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Tookie has taken his exit injection, Pookie faces a life sentence, Dookie is looking at an extended period of confinement, and Zookie the Bookie was removed by his own kind.

Posted by Tim B. on 12/14/2005 at 12:58 PM
  1. I like this Zookie better.  Just saying.

    Posted by Donnah on 2005 12 14 at 02:07 PM • permalink

  2. Damnit Donnah, you made me cry.

    Posted by FDC on 2005 12 14 at 03:21 PM • permalink

  3. Another of life’s comedians passed away today, cut down by Bushitler’s nazi stormtrouper Ober fuhrer ShwarzenHimmler.
    A gentle man who only killed four people by mistake and became in the last days of his tragic life - the darling of the Hollywood “elite”, the “Gays for palestine”, The ISM and all those humane American support groups.
    Thousands of enlightened White folk held candle light vigils during his last hours.
    What this execution will do to Shwartzenhimmlers european ratings is not known, but he is unlikely ever to collect the Cannes palme d’or award after the comdemnations of the enlightened “we are superior to Amerikkans” Eurolibs.
    these award is reserved for geniuses like Michael Moore and producers who divulge to the world the agonies of persecuted Palestinian Suicide bombers.
    The execution of “Tookie” (sounds like a cuddly koala no?) was an outrage which left many decent americans sobbing their hearts out for this gentle man nominated for a Nobel prize , a Black harold Pinter or perhaps a reborn Black Arafat fighting for justice!
    It is now obvious to all that only serial killers or pedophiles can write heart rendering meaningful,children’s books.
    They have truly experienced “life” unlike the limp wristed cafe latte crowds of the Sydney unintelligentsia for examole.
    And of course “Tookie” has paid back fully the family for the 120 bucks he stole from the man he shot dead in error.
    And another horror! The black community are said to be happy to see the end of him and have boycotted the vigils! how racist is that!
    well lets hope Richard Prior keeps you laughimg all the way to heaven, Tookie darling.
    No mercy was ever expected from the white supremacist -Conan the Barbarian
    Makes you wander if Bushitler did’nt have Prior executed on the sly too!

    Posted by davo on 2005 12 14 at 04:43 PM • permalink

  4. davo,
    1.  “Makes you wander if Bushitler did’nt have Prior executed on the sly too!”

    I’m sure one can find such conspiracy theories circulating, if one turns over enough rocks.

    2. It’s Amerikkka with three k’s.  Jeez man, as a RWDB you’re expected to get the spelling right.  Do you think you’ll get the lenience given to Margrok?

    Posted by Michael Lonie on 2005 12 14 at 04:57 PM • permalink

  5. Whichever direction you look - Ookie.
    It’s spookie.

    Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2005 12 14 at 05:07 PM • permalink

  6. I used only two Ks for leniency on the yanks. No point over guilding the lilly.
    And horror of horrors or joy of joys, whatever your poison - the Pentagon are saying that ISLAM is the PROBLEM!
    What next? the State dept declaring that jews Are OK!
    it’s at LGF
    Perhaps i should use only ONE K from now on.

    Posted by davo on 2005 12 14 at 05:13 PM • permalink

  7. And Michael, please excuse my ignorance.
    what’s an RWDB? some kind of earth moving equipment?

    Posted by davo on 2005 12 14 at 05:30 PM • permalink

  8. Davo, Congrats on PERFECT targeting.

    Posted by stats on 2005 12 14 at 05:46 PM • permalink

  9. RWDB stands for Right-Wing Death Beast, a term of endearment utilized playfully by Tim’s faithful readers to describe one another. Of course, you have to work your way up to full RWDB status; right now, as a very junior commenter, I am merely a Right-Wing Death Beast, Amoeba Class.

    Posted by paco on 2005 12 14 at 05:56 PM • permalink

  10. Dammit, Donnah, you made me cry too!

    As for the other Ookies… goodbye and good riddance.  Enjoy Hell.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 12 14 at 05:56 PM • permalink

  11. Thanks paco
    i realise i am still in the sub amoeba class. perhaps even as low as a ebola virus.
    Is’nt evolution a wonder!
    How many millions of years before i become a an enlightened self hating human being and wish it had never happened at all ?

    Posted by davo on 2005 12 14 at 06:06 PM • permalink

  12. Thanks for that Donnah.
    Good Zookie made my RWDB ‘fascist in training’ microtubules swell.

    Posted by monkeyfan on 2005 12 14 at 06:37 PM • permalink

  13. Errrr…Sorry if that sounded creepy.

    Posted by monkeyfan on 2005 12 14 at 06:39 PM • permalink

  14. How many millions of years before i become a an enlightened self hating human being and wish it had never happened at all ?

    When you have mastered the Compassionate Tilt of Head, davo.  Until then… toil within the nether reaches of RWDBdom.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 12 14 at 06:43 PM • permalink

  15. RWDBdom

    As opposed to Leftsub, perhaps…

    Posted by PW on 2005 12 14 at 07:44 PM • permalink

  16. What, no reference to Cookie Monster’s notorious crimes?  I mean surely he is solely responsible for obesity in children today…

    Posted by corvus on 2005 12 14 at 07:47 PM • permalink

  17. David Branch, also known as “David Dookie”

    Isn’t “Dookie” a turd?  Obviously David Branch is a turd, as he’s a bank robber.  I mean, isn’t dookie a word for turd?

    Posted by jic on 2005 12 14 at 08:58 PM • permalink

  18. jic-
    It’s the whole thing, regardless of size, shape, or number of individual pieces.

    Posted by Donnah on 2005 12 14 at 09:04 PM • permalink

  19. They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
    Mysterious and spooky,
    They’re all together ooky,
    The Addams Family.

    Their house is a museum
    Where people come to see ‘em
    They really are a scream
    The Addams Family.

    Posted by jpaulg on 2005 12 14 at 09:15 PM • permalink

  20. All I know, is that if I am ever imprisoned, I sure don’t want any nookie!

    Thank you, and goodnight.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2005 12 14 at 10:37 PM • permalink

  21. Meanwhile, Sookie Sookie Sookie Sookie is indifferent to
    Kabuki.

    Posted by tmciolek on 2005 12 14 at 10:47 PM • permalink

  22. #3 yeah you only have to look at Phatty Addams and his best friend in solitary.
    Er Addams family….

    Posted by crash on 2005 12 14 at 10:55 PM • permalink

  23. I kinda like Murray “the Camel” Humphreys, myself. I’m trying to understand what it is about Mr. Humphreys that qualifies him for this moniker. Does he go for days without a drink of water? Does he chainsmoke a certain brand of cigarette? Does he have a couple of humps on his back (if that is the case, why not call him Murray “Two Hump” Humphreys?) Does he have really sh*tty breath and a foul temper? Is he unimaginably ugly? Does he stick his head in the sand?

    Oh, wait, that’s Marsha “The Ostrich” Cavanaugh. She was found at the beach, suffocated.

    Posted by ekw on 2005 12 14 at 11:16 PM • permalink

  24. Paco, you sell yourself short. I would say that you are a Right-Wing Death Flatworm at the very least.

    Posted by ekw on 2005 12 14 at 11:20 PM • permalink

  25. And FDC, RebeccaH, and monkeyfan: thanks.

    Posted by Donnah on 2005 12 15 at 01:03 AM • permalink

  26. #17: “Dookie” is, indeed, a children’s word for “turd” (and an epithet occasionally used by partisans of N.C. State to describe Duke University).

    #24: No, no, really ekw, you do me too much honor. But no matter where one is in the food chain, it’s a great club. Just look at the honor roll: Tim Blair, Ozzie Kong of RWDB’s; Wronwright and McEnroe, Field Marshalls of RWDB’s Karlist Freikorps; RebeccaH, RWDB, Mata Hari Division; and Andrea Harris, the, er, Mother Theresa of RWDB’s (also know as the Cybernator - or is it Cybernatrix? - of Trolls).

    Posted by paco on 2005 12 15 at 07:03 AM • permalink

  27. But the man as well as being a four-time murderer was also a multiple Nobel peace-prize nominee!
    Knowing the Nobel committee’s track record, he probably would have won if the Yanks hadn’t jabbed him.

    Posted by Brian on 2005 12 15 at 07:19 AM • permalink

  28. Let me take this opportunity to let the Field Marshalls know:  Mata Hari Division needs a bigger wardrobe budget.  And some extra bolds.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 12 15 at 11:48 AM • permalink

  29. Brian

    Knowing the Nobel committee’s track record, he probably would have won if the Yanks hadn’t jabbed him.

    Are you kidding?  Now that we’ve jabbed him, he’s a cinch to win.  Oh it’ll be a sob-fest for the ages, next year’s Nobels, what do you bet?

    Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2005 12 15 at 12:57 PM • permalink

  30. Mata Hari Division needs a bigger wardrobe budget.

    These Orion dancing girl costumes are surprisingly expensive, given how little there is to them.

    Posted by Achillea on 2005 12 15 at 01:17 PM • permalink

  31. These Orion dancing girl costumes are surprisingly expensive, given how little there is to them.

    It’s all the non-lethal green paint.

    Posted by Rob Crawford on 2005 12 15 at 06:47 PM • permalink

  32. Meawhile, Mookie has retired twice and also apparently broken up, while Gookie still awaits his shot at the major leagues, Plookie is singing reggae in Estonia, and Throokie continue their feud.

    Posted by RRostrom on 2005 12 15 at 08:00 PM • permalink

  33. And a wookie sings you a carol…

    Posted by Wasabi on 2005 12 16 at 05:51 PM • permalink

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