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NON-MAGNETIC MECCA
Julie McCrossin in the Sydney Morning Herald:
Haraksin, 46, has used a wheelchair all her life because of brittle bones and small stature. She is 90 centimetres tall. A university graduate, she has always worked and supported herself.
Given another chance, Julie may have worded that conclusion slightly differently. In any case, Dr. Abd Al-Baset Al-Sayyed of the Egyptian National Research Center has the answer for Ms Haraksin and all people suffering walking disabilities: move to Mecca!
In Mecca, you don’t exert any effort. That’s why you may see an old man, who cannot walk, or who walks with crutches, and even though it gets very crowded around the Ka’ba, he is filled with great strength, and he circles the Ka’ba. You do not exert any effort, and you are filled with energy, because you are in a place in which there is no magnetic force.
Of course, magical Mecca sometimes has an opposite effect on the able-bodied.
Mecca’s lack of magnetic force also explains why the muzzies moral compasses are so screwed up.
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 01 13 at 02:22 AM • permalinkSo that’s why even the West’s most sensitive magnetic anomoly detectors are unable to detect the Submarine Fleet of Islam. They’ve all been totally de-gaussed at the Ka’ba.
Fiendishly clever.
Posted by Whale Spinor on 2007 01 13 at 02:47 AM • permalinkAnd in another astonishing scientific revelation, the Egyptian Research Centre proved that the Pyramids were indeed a focal point for astral travel or teleportation. They produced this picture to show an Australian animal transorted mysteriously “out of context”.
(thanks Margo’s Maid for that link)No magnetic force? What the hell do they put on the front of their fridges?
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 01 13 at 04:09 AM • permalinkNo magnetic force? What the hell do they put on the front of their fridges?
They put out-there-hilalys latest speeches, stuck on with dried cat meat.
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 01 13 at 04:23 AM • permalink#1 saltydog
We now have the answer as to why the Arab world is bereft of a Nobel Prize in any area of science.
It is dangerous for such an ignorant people to have technology.
Nothing more fun than 7th Century caravan raiders with 21st Century weaponry…
8^0
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 01 13 at 04:42 AM • permalinkPffft….the true power that the good doctor seeing come from the Kaaba is obviously the divine grace of Hubal the Moon God, still looking after his followers centuries after they dumped him for a deity they stole off Jews.
Nice guy.
Posted by Quentin George on 2007 01 13 at 04:59 AM • permalink#12 Quentin George
...the divine grace of Hubal the Moon God, still looking after his followers centuries after they dumped him for a deity they stole off Jews.
Considering how so many of his contemporaries were ruthless and unforgiving, he’s been remarkably understanding.
;^)
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 01 13 at 05:26 AM • permalinkHere’s another good one about infinite short wave radiation, as identified by Neil Armstrong, emanating from Mecca, extending beyond Mars, connecting the earthly Ka’ba to the celestial Ka’ba. This is a fact. It is scientifically proven. It is truth. There are studies. They published studies on this. Because it is a fact. Forgive me I’m in a fugue state. Mary had a little lamb it’s fleece was white as snow…
Energy vortices enabling miraculous walking are not restricted to Mecca. With my own eyes I have seen elderly crippled people casting aside crutches and wheelchairs and walking with great strength, having been healed in a wonderful way by a parking space with magical properties and a blue parking sticker.
Is anyone able to connect to the National Research Centre of Egypt where this fellow is said to be employed?
A hole in the magnetosphere at Ka’ba is converted to short-wave radiation?
Any idea how well this handles fusion reactions? Especially very short, intense ones?
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 01 13 at 12:25 PM • permalink#19 Dminor
And I challenge anyone to watch those MEMRI clips without shaking their heads.
My usual reaction to MEMRI video clips is “stunned disbelief”.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 01 13 at 01:03 PM • permalinkThe middle east has the magical magnetic energy! This means we get the oil, right?
Posted by Matt in Denver on 2007 01 13 at 01:06 PM • permalinkAlso, the stampedes have a good explanation now. Everyone there has so much energy that they just can’t control it, it’s like giving a bunch of 16 year olds F1 cars, it’s only a matter of time before they bang into something.
And I thought it was lame Saudi crowd control. I stand corrected, apparently.
Posted by Matt in Denver on 2007 01 13 at 01:12 PM • permalink#18, it’s an article of faith in Islam that Neil Armstrong converted to Islam after returning from the moon because he heard the cal to prayer up there. But the Zionist Crusader US government has suppressed this fact.
Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2007 01 13 at 01:17 PM • permalinkI take it that Qibla compasses must be a conspiracy to trick Muslims into praying in the wrong direction.
Posted by Bruce Rheinstein on 2007 01 13 at 01:54 PM • permalinkNo magnetic force in Mecca, eh? Wow!
Funny, the USGS says otherwise (PDF file, zoom into the Middle East). Of course, that chart is from 2000…...maybe a miracle took place since then. Yeah, that’s it!
(FYI, all youse science geeks, here are other magnetic charts. Or you can calculate your local magnetic declination here. Just some cool stuff!!!)
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 01 13 at 06:08 PM • permalinkThe thing I liked best about it is when the interviewer and the “Dr.” talked about how time should be measured from the latitude of Mecca and not that of Greenwich. Hello? You are talking about longitude, not latitude here. The two are 90 degrees from each other. What is this guy’s Doctorate in, Post-modern Literary Studies?
“Interviewer: Before the break, we talked to Dr. Abd Al-Baset about the centrality of Mecca, and about the importance of measuring time according to the latitude of Mecca, and not according to the latitude of Greenwich… Why is it?
“Abd Al-Baset Al-Sayyid: It has been proven that there is a certain discrepancy if we calculate it according to Greenwich. This discrepancy has been estimated as 8.5 minutes between the northern and southern hemispheres.”
I’ll bet these “scientific discoveries” were made by the same people who determined that women’s hair emits lascivious radiation that drives men wild with lust, thereby causing them to rape those women with uncovered hair (“uncovered catmeat” seems to be the technical term in the Muslim Religious Sciences, as we know from Sheikh Al-Hillbilly).
#1 Saltydog
“It is dangerous for such an ignorant people to have technology.”Truer words were never spoken.
Posted by Michael Lonie on 2007 01 13 at 10:29 PM • permalinkThat’s wonderful news, Tim. Will it also restore one’s penis that has been stolen by djinn over one’s cell phone?
Posted by andycanuck on 2007 01 13 at 10:39 PM • permalinkMethinks they constructed their measuring equipment with Meccano.
#35 Craig Mc
How do the mullahs make their fatwahs stay on the fridge?
Refrigerator magnets are haraam.
#36 Michael Lonie
The thing I liked best about it is when the interviewer and the “Dr.” talked about how time should be measured from the latitude of Mecca and not that of Greenwich. Hello? You are talking about longitude, not latitude here. The two are 90 degrees from each other. What is this guy’s Doctorate in, Post-modern Literary Studies?
Despite the fact that the rest of his “science” is utter hogwash, I’m willing to give the good Doctor the benefit of the doubt on that one, and assume a translation error.
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 01 13 at 11:11 PM • permalink“Abd Al-Baset Al-Sayyid: It has been proven that there is a certain discrepancy if we calculate it according to Greenwich. This discrepancy has been estimated as 8.5 minutes between the northern and southern hemispheres.”
A day trader with properly located terminals could become rich beyond dreams of avarice.
Science and Islam, together at last!. (Hat tip to The Simpsons).
Posted by Daniel San on 2007 01 14 at 01:26 AM • permalinkHmmmm.
Someone needs to contact this guy pronto.
They need someone of his caliber at Duke University.
Posted by memomachine on 2007 01 14 at 02:22 AM • permalinkAs long as our Muslim readers weren’t shocked, or you’d have to worry about battery against your person, egg.
Posted by andycanuck on 2007 01 14 at 12:07 PM • permalinkVery cool. I have no idea what magnetic declination is, of course, but it’s still quite cool.
Behold, Achillea, magnetic declination defined!!!!! Doubtless this is TMI*, but I offer it nonetheless.
Of course, I’m certain the fact that the magnetic declination at Mecca is low (2° 45’ E changing by 0° 3’ E/year) is used to justify the place as “magnetic free”.
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*: Too Much Information
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 01 14 at 04:27 PM • permalink
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We now have the answer as to why the Arab world is bereft of a Nobel Prize in any area of science.
It is dangerous for such an ignorant people to have technology.