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NO RUST EVIDENT
Manny C. observes the result of an IDF missile strike on a non-military vehicle. All wounds were instantly cauterised.
Maybe the IDF added a rust remover to their missiles in order to deceive the MSM!
BUAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 10 04 at 12:38 AM • permalinkWait a minute…was it a missile or rust remover that caused all that damage? You know, I’m getting so confused about all of this. I know that Israelis have abilities far beyond the rest of us, so they are perfectly capable of making a missile out of rust remover to fool those smart reporters who busted them last time. Do ya think maybe that is what has happened this time? They are so damned sneaky.
I’m so scared. I don’t know how we are supposed to protect ourselves against such all-seeing, all-knowing, almost god-like people.
Surely the car carrying alleged Palestinian “militants” would have been chock full of ammo, ordnance and explosives, so a dropped ciggie would be enough ignition to blow it to tiny pieces, despite the fact that there’s no such thing as “armed militants” in the occupied territories, merely passive resisting activists using non-violence to co-erce the beligerent Jews into returning stolen land to its rightful owners (and then jumping into the sea and drowning themselves).
There’s no way a civilian rescue/emergency vehicle like an ambulance would be used to transport weapons, ammo or armed thugs, hence the difference in damage caused by the Israeli pressed metal piercing amputation bomb- its small load would have set off the ordnance carried in the “militant” vehicle, causing its catestrophic destruction, while just sawing off legs in the ambulance, despite the fact that “militants” in Gaza and the West Bank are pacifists and don’t carry weapons.
This is explained by the fact that the “militant” vehicle was in fact a Ford Pinto which was rear-ended by a Somali taxidriver who was scanning his passengers baggage for hooch and thus not watching the road.
All cleared up now? You wingnuts are getting desperate- what next, photoshop some devils horns on Hillary Clinton?
#10, Habib:
Wow, that must be scary. All those glazed eyes looking back at you. The drool dribbling from their slack maws and pooling at their feet as the lean forward in a spineless half-stoop.
Does it ever flash across your mind while lecturing that with very little effort, your audience might motivate itself up and a zombied ghoul frenzy and eat you?
Blink
Here, you can “tip-off” Media Watch:
http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/tipoffs.htmI’m sure that Liz Jackson (is she still host?) will put an enormous dent in Chulov’s career (oops, excuse the pun).
Test #1
(click) Oh, come on! It’s obvious that this is all part of a Jewish Bushitlerian conspiracy to discredit Martin Chulov and the TRUTH! Chimpster W Neoconazi must have used a secret micronukular armed B-2, and he is doing it purely to try and hide the existence of super-secret jewish leg amputating anti-ambulance drone missiles o’doom.
Don’t you runningdoglittlespittleimperialistaggressor wingnuts know… (click)
Well, I’d say that the first test of the MarkL patent leftard-o-matic speechwriter is a qualified success. Still a little too much commie cold war code in there, though.
Major trouble is the drain could not cope with all the drool.
Hmm. Gotta work on that…
MarkL
CanberraWell, I’d say that the first test of the MarkL patent leftard-o-matic speechwriter is a qualified success.
MarkL broke off from PACO Industries? Oh good. Nothing like good old American global competition to put out cheaper yet crappy products.
(awaiting god awful late night commercials advertising pocket fisherman/Israeli mini-missile launcher)
Posted by wronwright on 2006 10 04 at 06:07 AM • permalink#5 Wasn’t it Martin Chulov who was recently stigmatised as “reprehensible” by Fed Police’s Mick Keelty for publicising an upcoming book by claiming -body parts of a suicide bomber were accidentally sent to families of bombing victims (Bali?).
I think it was,mabee I was wrong?
BTW -Have just seen a shouter savaging the propaganda—er news from North Korea..remarkable.He must have attended the internationally renowned SBS le len chen school of journalism.Habib has nailed this at #8
Are we somehow expected to believe that the IDF would be firing missiles with explosive capabilities?
Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 10 04 at 06:42 AM • permalinkSeriously though, who can believe there is such a thing as integrity or real investigative journalism in the MSM anymore?
Both The Age and The Australian simply sent the same lame ducks back to be given the same drivel twice, and neither noticed anything wrong with that.
Nor did their editors.
The only real analysis was done by Zombietime and many others online, which they casually misrepresented and dismissed without any analysis or follow-up.
Could the answer be that the story[ies] involved accusing Israel of a serious and heartless war crime?
I can’t believe the whole MSM has suddenly lost the capacity of self criticism, but I may be wrong.
This must be a case of the willing suspension of disbelief for political reasons [ie propaganda or fantasy journalism], which is truly scary if we ever need them to tell the truth in the future..Maybe the IDF added a rust remover to their missiles in order to deceive the MSM!
The RealJeffS—Dear God, no! Not the brasso-and-steel-wool warheads! The world recoils!
All cleared up now? You wingnuts are getting desperate- what next, photoshop some devils horns on Hillary Clinton?
No, no, no… the REAL trick is photoshopping them off...
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 10 04 at 08:09 PM • permalinkObviously a different situation. In the case of the car, the missile entered through the driver door keyhole. In the van, it went through the red cross.
It’s well known that a missile that goes through a keyhole will destroy a vehicle, but one that goes through the middle of a red cross on the roof will simply walk around the vehicle ripping down the lining, then exit, leaving the doors open.
Then, later, climb up on the roof and fire off a few AK47 rounds for effect.
Posted by arrowhead ripper on 2006 10 05 at 07:19 PM • permalinkunles of course the missile didnt explode which is quite possible.
Posted by Astonished on 2006 10 06 at 10:19 PM • permalink
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