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THAT’S CLASS

His attacker didn’t omit the possessive apostrophe.

Posted by Tim B. on 10/02/2006 at 11:52 AM
  1. Reminds me of a story relayed to me by a mate at The Courier Mail a few years back.  He was listening to police radio and heard a description of a suspect.  Apparently they were looking for an escapee who happened to be a mad Brisbane Broncos supporter.  So mad, in fact, that he’d decided to tattoo the name of his favourite team on his own forehead.  Sad enough, but the stupid git had applied the tattoo whilst looking in teh mirror and ended up walking around with SOCNORB on his face.

    Posted by murph on 2006 10 02 at 12:08 PM • permalink

  2. There’s no proofreading with tattoos.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2006 10 02 at 12:17 PM • permalink

  3. Yes, the prison authorities are stumped as there are no Oxford dons currently incarcerated in that section of the prison.

    Posted by andycanuck on 2006 10 02 at 12:18 PM • permalink

  4. I’m surprised the prison tatooist didn’t underline each word and add a few exclamation points for full effect.

    At the very least, a really deep full-stop.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 10 02 at 12:25 PM • permalink

  5. #1, murph:

    I wonder if he “gets it” when folk point and laugh. After all, every time he looks in the mirror, it’ll be spelled right.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2006 10 02 at 01:22 PM • permalink

  6. At the very least, a really deep full-stop.

    Like with a ball-peen hammer?

    Posted by ErnieG on 2006 10 02 at 01:48 PM • permalink

  7. Slightly O/T but relevant, more or less.

    The new front in the moronocracy campaign of social/cultural degeneration is in the attempt to “normalize” child molestation by using the same organizational alliances, rhetoric and tactics they used to “normalize” the P4 (Peter Puffing Pooter Poker) abomination.

    There’s even a PC term for it: “Inter-generational Intimacy”.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2006 10 02 at 01:50 PM • permalink

  8. Too bad they can’t do that to every pedophile as part of his sentence.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 10 02 at 02:27 PM • permalink

  9. I’m very impressed with this prison population—meting out justice in a grammatical way. Sounds like the basis for a Broadway musical.

    Posted by Shaky Barnes on 2006 10 02 at 02:30 PM • permalink

  10. This is something i’d like to see more often. I mean, not pedophiles, but the public humiliation thereof.

    Posted by trexkilla on 2006 10 02 at 03:54 PM • permalink

  11. Does this mean that he’s been sentenced twice for the same crime?

    Posted by andycanuck on 2006 10 02 at 04:11 PM • permalink

  12. Sorry, andycanuck, while the phrase is grammatically correct, that’s not a complete sentence.

    Therefore, he was sentenced only once.  ;-P

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 10 02 at 05:17 PM • permalink

  13. Grimmy, the man can’t help it if his partner is age-challenged.

    Seriously, I hope that tattoo can’t come off. This man should have his oxygen privileges suspended.

    Posted by Dminor on 2006 10 02 at 05:41 PM • permalink

  14. More about prison tattoos.  A woman that our company hired from a prison half-way house told us about the first tattoos she got when she got to Purdy (the women’s prison). 

    (The state’s department of corrections is called the “DOC” by everyone connected to it.) 

    She got a “D” tattooed on one butt-cheek, and a “C” on the other butt-cheek.  That way, when she was told to bend over, the guard would see “DOC” staring back at them.

    Posted by David Crawford on 2006 10 02 at 06:01 PM • permalink

  15. Good idea Rebecca. There’s the rest of his head; could even make up a paragraph.

    (Well that bloody JeffS stole my original joke.)

    Posted by Henry boy on 2006 10 02 at 06:17 PM • permalink

  16. And then there was the grammerian who was shanked in the gut while serving time. He had to finish his sentence with a semi-colon.

    Posted by triticale on 2006 10 02 at 07:23 PM • permalink

  17. triticale, the end of all prisoners have colons.

    Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 10 02 at 08:40 PM • permalink

  18. His attacker didn’t omit the possessive apostrophe.

    A properly placed apostrophe? That would rule Margo out as a suspect.

    Posted by Bruce Rheinstein on 2006 10 02 at 08:57 PM • permalink

  19. One day I hope to have an apostrophe.

    Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 10 02 at 09:10 PM • permalink

  20. Where are the anti-torture sycophants on this one? Why are incarcerated terrorists to be accorded more protection than our own incarcerated citizens? When the state takes custody of a man, depriving him of his ability to defend himself or even care for himself, it must take responsibility for his safety. Yes, his crime was reprehensible. But he was not sentenced to mutilation. This cavalier attitude toward and passive encouragement of (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) violence within our penal system is immoral and should be a national shame. Instead, we’re proud and arrogant about it. That’s sad.

    Posted by nofixedabode on 2006 10 02 at 09:30 PM • permalink

  21. I think we can rule out as suspects any of the apparently burgeoning number of Muslim converts in prisons as well.

    After all, the lord and master to whom they submit with their asses in the air was an avowed and documented paedophile.

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 10 02 at 09:56 PM • permalink

  22. Good point!

    Posted by nofixedabode on 2006 10 02 at 10:21 PM • permalink

  23. nofixedabode:

    The only way that prisoners would be kept from harming or manipulating other prisoners (and sometimes guards too) would be to lock them all up in solitary, from the first day until the day of their release, and never let them mix.

    And, btw, it is weakness and/or fearfulness and/or dumbassedness that will cause an inmate to be unable to defend himself, not “the state”.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2006 10 02 at 11:49 PM • permalink

  24. The only way that prisoners would be kept from harming or manipulating other prisoners (and sometimes guards too) would be to lock them all up in solitary, from the first day until the day of their release, and never let them mix.

    Works for me.

    And, btw, it is weakness and/or fearfulness and/or dumbassedness that will cause an inmate to be unable to defend himself, not “the state”.

    Right. One guy can’t fend off a mob because he’s weak/fearful/dumb. Does your reasoning apply to all violent situations, or just lockup? “It’s the victim’s fault!!!” sounds a lot like the reasoning of those whom we’re fighting.

    Posted by nofixedabode on 2006 10 03 at 12:19 AM • permalink

  25. no, my reasoning comes from having most of the male members of my family involved in guarding convicts. Prisons are one of the major “industries” where I live.

    In order to be in the sights of a mob an inmate would have to do something dumbass to draw attention to himself.

    If a man keeps his mouth shut, minds his own business and “works his own program” then he’ll be just fine. If he’s weak, craven, cowardly, stupid and/or easily manipulated, he’ll get turned out and put to work for other’s profit.

    It aint a hella lot different than in the world outside prison.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2006 10 03 at 12:36 AM • permalink

  26. Sorry to hear that. Maybe someday a compassionate society will act to reverse the damage your family has suffered.

    Posted by nofixedabode on 2006 10 03 at 01:04 AM • permalink

  27. LOL what a crock.
    Every part of that study is bullshit built upon idiocy.

    Prison guards are trained, supervised and go home when not on shift.

    There is nothing in that study that even approximates reality.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2006 10 03 at 01:13 AM • permalink

  28. I should probably say Correctional Officers instead of prison guards. My little brother gets all bent out of shape every time I screw that particular pooch.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2006 10 03 at 01:16 AM • permalink

  29. #26- that study may have had some validity if the sample rounded up contained mostly chemically-dependants, psycopaths, professional arseholes and perverts, then it might be representative of the general prison population. Not too many whitebread college boys wind up in the hoosegow unless they were dumb enough to be caught fiddling the till/tax or were Nixon staffers, and even then it’s usually off to Club Fed.

    I know plenty of screws, and none of them are fucked up- they see they’ve been doing a necessary job of keeping predators and human chancres seperated firstly from the general population and secondly from each other whenever possible; if there’s a bit of close contact and one comes unstuck, stiff shit.

    Posted by Habib on 2006 10 03 at 02:35 AM • permalink

  30. MM-19

    One day I hope to have an apostrophe.

    What?!?  I thought it was lost in that “shocking tractor accident”?

    Posted by 68W40 on 2006 10 03 at 11:48 AM • permalink

  31. nofixedabode-I show “the Stanford Prison experiment” every semester in my intro to Sociology course.  It’s mainly about the way that our role overtakes us, but there are a couple of key points that must be spelled out: those guys did not have the advantage of institutional experience to guide them where a regular prison guard would.  They were making it up on the fly and most of what they did was petty BS (making the prisoners do push-ups or humiliating them in some way, anyone who has been to boot camp has seen worse) which broke a couple of the pampered middle class kids who had the role of prisoner because they were not used to not being in control of their lives.  I have had to teach classes out at the local prison and it is nothing like Dr. Zimbardo’s experiment, and none of the guys in my classes (your tax dollars at work) were in there for singing too loud in the church choir.

    Posted by 68W40 on 2006 10 03 at 11:58 AM • permalink

  32. It’s significant that ‘Katie’ was done in green. Green is one of the hardest tattoo colours to erase using the laser removal technique. Now that’s real class.

    Posted by JAFA on 2006 10 03 at 12:17 PM • permalink

  33. I took another look at the pic of that child raping and murdering twitch with the face tat.

    Looks like he has tried to remove it himself by scrubbing with salt. Look at how raw the skin is on his forehead and some spots where the skin is worn through and scabbed.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2006 10 03 at 12:37 PM • permalink

  34. Imagine having to have Prince Valiant bangs for the rest of your life.

    FWIW, I lost my apostrophe to a very nice girl when I was 16.  I remember it fondly.

    Posted by Winger on 2006 10 03 at 01:14 PM • permalink

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