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How is St. Mother coping during her Saddam-like liquid-only diet? Florida Cracker takes a concerned look.
Stop mocking Ms Sheehan over this! She’s just on a seefood diet.
Posted by andycanuck on 2006 07 19 at 09:55 AM • permalinkSome of the few places I’d rather be than sitting at the table with those three:
In prison, being gang raped? Sure!
Stuck in the bowels of a port-a-potty after the burning man? Why not!
Roasting for eternity in hell while being in tormented by Satan’s minions? Hmm. Let me look at the picture again. Of course!
Posted by Marin Republican on 2006 07 19 at 09:55 AM • permalinkMarin Republican
Satan is just out of the shot, that is hell, and thats his minions. You are the chppendales dancer paid to pleasure them.
Im off to read a bible now and take confession.
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 07 19 at 10:02 AM • permalink1st witch:
Thrice the brinded cat hath mew’d.
2nd witch:
Thrice and once the hedge-pig whined.
3rd witch:
Harpier cries, ‘tis time, ‘tis time.
1st witch:
Round about the cauldron go;
In the poison’d entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Swelter’d venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i’ the charmed pot.All:
Double, double, toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.She’s probably on a partial hunger strike, refusing to eat the crusts on her sandwiches or the gherkins on her Big Macs.
Posted by Jim Geones on 2006 07 19 at 10:44 AM • permalink#5RebeccaH: The caption under the photo should read:
“The weird sisters, hand in hand,
Posters of the sea and land,
Thus do go about, about”
And here is the Ditch Witch’s recipe which nourishes her “fast”:
Filet of fenney snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of Newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork and blind worm’s sting,
Lizard’s legs and howlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-froth boil and bubble
Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witches’ mummy, maw and gulf
of the raven salt-sea shark,
...
Ditch delivered by a drab,
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger’s chaudron
For the ingredients of the cauldron.Damn, first you guys want me to go to John Malkovich movies, now yer dissin’my Jamba Juice smoothies. I haven’t seen anything this demanding since Our Dark Master Karl personally supervised RWDB Pledge Week…
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 07 19 at 11:33 PM • permalink
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i think she’ll have fasted long enough when she drops off the twig… which can’t come soon enough unfortunately….