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RAY HITS TOWN

Achewood’s Ray Smuckles is in Sydney! Staying just down the road from me, as it happens.

Posted by Tim B. on 11/02/2007 at 07:25 AM
  1. Ray! Come to Melbourne! What’s in my bar is completely yours, and I know some decent lady cats in the area.

    I offer a bacon, egg, muffin and steak breakfast, and I promise I won’t try to sell you any dodgy products.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 02 at 07:33 AM • permalink

  2. I imagine you’re waiting with feverish anticipation your meeting Ray, aren’t you, Tim?...

    Such a friendly bloke, he is. (would love to record that conversation, could make a million…lol).

    Oh Tim, never mind the fact that you’ll have to go through three yards of shit, just to explain, “bloke”....Buwhaaaaaa!

    P.S. By some chance, should you hold a license to practice Real Estate…Shhhhhhh!.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 02 at 08:27 AM • permalink

  3. Ooh, it’s going to be a heavy consumption weekend in Sydney, methinks.

    Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2007 11 02 at 08:41 AM • permalink

  4. Alright Tim, time to confess.

    What’s your Fiesta Taco name?

    Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2007 11 02 at 08:42 AM • permalink

  5. There’s gonna be some fightin’ before the end of this trip; I can just feel it.

    Posted by harrison on 2007 11 02 at 08:54 AM • permalink

  6. Ray’s a wild man. Loved the article.

    Posted by paco on 2007 11 02 at 08:55 AM • permalink

  7. aaahhh!!!
    Not effing Fosters#*+$#@!

    I thought we wanted him to enjoy his stay?!?

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 11 02 at 08:57 AM • permalink

  8. #7 It’s sad Pogria, he’ll have to go to a hospital to have his stomach pumped if he drinks Fosters, but these foreign folk just won’t believe us when we say how terrible it is.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 02 at 09:10 AM • permalink

  9. Hey Tim,

    how come Ray’s not staying with you?

    All you need to provide is a clean litter tray and a couple of cans of Whiskas.

    Beats toast breakfast any day.

    Posted by Pogria on 2007 11 02 at 09:18 AM • permalink

  10. OH, Tim…You should know, BUT cartoon characters fight…ummmm, well a bit dirty.

    Since this is the case (and you may have already gathered) One of these, one of these, a couple of these, these (have to protect the hands you know…typing and all) and last but not least, definitely one of these.

    Ummmm, since you will wear the gloves, better bring a box of these to take notes with. Easier to grip, with the gloves on.

    I say this only for the fact, that a great many of us really do like you…:).

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 02 at 09:43 AM • permalink

  11. #7 & #8

    What’s with the Fosters?  Do they brew it differently down there?  I know the Fosters here is actually brewed in Canada and while it certainly isn’t the best beer going it’s okay in a pinch.

    Posted by Old Tanker on 2007 11 02 at 09:47 AM • permalink

  12. El Cid, yet again you show how much you care for others.

    Oi! Tim! I’ll provide the booze if I get to watch the fight!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 02 at 09:48 AM • permalink

  13. #11 Ok Old Tanker, I’ll try to explain it.

    Over here in Australia, we have a brewery known as the Carlton United Brewery (which, incidentally, is why I support Carlton in the AFL, amongst several other reasons). It makes some magnificent beers, of all different varieties. It’s beer has some real guts, and some of it may very well put hair on your chest (even if you’re female… I still have to shave).

    Foster’s is shit. It doesn’t taste good, in fact, it tastes somewhat like some evil person has gotten their hands on a light beer, tipped most of it out, and added water to make up the same volume. It’s atrocious. It’s weak, and it just tastes terrible. Now, you know you can tell the quality of a beer by the price it sells for in a pub. Foster’s is usually $2 to $3 cheaper than any other beer.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 02 at 09:54 AM • permalink

  14. 12 Ash_

    yet again you show how much you care for others.

    Ya…Thanks, my warm and fuzzy side, but don’t spread the word on that, please…:).

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 02 at 10:04 AM • permalink

  15. Marmold?
    Guess it’s better ‘n what Kevni spreads on his toast?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 02 at 10:10 AM • permalink

  16. #14 What warm and fuzzy side? I haven’t a clue what you’re talking about!

    I hope El Cid doesn’t hurt me! I’ll cook him dinner, clean up after him, climb that mountain of his, I just hope he doesn’t hurt me! lol.

    El Cid is the biggest hardarse around here. Don’t upset the guy, he can be real mean!

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 02 at 10:10 AM • permalink

  17. “tin your bits”?

    That’s a new one.

    Posted by mojo on 2007 11 02 at 10:15 AM • permalink

  18. #13 Ash_

    I’ve certainly heard of Carlton, I remember this commercial  When my sister and her husband went to Australia my brother-in-law said he never even tried the Fosters ‘cause the bartenders wouldn’t even sell it to him!!  I never seen any of your beers here but we’ve been seeing a lot more of your wine over the past few years…...

    Posted by Old Tanker on 2007 11 02 at 10:16 AM • permalink

  19. BTW, Tim, a word to the wise:
    DON’T mention Ray’s dad. Just don’t.

    Posted by mojo on 2007 11 02 at 10:16 AM • permalink

  20. #18 Mate, if you’ve seen the Carlton Draught (it’s not that great to drink) ad, you’re on top of the world. Best beer ad I’ve ever seen.

    Fosters, I’m not surprised they wouldn’t sell it to him! They don’t usually have it on tap.

    Look for anything “Carlton”. Then I’ll tell you the funniest secret of all behind Fosters and Carlton.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 02 at 10:23 AM • permalink

  21. #18 I shouldn’t be cruel. Fosters (poo! poo! spit!) bought out CUB, but still operate under CUB (but as Carlton and United Beverages).

    Thankfully, Fosters didn’t have the Fosters effect on the Carlton brand. The Carlton brand can still be relied upon for the proper drunkening (as my 21st birthday stands testament to).

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 02 at 10:28 AM • permalink

  22. 16 Ash_

    El Cid is the biggest hardarse around here. Don’t upset the guy, he can be real mean!

    Well…ummmm, gee…Thanks for waving a red flag in the faces of the OTHER Toro’s here.

    Now I know what Henry McCarty*, (Billy The Kid’s REAL name) felt like prior to Pat (hate to use the last name, but) Garrett killing him….:).

    *a fellow New Yorker.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 02 at 10:32 AM • permalink

  23. #22 Geeze, El Cid, what makes you happy?

    Don’t say he’s a bad guy

    El Cid is so sweet, and loving… Ash, dammit, don’t say that!!!

    Don’t say he’s a good guy

    El Cid is the biggest hardarse around here. Don’t upset the guy, he can be real mean.

    Dammit Ash! Now I’m a freaking target! Thanks!

    What does make you happy?!!! LOL.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 02 at 10:38 AM • permalink

  24. 23 Ash_

    To tell you the truth, your to far away, to tell you the truth…lol.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 02 at 10:42 AM • permalink

  25. SHIT! PISS! DAMN!

    you’re...NOT your.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 02 at 10:44 AM • permalink

  26. SHIT! PISS! DAMN!

    I mean…well gosh, shucks, darn…

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 02 at 10:47 AM • permalink

  27. #26 Do you ever get the feeling the Democrats just don’t want you to talk and feel familiarity with people? lol.

    Posted by Ash_ on 2007 11 02 at 10:49 AM • permalink

  28. 27 Ash_

    The Democrats, can go shit in their hats…lol.

    Save one…Senator Joseph Isadore Lieberman, Connecticut.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 02 at 11:11 AM • permalink

  29. OT I know but,


    Vote Tim Blair best blog in Oz!

    2007 weblog awards!!!

    Vote daily,

    Posted by hollingshead on 2007 11 02 at 11:21 AM • permalink

  30. #29: Thanks for that link, H. I just voted for Tim. He’s currently in second place behind something called ICiNG (whatever that is). Let’s close the gap! Tim Blair for Prime Minister of the Australian Blogosphere! A vote for Tim means lower blog taxes, a strong blog defense and free blog beer!

    Posted by paco on 2007 11 02 at 11:35 AM • permalink

  31. 29

    To echo, Paco (gee, that sounds weird) I too have voted for Tim…Tim has slipped to third place now…Let’s get going Blair’ites.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 02 at 11:42 AM • permalink

  32. # 30
    Free beer! things are better than I thought paco.

    Hopefully Tim can put a thread up letting people know he’s in the running, or if he wins will they take away his blogging medals?

    :)

    Posted by hollingshead on 2007 11 02 at 11:44 AM • permalink

  33. PS I’d like to take the blame for nominating him too.

    Posted by hollingshead on 2007 11 02 at 11:47 AM • permalink

  34. #15
    Unless he’s been licking the spread off his toes ...

    Guess Kevni has a different meaning to waxing down he’s bored ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 02 at 11:47 AM • permalink

  35. Tim is so cool, he can single-handedly end global warming.

    The Nobel Foundation is considering adding a “Funny Posts” prize to its awards in peace, science, literature and economics. Since Tim will always win it, the medal is being struck with his picture on it.

    Lefty bloggers are so afraid of Tim’s impending victory, that they’re desperately seeking anonimity in that French Foreign Legion of the blogosphere, Webdiary.

    If Tim wins, David Hicks has said that he’ll apply for asylum in Guantanamo.

    VOTE TIM BLAIR!

    Posted by paco on 2007 11 02 at 12:21 PM • permalink

  36. Having just arrived in Sydney from Cairns, I mistakenly ordered a XXXX and was quickly informed by the server that XXXX is a “Queensland beer” NOT available here in the sophisticated south.  You’d have thought I had said her mother wore combat boots.

    I quickly responded, “What do you prefer?” and ordered that.  All was well thereafter.

    Posted by Jon J on 2007 11 02 at 12:23 PM • permalink

  37. Peter Garrett (right), contemplates a Tim Blair victory.

    Posted by paco on 2007 11 02 at 12:33 PM • permalink

  38. As of 12:48 (DST, Eastern U.S.), Tim was ahead. Let’s pad that lead!

    Posted by paco on 2007 11 02 at 01:13 PM • permalink

  39. Alright, I voted…..where’s my beer?

    Posted by Old Tanker on 2007 11 02 at 01:51 PM • permalink

  40. I just put Tim back in the lead.

    I also vote that Ray Smuckles visit more often.

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 11 02 at 02:16 PM • permalink

  41. Old Tanker

    Alright, I voted…..where’s my beer?

    Well for damn sure DO NOT order the xxxx beer that Jon J did.

    36 Jon J

    Having just arrived in Sydney from Cairns, I mistakenly ordered a XXXX and was quickly informed by the server that XXXX is a “Queensland beer” NOT available here in the sophisticated south.

    Christ, I can’t believe that. Sounds like OZ has the fine makins’ of a Civil War…:).

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 02 at 02:19 PM • permalink

  42. #10, El cid
    Tim doesn’t need all that - he has Trixi, his loyal and cherished assistant, to keep all at bay.
    Don’t make her put on the cute gold lame stilletto ankle boots with the steel toes!

    Posted by missred on 2007 11 02 at 02:22 PM • permalink

  43. voted!

    Posted by missred on 2007 11 02 at 02:27 PM • permalink

  44. 42 missred

    Don’t make her put on the cute gold lame stilletto ankle boots with the steel toes!

    Terribly sorry. If you don’t mind me asking, when did the amputations, occur?

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 02 at 02:33 PM • permalink

  45. Har-e-mite…

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 11 02 at 04:18 PM • permalink

  46. Paco yojimbo TRJS Old Tanker RebeccaH wronwright

    You guys around? Scroll down just a tad under the B2..

    Theo Spark

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 02 at 04:44 PM • permalink

  47. #46: Awesome!

    Posted by paco on 2007 11 02 at 04:57 PM • permalink

  48. How in the HELL, is that done?

    errrmmm…The Beast Of Hillary, that is.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 02 at 05:09 PM • permalink

  49. #46 cid

    Saw that over there earlier….almost as scary as the real thing!!!

    so is XXXX beer better than Foster’s??

    ducks flying beer mugs

    Posted by Old Tanker on 2007 11 02 at 09:23 PM • permalink

  50. #34
    Kevimite?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 02 at 09:34 PM • permalink

  51. Old Tanker…

    That’s for fucking sure. Hildebeast.

    Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 02 at 09:36 PM • permalink

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