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PROUD PARENT OF A GITMO GRADUATE
Further from the Gold Coast Sun item mentioned earlier:
Mr Hicks said David, a Muslim convert, used his time in Guantanamo Bay to study Year 11 by correspondence, and was now finishing off Year 12 …
Mr Hicks said David was looking forward to getting out of jail, but was not unhappy about being in Yatala. “At least he isn’t being dragged out of bed at all hours of the day and night and flogged, like he was in Guantanamo Bay,” he said.
The kid’s done well to get so many study hours in, what with the round-the-clock beatings and all. Given his busy schedule, it’s a wonder Dave had time to eat so much.
Obviously that harsh unnatural light the other inmates were complaing about was just bookworm Dave burning the midnight oil, cramming for his exams.
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 10 09 at 03:34 AM • permalinkHicks was in Guantanamo for several years and he only finished studying one year of high school?
I can see why he didn’t manage it the first time around.
Posted by blandwagon on 2007 10 09 at 03:37 AM • permalink#3 IT, surely you jest - Midnight Oil?
Lights out is LIGHTS OUT!! in those fascist institutions.
Poor wee David was studying by the only light he could conjure - the flickering, smoky conflagration, page by excrutiating page, of that book left there just for that purpose.
No, not the Gideons, the other one…....
#3 burning the midnight oil…..Surely the Shadow Environment Minister won’t mind that sort of sacrifice to further the education of the poster child of the left?
Posted by Richard Sharpe on 2007 10 09 at 04:16 AM • permalinkInterrogator#1. “What is the value of pi?”
Dave, “I dont know, 10??”
Interrogator #1. “Wrong answer Dave”, pushes button marked nipples.
Dave “aaaaaargggh”
Interrogator #1. “What is it again Dave?”
Dave. “Whatever you want it to be, just stop the pain…”
Interrogator #1. ““Wrong answer again Dave, this is year 11 maths, it is comprised of facts, not things made up on the spot or to suit your interrogator”, Pushes nipples button again.
Dave"aaarrrgggh” thinks, “3.14159265”
Interrogator #1. “Good Dave, see facts will ease your pain, have a cream bun for a reward”
Dave, “mmmm yum”
Interrogator #1. That ends this section of the year 11 curriculum Ill hand over to my comrade now”
Interrogator #2. “Hello Dave Im your gender and wimmins issues instructor for yr 11…”
Dave “whimper….”And so it began…
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 10 09 at 05:06 AM • permalinkIf only his father had given Dawood a good flogging when he was young we would not be having this thread now.
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 10 09 at 06:18 AM • permalink“At least he isn’t being dragged out of bed at all hours of the day and night and flogged, like he was in Guantanamo Bay,” he said.
Terry Hicks must be missing all the attention and free meals he scored while pretending to be a caring father of young daiwoo hicks. So he cranks up the lies another notch.
Beaten and flogged? My estimation of Guantanamo just went up another notch. Now if they’d only hook that electrode machine back up…
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 10 09 at 08:17 AM • permalinkShift the time frame a few years, and that filthy POS Mo Dawood could have been the IED triggerman trying to kill our Diggers.
Why is this fucker still alive, much less well fed, clothed and picking what uni he will attend at taxpayers expense?
Sometimes I despair for my country.
Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2007 10 09 at 08:20 AM • permalinkUniversity of Melbourne, Griffith University and the University of Western Sydney will host a National Centre of Excellence for Islamic Studies to advance knowledge and understanding of Islam so Hicks will have a choice of universities that cater for his particular field of study.
There’s something disgusting about prisoners committing a crime and getting a free tertiary education, and people who have lived their lives adding to this country have to pay for their own, isn’t there?
Piss off Dawood, and start working in the kitchen to pay for it. Don’t eat the food though, you tub of lard.
#23 “Mohamed Atta’s old man kept saying his son had nothing to do with 9/11, he was still alive, in fact he just nipped out for a Pepsi and will be back in a minute, etc.”
Well, what’s he going to tell his old man, that he just stepped out for drinks and a lap dance at the Pink Pony? Islamist terrorists have to protect their reputations!
Posted by Bruce Rheinstein on 2007 10 09 at 01:07 PM • permalinkFlogged all hours, day and night?
As much pissing and moaning they do about what nasty assholes we Americans are, you’d think morons like Hicks peres and fils would figure out maybe they don’t want to mess with us. And then they could pass the word along to the rest of the pissers and moaners, but no.
Guess we’re just going to have to round up every single foreigner on Earth and stick them in Gitmo until they all get the message.
Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2007 10 09 at 01:09 PM • permalinkTrue, Surfmaster (Comment 15)
But how much better if, that night thirty -odd years ago in Adelaide, ‘ol Terry had given himself a good flogging instead of sharing biological material with Ma Dawood.
Posted by lex luthor on 2007 10 09 at 09:12 PM • permalinkHave to get Daddy Hicks one of those bumper stickers they sell at West Point: “My kid can beat up your Gitmo Honor Student.”
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 10 10 at 02:24 AM • permalink
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Next time we catch him, I do hope we are better at fulfilling his masochistic fantasies.