Where? Certainly someone who thinks Cindy Sheehan is above criticism can be considered an “adult”.

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 11 07 at 11:35 PM • permalink

  87. As for the loss of her son, I’d believe it grieved her more if she hadn’t waited years to put a frickin’ stone on his grave.

    Or posed for photos stretched out across it.

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 11 07 at 11:36 PM • permalink

  88. #87, Yes!  Exactly my point, Rob.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 11 07 at 11:39 PM • permalink

  89. CheapHooch - FYI

    All over the place like a mad woman’s shit.
    Literal Meaning: Messy/in disarray/unfocused.
    Country of Origin: Australia

    The only thing I have learned from Borat, is that fermented horse urine is best enjoyed slightly below room temperature.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 11 07 at 11:40 PM • permalink

  90. “Feel free to pick on all the ladies you like.”

    Ok lets start with you.

    “Do you think though, that we could criticise her without the vitriol?”

    No.  The bitch deserves all she gets and then some.

    If she’s humiliating herself and the memory of her son, do we have to compound that by slagging off at her?”

    Well, no we dont have to, but it sure is fun.

    Oh, tell your mum I said hi…  ;)

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 11 07 at 11:44 PM • permalink

  91. #84. Are you saying she’s a fallen woman? Her reputation in ruins?

    That makes your attack on her all the more spineless.

    Democracy will be safe as long as we’ve got your kind to beat up on our women.

    Posted by SingleMalt on 2006 11 07 at 11:47 PM • permalink

  92. Mmmmm… singlemalt.  I think I’ll might have a glass of Glenfiddich.

    Posted by aaron_ on 2006 11 07 at 11:57 PM • permalink

  93. I’m already typing like I have, so I guess I should.

    Posted by aaron_ on 2006 11 07 at 11:58 PM • permalink

  94. #90 Do you think you act like that because you’re aware that you’re inferior? People will repect you more if you don’t treat women that way. Coward.


    #92 & 93 You should try the Irish or even better the Islay malts.


    #89 Infidel Tiger. Drink up.

    Posted by SingleMalt on 2006 11 08 at 12:10 AM • permalink

  95. Democracy will be doomed so long as fools such as you fail to recognise that institutions unassailble from without are susceptible to rot from within.

    Sheehan and her ilk are the rising damp that weakens the defenses without which our enemies (no, not the French, SingleMalt)that seek to destroy us utterly.

    Perhaps, since we’re all “grown-ups” here, you’ve read Allen Drury. “Advice and Consent”? No?

    Maybe “Come Nineveh, Come Tyre”?

    Less a political novel than a political thriller. “Come Nineveh, Come Tyre” is a tale about the end of the United States as a free country.

    The nation’s demise is the result not of frontal attacks by an obvious enemy—although an enemy is clearly identified in the Soviet Union and its satellites.

    Rather, America perishes in Drury’s telling by rot from within, through the action of respectable political and intellectual forces which have ceased to believe in the country and the nobility of its destiny.

    60+ years after that novel Sheehan, Pelosi, Murtha, et alii represent the “rot from within”.

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 11 08 at 12:12 AM • permalink

  96. Weeping and wailing over Mommy Cindy is all very well and good for YOU pint size but we’ve got the bigger picture in mind.
    You’re obviously only capable of grasping one concept at a time….slow learner?

    Posted by crash on 2006 11 08 at 12:21 AM • permalink

  97. Inferior to whom?  You?  BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Anyway, your mum said she likes it rough, so does that still count as “beating up on (your) women”?

    Who’s your daddy?

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 11 08 at 12:30 AM • permalink

  98. “All we are saaaaaaaying… is give Mercedes a test drive…”

    Posted by mojo on 2006 11 08 at 12:32 AM • permalink

  99. No, MentalFloss, you’re just wrong.

    Our society has always tolerated and thrived on dissent. We may strongly disagree with others but we will fight to defend their right to hold those views. This is the freedom we are fighting for. This is the freedom that the Taliban takes away from people.

    I’m just saying stop calling Cindy Sheehan names. Its looks bad. Disagree with her. Demonstrate her errors. But, at all times, remain a gentleman.

    Now, I’m off to the Club for a Laphroaig’s. Good afternoon to you all.

    Posted by SingleMalt on 2006 11 08 at 12:35 AM • permalink

  100. #97 Whoa big fella. This is not the place. Are you in Melbourne? Give me your phone number and we can discuss this properly.

    Stop being such a coward.

    Posted by SingleMalt on 2006 11 08 at 12:41 AM • permalink

  101. Clearly you aint the brightest spark in the fire.

    Sticks and stones pendejo…

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 11 08 at 01:40 AM • permalink

  102. Hey, Cindy Sheehan is a loathsome piece of quasi-human debris.

    Might as well be honest about it.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 11 08 at 02:32 AM • permalink

  103. #99 Where in my post at #95 did I advocate stifling dissent? Has the Sheehan bitch been stifled? Far from it.

    Dissent was not the point of my comment, nor the reference I cited. The danger we face is far more insidious and covert.

    I’ll type this slowly for your benefit:

    “...the action of respectable political and intellectual forces which have ceased to believe in the country and the nobility of its destiny.”


    Dissent takes the form of words, usually in the context of non-violent protest, broadcast media, the internet or print.

    I wouldn’t consider for a moment denying Sheehan her right to protest, despite the fact that I believe her to be an atavistic whore, rending gobbets of flesh from her own son’s corpse to further her obscene and treasonous agenda, her lust for self-aggrandisement and attention.

    Those now in a position to further with actions that agenda which Sheehan so pornographically caricatures—they are the ones to be watched. They are the ones to be stymied at every turn. They are the ones whose every word and deed—both public and private—must be subject to the closest scrutiny.

    It will not be long before their perfidy is made evident for all to see.

    My greatest fear is that the aid and comfort they have given our avowed enemy will directly cause deaths of the true guardians of what you so loosely term “our society”. You cannot be ranked among them, despite your protestations of moral superiority.

    Drink deep, you amoral sot. Drink deep and often, for the days and months ahead will reveal your shame and your idiocy. Best your senses grow yet duller lest the enormity of the inevitable consquences of this paradigm shift haunt your fevered dreams forevermore.

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 11 08 at 02:32 AM • permalink

  104. Back on topic for a moment, LOL, #59 Wimpy C.

    The reversing of the Messerschmitt was very clever and efficient. Since the two-stroke motor runs fine in reverse, all that’s needed is a lever to retard the timing about 20 degrees, stop the motor, restart it, and it runs in reverse.

    No need for an extra gear in the transmission, AND you get four reverse gears for those special moments. I learned to do it without even restarting, just cut the ignition, reverse the timing, turn on the ignition again, good to go.

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2006 11 08 at 02:46 AM • permalink

  105. #49 & 53
    Oh look! A Bolt has it covered…

    Posted by kae on 2006 11 08 at 07:39 AM • permalink

  106. The reason dissent is so important in society is that it means we can call bullshit.  Cindy Sheehan’s grieving mother act is bullshit.  I can empathize with her losing her son, but it doesn’t make her a conflict strategist or economics and sociology expert.

    Posted by aaron_ on 2006 11 08 at 09:08 AM • permalink

  107. NB: SingleMalt ignored specific reasons Sheehan is given no respect—her long delay on spending the DoD-provided money for her son’s headstone and her posing for a pic stretched out on his grave.

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 11 08 at 10:22 AM • permalink

  108. Re: #103, If anyone was wondering why I suddenly resorted to mum jokes, its because I’m fully aware I cant compose a post of such clarity and wisdom. 

    If I ever were to admit my ‘inferiority’ to anyone at this sight, it would be Floss (or TimB or The Dark Lord Rove), although I’ve a sneaking suspicion I could out drink him (prove me wrong Floss :P )...

    However at the same time, as I noticed this thread decending into name calling, I thought it would only be appropriate to apply my advanced knowledge of juvenile slander.

    If anyone (apart from you, you cheap booze drinkin Rtard) has a serious problem with that, please feel free to comment.

    Sincerely yours
    TWoW

    (Riding Malt’s Mum, YEEEE HAAAWWW!)

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 11 08 at 11:02 AM • permalink

  109. Sight = site, its late, I’ve been drinking; tell someone who cares…

    Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 11 08 at 11:20 AM • permalink

  110. SingleMalt,

    What everybody is trying to say is, the question has already been posed and debated countless times, since the fall of 2004.  We’re way past the time - and the extent of patience - to bring it up again for debate.

    The conclusion:  Sheehan is a terrible mother for using the sacrifice of her son to garner pathetic attention.  She is beneath contempt.  Since she continues doing so, she deserves all the abuse she gets and then some. 

    May I suggest you go to another blog to discuss it.  I imagine Tim Dunlop’s people, all three of them, would support your thoughts.

    Posted by wronwright on 2006 11 08 at 04:18 PM • permalink

  111. Oh Wizard of WOZ, words are weapons and each of us makes use of the arsenal with which we are supplied.

    Just as weapons come in various configurations for specific applications, so words can be assembled to carry a payload to be delivered with pinpoint accuracy or designed for broad and indiscriminate destruction.

    My conduct on this thread has been less than exemplary. Were I given to making excuses, I would cite the abiding and unrelenting anger and disgust I feel towards the Sheehans and Rachel Corries of this world for any importunate words I may have directed at this SingleMalt character.

    That being said, I’ll go “sloppy seconds” when yer done…

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 11 08 at 04:47 PM • permalink

  112. #110 I called you out. You backed down. Coward.

    Posted by SingleMalt on 2006 11 08 at 06:08 PM • permalink

  113. What?  When did that happen?

    Hey MentalFloss, did SingleMalt call me out?  (And exactly what does that mean?)

    Posted by wronwright on 2006 11 08 at 06:16 PM • permalink

  114. #112 Two things:

    1. When you “call someone out” (canned laughter), check who it is you are threatening.

    2. In August 2004 new Commonwealth criminal offences were enacted, which among many other things, criminalise using a carriage service (telecommunications or Internet service) to menace or harass.

    You are treading a very thin line.

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 11 08 at 06:20 PM • permalink

  115. Wronright, as I recall from my K-6 playground days, to “call someone out” means “meet me by the bike racks after school and we’ll push each other and make faces”.

    If the “caller” intends serious harm to the “callee”, hair may be pulled or, G-d forbid, severe scratching may ensue.

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 11 08 at 06:24 PM • permalink

  116. wronwright, sorry for the mis-spell.

    (please don’t “call me out”!)

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 11 08 at 06:29 PM • permalink

  117. “she deserves all the abuse she gets and then some.”

    That’s usually true of people like Ste Cindy who:  use abusive language themselves, lie like a freking rug, and align themselves with the enemies of their country.

    Posted by Dave Surls on 2006 11 08 at 06:41 PM • permalink

  118. Singlemalt: I believe you called Wizard of Oz out (see your comment #100). Wronwright was the “articulate” one (see your comment #74) whom you treated with civility (possibly because you’re aware of the fact that he possesses a vast array of weaponry).

    By the way, I challenge you to a cyber duel; consider yourself skewered on my cyber saber (non-mortally).

    Posted by paco on 2006 11 08 at 06:53 PM • permalink

  119. SingleMalt? More probably this single malt.

    Cheers

    Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2006 11 08 at 07:43 PM • permalink

  120. This manipulated image by the reuters islamic photographer is set up to make the Cindy look meak and mild and peaceful against the powerful whitehouse, Firstly,the dodgy felt pens she uses looks really tacky and she can’t even take the time to colour the red in the lines properly. The fence in the image divides her from democracy and this is a powerful tool to win the approval of her delusional quest.

    Posted by 1.618 on 2006 11 08 at 07:52 PM • permalink

  121. What do you think about this post?

    Posted by 1.618 on 2006 11 08 at 07:57 PM • permalink

  122. If you are asking me, 1.618, I would say that it displays a remarkably lucid and insightful assessment of the topic from a perspective as yet untouched by others who have posted here.

    Your use of the iconography of the fence is particularly effective, as is your reference to the symbology apparent in the juxtaposition of the forlorn, almost childlike foreground against the imposing and commanding background.

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 11 08 at 08:44 PM • permalink

  123. SingleMalt has obviously fallen for her ersatz childlike ordinaryperson shtick. I wonder if he’s as soft a head touch in person.

    Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2006 11 08 at 09:04 PM • permalink

  124. Well?  Did someone call me out or not?  I’m an American.  Someone calls out an American and we shove the poncho over our shoulder and pull the string off our Smith & Wesson.  My trigger finger is twitching.

    Is anyone coming out?  I’m getting kind of lonely out here by myself.

    Posted by wronwright on 2006 11 08 at 10:26 PM • permalink

  125. What do you think about this post?

    * groan *

    Posted by wronwright on 2006 11 08 at 10:28 PM • permalink

  126. SingleMalt strikes me as a classic case of passive-aggressiveness…on the one hand he’s all concerned about protecting the dignity of frail creatures like Cindy Sheehans even if they regularly engage in poisoning the political process, and then he’s “calling people out” and yelling “coward” in every other freakin’ post.

    Well, the “coward! coward!” thing could also be a variant of intellectual Tourette’s, I suppose. SM, perhaps you’ll do us a favour and cut out the blatant emoting, and instead try to raise your argumentative game above the fifth-grade schoolyard level?

    Posted by PW on 2006 11 08 at 10:31 PM • permalink

  127. #125 wronwright, I figgered her first semi-lucid comment deserved a response. Poor kid, tugs at my heartstrings, she does.

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 11 08 at 11:29 PM • permalink

  128. #116 Mouses at dawn guys.

    Posted by crash on 2006 11 08 at 11:39 PM • permalink

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