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Tookie has taken his exit injection, Pookie faces a life sentence, Dookie is looking at an extended period of confinement, and Zookie the Bookie was removed by his own kind.
Another of life’s comedians passed away today, cut down by Bushitler’s nazi stormtrouper Ober fuhrer ShwarzenHimmler.
A gentle man who only killed four people by mistake and became in the last days of his tragic life - the darling of the Hollywood “elite”, the “Gays for palestine”, The ISM and all those humane American support groups.
Thousands of enlightened White folk held candle light vigils during his last hours.
What this execution will do to Shwartzenhimmlers european ratings is not known, but he is unlikely ever to collect the Cannes palme d’or award after the comdemnations of the enlightened “we are superior to Amerikkans” Eurolibs.
these award is reserved for geniuses like Michael Moore and producers who divulge to the world the agonies of persecuted Palestinian Suicide bombers.
The execution of “Tookie” (sounds like a cuddly koala no?) was an outrage which left many decent americans sobbing their hearts out for this gentle man nominated for a Nobel prize , a Black harold Pinter or perhaps a reborn Black Arafat fighting for justice!
It is now obvious to all that only serial killers or pedophiles can write heart rendering meaningful,children’s books.
They have truly experienced “life” unlike the limp wristed cafe latte crowds of the Sydney unintelligentsia for examole.
And of course “Tookie” has paid back fully the family for the 120 bucks he stole from the man he shot dead in error.
And another horror! The black community are said to be happy to see the end of him and have boycotted the vigils! how racist is that!
well lets hope Richard Prior keeps you laughimg all the way to heaven, Tookie darling.
No mercy was ever expected from the white supremacist -Conan the Barbarian
Makes you wander if Bushitler did’nt have Prior executed on the sly too!davo,
1. “Makes you wander if Bushitler did’nt have Prior executed on the sly too!”I’m sure one can find such conspiracy theories circulating, if one turns over enough rocks.
2. It’s Amerikkka with three k’s. Jeez man, as a RWDB you’re expected to get the spelling right. Do you think you’ll get the lenience given to Margrok?
Posted by Michael Lonie on 2005 12 14 at 04:57 PM • permalinkWhichever direction you look - Ookie.
It’s spookie.Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2005 12 14 at 05:07 PM • permalinkI used only two Ks for leniency on the yanks. No point over guilding the lilly.
And horror of horrors or joy of joys, whatever your poison - the Pentagon are saying that ISLAM is the PROBLEM!
What next? the State dept declaring that jews Are OK!
it’s at LGF
Perhaps i should use only ONE K from now on.Meanwhile, Sookie Sookie Sookie Sookie is indifferent to
Kabuki.I kinda like Murray “the Camel” Humphreys, myself. I’m trying to understand what it is about Mr. Humphreys that qualifies him for this moniker. Does he go for days without a drink of water? Does he chainsmoke a certain brand of cigarette? Does he have a couple of humps on his back (if that is the case, why not call him Murray “Two Hump” Humphreys?) Does he have really sh*tty breath and a foul temper? Is he unimaginably ugly? Does he stick his head in the sand?
Oh, wait, that’s Marsha “The Ostrich” Cavanaugh. She was found at the beach, suffocated.
#17: “Dookie” is, indeed, a children’s word for “turd” (and an epithet occasionally used by partisans of N.C. State to describe Duke University).
#24: No, no, really ekw, you do me too much honor. But no matter where one is in the food chain, it’s a great club. Just look at the honor roll: Tim Blair, Ozzie Kong of RWDB’s; Wronwright and McEnroe, Field Marshalls of RWDB’s Karlist Freikorps; RebeccaH, RWDB, Mata Hari Division; and Andrea Harris, the, er, Mother Theresa of RWDB’s (also know as the Cybernator - or is it Cybernatrix? - of Trolls).
Brian
Knowing the Nobel committee’s track record, he probably would have won if the Yanks hadn’t jabbed him.
Are you kidding? Now that we’ve jabbed him, he’s a cinch to win. Oh it’ll be a sob-fest for the ages, next year’s Nobels, what do you bet?
Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2005 12 15 at 12:57 PM • permalinkThese Orion dancing girl costumes are surprisingly expensive, given how little there is to them.
It’s all the non-lethal green paint.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2005 12 15 at 06:47 PM • permalinkMeawhile, Mookie has retired twice and also apparently broken up, while Gookie still awaits his shot at the major leagues, Plookie is singing reggae in Estonia, and Throokie continue their feud.
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I like this Zookie better. Just saying.