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QUOTES OF THE WEEK

The first is from Iraqi-Australian water engineer Hassan Janabi, recently returned to Iraq to help rebuild his homeland, during an interview with George Negus:

GEORGE NEGUS: How bad has it been for you personally, because, for those of us observing from afar it looks worse than ever at the moment. The violence has been on the increase since the election 700 people killed in the last month alone. It looks like a hell on earth.

HASSAN JANABI: It is a little less than a hell. I think it was a hell under Saddam.

Our second quote star is Associate Professor Judith Armstrong, a fellow of the Contemporary European Research Centre at Melbourne University. In Friday’s Age, Judith was all upset about recent EU voting patterns:

After the Republican triumph in the last US election, and the feeling that democracy was tumbling downhill towards some lowest common denominator, many began looking towards Europe to provide an alternative to US cultural domination.

But things didn’t turn out as Judith had wished:

In the event, a clear majority of the supposedly civilised French and Dutch populations have put fear and self-protection ahead of global balance.

Selfish monsters! They don’t deserve democracy:

If, as the adage goes, education is wasted on the young, it is tempting to wonder whether democracy is not wasted on voters.

Judith isn’t exactly young, but her education sure has been wasted. A water engineer is smarter.

(Via Attila the Pun and J.F. Beck; Armstrong also attracts the attention of Professor Bunyip.)

UPDATE. Several readers note Armstrong’s use of the phrase “education is wasted on the young”; never heard it myself, either, but it turns up more often than you’d expect. Reader Steve endured Armstrong’s attempts at education in the ‘80s, and ForNow examines the woman’s credibility as a Russian literary expert.

UPDATE II:

Last year, U.S. author and social critic Jeremy Rifkin wrote a best-selling book called “The American Dream” in which he predicted that the EU’s vision of the future would quietly eclipse the United States’.

Posted by Tim B. on 06/03/2005 at 12:15 PM
  1. it is tempting to wonder whether democracy is not wasted on voters.

    A perfect summation of academe’s regard for the common man. Absolutely perfect.

    Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2005 06 03 at 01:23 PM • permalink

  2. “Lowest common denominator”?

    Oh wait, that’s right: those darned proles and peasants just won’t vote the way their self-proclaimed betters want them too.

    I’m really broken up by that. Sincerely. *snicker*

    Posted by Patrick Chester on 2005 06 03 at 01:56 PM • permalink

  3. ...supposedly civilised…

    Huh?  This sounds like the “stoooopid Red Stater” mentality schtick last November.  God, lefties hate losing, and REALLY hate being wrong, don’t they?

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2005 06 03 at 02:01 PM • permalink

  4. I think that’s the first time I’ve ever seen anyone describe the EU as “ultra-democratic” while keeping a straight face.  At least I presume she kept a straight face and wasn’t giggling uncontrollably as she typed those words.

    Posted by Randal Robinson on 2005 06 03 at 02:05 PM • permalink

  5. The link to Judith isn’t working, but this one worked for me: http://www.austlit.com/a-list-a-e.html (scroll down a bit)

    She’s clearly old enough to remember the revelations of the horrors of Hitler, Stalin, Mengistu, Mao, and Pol Pot. As an associate lit professor in research on contemporary Europe, she should know of those things, hm? She obviously pays some sort of attention to her own appearance, as compared, for instance, to Margo K, but not such a distracting amount as to leave her in ignorance of the past century’s events. What kind of monster wants to strip Europeans of democracy simply because the Europeans won’t vote for “global balance,” i.e., won’t put above all their more serious concerns the solidifying of an EU as a counterweight to the USA?

    In the Australia Humanities Review at http://www.lib.latrobe.edu.au/AHR/emuse/russian/armstrong.html, she said ”...so much time was spent by so many Americans in recent years trying to undermine a so-called threat to world peace that simply went away all by itself.”

    She’s a ditzy globo-commie. The Soviet Union, for her, was no threat, but the USA, uh oh!! Judith, stick to your Tolstoy, your Dostoevsky, and your hair care.

    Posted by ForNow on 2005 06 03 at 02:36 PM • permalink

  6. Isn’t the old adage ‘Youth is wasted on the young?’

    I have never heard it with ‘Education’

    Posted by Kosmopolit on 2005 06 03 at 02:37 PM • permalink

  7. Is it really tempting to wonder, Judith?  Or is one simply distancing oneself from one’s opinions by not saying, “I think democracy is wasted on voters?”  Or, perhaps, is one just trying to sound refined and intellectual by using the third person indefinite, instead of just writing how one speaks?  Here’s an example one may be tempted to consider:  “Judith, I think you’re not nearly as smart as you think you are, and even further from smart enough to be able to advise us on how we ought to vote, govern ourselves, or even decide on which take-out to get tonight on the way home.”

    Posted by Tom on 2005 06 03 at 02:59 PM • permalink

  8. I posted a long one about Judith on the wrong thread here at Tim’s. Sorry! I Googled up some interesting things that she said when she was taken in by a phony-Ukrainian novelist Helen Darville a.k.a. Helen Demidenko. Russian lit expert Armstrong apparently mistook, for the voice of the great Russian literary tradition, the voice of modern Eastern European fascism.

    http://timblair.net/ee/index.php/weblog/comments/crucial_cultural_battleground_dominated/#45995

    Posted by ForNow on 2005 06 03 at 03:21 PM • permalink

  9. Well, of course.

    Engineers work with real things and have to make real things actually do other real things. In fact, they generally have to make them do so consistently and repeatably.

    That makes for a certain core level of cohesion to reality, unlike the political professoriate.

    Posted by Sigivald on 2005 06 03 at 03:44 PM • permalink

  10. A water engineer is smarter.

    A sanitation engineer is smarter.

    Posted by doolz on 2005 06 03 at 04:10 PM • permalink

  11. The professoriate never strove all-out for the consistency and repeatability, the reliability in processes, which the practically and productively knowledgeable seek naturally enough, but additionally the political professoriate (especially the humanities) has thrown away quite a bit of traditional stuff about aspiring to reality-based structural solidity and integrity of their ideas; it’s ironic that the post-modernists and their fellow travelers’ political alliance now calls itself the “reality-based community.”

    Posted by ForNow on 2005 06 03 at 04:20 PM • permalink

  12. OK so we have now established that Judith Armstrong hears voices - Stalin.

    He must be chuckling, useful idiots continue on all his good work.

    I like the bit about the “lowest common denominator”, not-so-young Judith must be horrified at the thought of sharing her vote with all those uneducated, uncivil and uncouth yobbos.  Come the revolution the Judiths of the world will be running the re-education camps, comrades.

    Posted by rog2 on 2005 06 03 at 04:33 PM • permalink

  13. If, contrary to the misquoted adage, education is not wasted on the young, one is tempted to wonder if tenured professors can recognize obvious non sequiters.

    Posted by Nathan on 2005 06 03 at 05:18 PM • permalink

  14. “Global balance”-“Atlas Shrugged”  Sorry.  Just couldn’t help myself.  Really I couldn’t.

    Posted by yojimbo on 2005 06 03 at 05:41 PM • permalink

  15. Judith Armstrong was my Russian Literature & Society lecturer in my first year at uni, way back in 1986 - basically at the beginning of glasnost and perestroika. Back then, she was convinced that Gorbachev was a fraud (correct, but not for the reasons she thought), glasnost and perestroika were flashes in the pan (ditto, mostly), and the 21st century would be the Soviet Century.

    If you think she was bad, the tutor was a guy called John Jirik, who downright detested Gorbachev and regarded Alexander Solzenitsyn as a traitor. I heard of him a few years later when he was in Moscow covering the uprising of the Russian Duma (under Ruslan Khasbulatov and Alexander Rutskoi) against Boris Yeltsin. For which media agency was John covering this momentous event - none other than CNN (the American al Jazeera)!

    Posted by steve68 on 2005 06 03 at 06:19 PM • permalink

  16. It occurs to me that when Judith Armstrong says that the adage says “education is wasted on the young,” she’s letting it slip that she recurrently fantasizes about the mature being brought to her for (re-)education. Judith Armstrong…international woman of fantasy.

    Posted by ForNow on 2005 06 03 at 06:58 PM • permalink

  17. Judith, I think the quote you wanted was “The People have spoken.  The bastards.”

    Posted by Carl H on 2005 06 03 at 07:25 PM • permalink

  18. Democracy is wasted on voters?  Does this idiot ever read what she writes?  Or is this, finally, an honest revelation of what leftists really think about democracy?

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2005 06 03 at 08:01 PM • permalink

  19. The woman is both incorrect and unlettered.  The quote is, “Youth is wasted on the young.”

    And money is wasted on SMH payrolls…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 06 03 at 08:40 PM • permalink

  20. #12, Rog2

    ‘Come the revolution the Judiths of the world will be running the re-education camps, comrades’.

    What do you mean ‘when’? they already run our ABC, our Universities, elements of our mainstream press, negotiate Government policies.

    Posted by Nic on 2005 06 03 at 09:20 PM • permalink

  21. And here I always thought the lowest common denominator of democracy was lawful government by the majority. Given her subsequent quote about democracy being wasted on voters, it’s certainly obvious why she has a problem with that lowest common denominator.

    BTW, how did she manage to be only an Associate Professor at age 70?

    Posted by PW on 2005 06 03 at 10:22 PM • permalink

  22. BTW, how did she manage to be only an Associate Professor at age 70?

    I’d guess they recognized her talents, and rewarded her thusly!

    Posted by rinardman on 2005 06 03 at 10:42 PM • permalink

  23. OT, but have to vent.

    Mike Carlton wrote a paragraph appearing to berate the unfair treatment Corby got, and then said he was referring to David Hicks, and referred to Corby hysteria.

    While some merely think Corby is guilty, others are positively relishing the fact that Corby has been unfairly treated, regarding it as a way to get back at Howard and Bush, just like some who rejoiced over Schiavo being killed as a way to get back at Bush (a vocal minority of those who supported Schiavo being killed, in fairness to the pro-killing group).

    Posted by Andjam on 2005 06 03 at 10:52 PM • permalink

  24. in fairness to the pro-killing group

    Wha…?, That’s not a phrase I ever thought I’d read.

    *boggled*

    Posted by Spiny Norman on 2005 06 03 at 11:01 PM • permalink

  25. #5 ” She obviously pays some sort of attention to her own appearance…”

    Not at all. This is obviously an old studio head shot with extensive use of the smart blur filter.

    Posted by walterplinge on 2005 06 03 at 11:17 PM • permalink

  26. “...he predicted that the EU’s vision of the future would quietly eclipse the United States’.”

    Well, sure, the EU’s vision of the future is superior to ours. They’ve got visions of superpower status, clean air, renewable energy, superb cradle-to-grave healthcare and tons o’ vacation time. Our vision of the future involves working hard, taking personal responsibility for our individual welfare, getting a nice house, getting a nice car we can afford the payments on, and not getting hit with a suitcase nuke.

    Their vision kicks ass compared to ours. Reality will be substantially different.

    Was that a way for Rifkin to weasel out of his inevitable wrongness, or just pisspoor writing and lazy editing?

    Posted by Dave S. on 2005 06 04 at 12:18 AM • permalink

  27. Wha…?, That’s not a phrase I ever thought I’d read.

    Which bit boggles you? That I’m interested in fairness, or that I’m not always in support of killing?

    Posted by Andjam on 2005 06 04 at 12:43 AM • permalink

  28. Well, in fairness, framing them as the “pro-killing” side isn’t fair to begin with.  Not that isn’t appropriate, though.

    Posted by Sortelli on 2005 06 04 at 01:04 AM • permalink

  29. Jeremy Rifkin, ‘..and social critic..’?? More like anti bio-tech crank!

    Fits into the story though - he’s never been right about anything in his professional career.

    Posted by rml on 2005 06 04 at 02:33 AM • permalink

  30. in which he predicted that the EU’s vision of the future would quietly eclipse the United States.

    a three-second analysis of the EU’s demographics would have dispensed of that idea. talk about retarded

    Posted by benson swears a lot on 2005 06 04 at 04:44 AM • permalink

  31. He was even wrong about their vision “quietly” eclipsing that of the States. You actually can’t shut up the EUrocrats.

    Posted by PW on 2005 06 04 at 05:28 AM • permalink

  32. Well, at least now EVERYONE can hate the French.

    Posted by Aging Gamer on 2005 06 04 at 05:56 AM • permalink

  33. I’m shattered.
    What are our lefties coming to?
    Not one single “hegemony” or “globalisation” to be seen.

    Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2005 06 04 at 08:43 AM • permalink

  34. Does this woman really mean to suggest that Republicans were the least common denominator in our 2000 elections? As if the vote was really split between Democrats and the Green Party, but everyone reluctantly settled on Republicans as some sort of unhappy compromise between those great warring factions?

    This would strain credulity if she was talking about the 2000 election; when discussing 2004 it’s simply untrue. But I don’t think that’s what she was trying to say, because I don’t think she has any idea at all what a least common denominator is.

    Posted by Nathan on 2005 06 04 at 12:45 PM • permalink

  35. bravo Hassan,absolutely.

    Posted by crash on 2005 06 04 at 12:58 PM • permalink

  36. “Life is wasted on the living.”
    - Zaphod Beeblebrox IV

    Incidentally, I’m not sure it’s inaccurate to describe Solzenitsyn as a traitor.  It seems odd, since we usually use the word negatively, but the connotation is really dependant on what one is a traitor to.

    Posted by sjens on 2005 06 04 at 11:24 PM • permalink

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