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Lookin’ good, Habib:
Former Guantanamo Bay detainee turned independent state candidate Mamdouh Habib yesterday launched his political campaign - by littering ...
Before speaking to the media he stubbed the cigarette out with his foot, leaving the butt on the ground.
He then went on to say voters had no business knowing what he was up to while he was in Afghanistan ...
Mr Habib’s campaign manager Raul Bassi said Mr Habib did not have a major backer but admitted they were linked to the Socialist Alliance political party.
But of course.
I think he is being a bit hasty. Could he not wait for his running mate and comrade Mohamad Dawood to get back. It would at least go a little further to helping the ALP. Whew, how much more desparate can the left be getting? Then again, with a bit of luck, we won’t be seeing good ol’ Dawood back here in the near future.
Is it just me, or does he look like a Miami gangster setting up a dope deal?
Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 02 03 at 12:24 PM • permalink“Hey meester, how much for the leettle girl?.”
Posted by Daniel San on 2007 02 03 at 01:42 PM • permalinkGive the guy a break, he just saw the remake of Miami Vice.
Naw. He’s a huge David Caruso fan and desperately wants a role on “CSI: Miami”.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2007 02 03 at 03:18 PM • permalinkDidn’t his spin-doctors tell him that smoking that evil weed tobacco is a big turn of to the voting public??
Lets look at the reasons that we should not vote for this chap:
He is barely literate and inarticulate.
He is at the very least an idiot but at worst he is a supporter of the Jihadists.
He is a smoker and a Litterbug…what a bad example for the children
Finally he is stupid enough to let the Socialist Alliance use him as a front man…I love the fact he’s just shat on potential supporters by telling them what he was doing in Afghanistan is none of their business.
Way to go, Mamdouh. Treat the voters with the contempt you so obviously feel and show them how little you really think of them.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 02 03 at 05:57 PM • permalinkI would like to thank the photographer for framing this picture perfectly; just capturing his essence with the word “terrorism” nicely placed and inverting its context.
More importantly, does anyone know if this guy is still on a disability support pension? If so is his declaration of candidacy taken to mean that he is fit for work?
#17, captain. Being a front man for the Socialist Alliance can’t really be called work so I think his disability pension is safe.
Let him run, I say. Let’s all go along to his meetings and ask the hard questions. Even the Australian media might be prepared to follow through - surprisingly, he’s not even their favourite poster boy!
Rob Crawford, no one equals my seething hatred for David Caruso, not even Mamdouh Habib.
Geez. The guy’s Shatner reborn, but why hate him?
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2007 02 03 at 07:00 PM • permalink#21 We not allowed to ask.
You know, not allowed to ask a potential representative of the people what he was doing in a war zone. Of course, if he was visiting our troops to give them moral support, then fair enough, so why doesn’t he say so?Geeze. I was thinking of moving to one of his suburbs just so I could vote against him….
12. At least he hasnt done this…..yet.
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 02 03 at 07:58 PM • permalinkIt will be interesting to see how many (or few) votes this spiv manages to gather.
A good indicator of the level of support for terrorist takeover within his “community”.
Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2007 02 03 at 08:17 PM • permalinkHe looks like Manuel from Fawlty Towers.
‘is not rat! is hamster!’Is this grub still on a disability pension?
Posted by curious george on 2007 02 03 at 08:39 PM • permalinkA muslim man with no beard? What an infidel! I’ll not vote for him until he has a full sized Ned Kelly. Castro certainly puts him to shame.
He has been pushing the “there are no terrorists in Australia, so we don’t need the anti-terror laws.”
You know, this may just give the useless, disorganised, NSW Liberals a boost.
Go! Mamdouh Go!
Mamdouh Habib scrounging for votes at the mardi gras
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 02 04 at 04:10 AM • permalinkMamdouh 2:Electric Boogaloo.
Hilarity ensues over at MV.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 02 04 at 04:17 AM • permalinkOK youseguys, I’m givin’ the orders ‘round here.
Any voters roll up who looks like votin’ for t’opposition, shoot ‘em.
Any of the opposition show up, shoot ‘em.
Any workers for the other candidates roll up, shoot ‘em.Eh, what’s that? Whatcha mean prick this is Australia and we don’t fuckin’ shoot the other parties? Are you fuckin’ stoopid or somethin’?
The “muslim village” forum:
“Mamdoo is abdad haram for smoking d00d, no brother does diplip in the wakwa without fagdilpa! He is plopdob in teh ummah.
Blah blah blah . . . akbag, dribble. . . .”
I sincerely hope these village idiots are either too illiterate to register a vote or are illegal aliens.
Remind me again why they are here in Oz?
Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2007 02 04 at 07:17 AM • permalinkEgg nails it.
Mamdouh-two bob spiv and wannabe gangsta shithead.Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2007 02 04 at 10:01 AM • permalinkSocialist alliance eh? I can’t wait for him to publically reconcile his religion’s views on abortion, homosexuality and women’s rights with those of the Socialist alliance. Of course I’m sure that, like his activities in Afghanistan, is none of our business.
Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2007 02 04 at 01:14 PM • permalink#48. Bravo MM, not to mention ciggies. Seen the price of a pack of those lately?
Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2007 02 04 at 01:15 PM • permalink“interesting that a guy on the sick with a family to support can afford ray bans, a big pinky ring & a nice mobile phone”
Your tax dollar at work. Welcome to the welfare state.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 02 04 at 03:11 PM • permalink“He then went on to say voters had no business knowing what he was up to while he was in Afghanistan ...”
I’m sure he was there for the great downhill skiing.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 02 04 at 04:14 PM • permalinkVOTE ONE FOR ‘ONE CALIPHATE’
Not the most obvious candidate to run on an antiracism and multiculturalism platform given that he threw his hat in with the people who blew up the Bamyan Buddhas.
Clearly someone thinks that their onto an earner here and that they’re gonna ‘recoup’ a pile of ‘election expenses’ from the taxpayer.
Now lets see, there are about 48,000 voters in the electorate. And if you pull 4% of the vote the Commonwealth hands you $ 1.94 per vote no questions asked. So if he pulls 11% he’ll walk away with ten grand tax-free.
Not much you might say but when your only source of income is spurious litigation and the Lebanese Back Payments Scheme, every bit helps.
I read that the number of Muslims in the Auburn electorate is about 22% - a bit higher than Bankstown or Lakemba. That’s men, women and children. With comparatively larger families the average age of this community is much lower and therefore Muslims would make up significantly less than 22% of those on the electoral roll.
Meanwhile, Labor holds the seat by a margin of 26.5%.
So if we make two false assumptions: one, that every Muslim voted on mass for Labor at the last election, which they didn’t, and two, every Muslim will vote on mass for One Caliphate at the next election, which they won’t, the ALP will still comfortably win the primary vote.
Now if Sussex Street gets nervous and brings out the dirt file we’ll have some seriously good reading to look forward to.
Stay tuned for some agro between rival ‘Muslim candidates.’
I reckon all that malarkey about the ‘Ghan and Gitmo was Habs blowing smoke up the arse of his missus and the beancounters at Centrelink- she’d have dobbed him in to the Imam, and he’d have had his pension (among other things) cut off if it came out he was really in LA making stick movies.
Could do him some good with the pervie demographic though come election time, vote 1 Hedgehog!
he was really in LA making stick movies.
Oh, c’mon.
Camels and goats might have him, if they were slaughtered immediately afterwards and sold to the next village , but surely no woman would have him.#59. Not if she were given the choice, Mike.
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 02 05 at 05:33 AM • permalink
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This picture is the most trustworthy look I have ever seen from ol’ Mamdouh.