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Bill Clinton has been out-manoeuvred by 13-year-old Carlos Rodriguez.
Never stopped him feeding “salty snacks” to the female interns.
Posted by surfmaster on 2006 10 09 at 08:45 AM • permalinko/t A Yank wins the Nobel Prize for Economics…
Medicine, Chemistry, Physics, Economics…
USA 4 World 0
Youse MerriKKKunts r sooo DUM!!!
Literature is Thursday and Peace is Friday. I’m backing Oriana Fallaci and Don Rumsfeld. However, if were a betting man I’d put it on Antony Lowenstein and Kim Jong Il.
O/T
A barking moonbat shows his grasp of economics. Tim Robbins in the Austalian, usual crap, difrent day.
“According to Robbins, one of The Actors’ Gang’s greatest strengths is that it has remained a not-for-profit collective.”
Yup, Im sure he prefers it that way….
Rest of his crap
http://tinyurl.co.uk/g8z0Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 10 09 at 09:23 AM • permalinkSo, instead of “ridin’ dirty”, all the cool teens will be “eatin’ dirty”?
Expect a huge spike in the illegal trafficing of twinkies, ding-dongs and ho-hos, the new “gateway” foods.
Posted by Tex Lovera on 2006 10 09 at 09:29 AM • permalinkThat leaves the lefties with three fall-back strategies: put the kiddies into government run education camps: legislate the naughty foods out of existence; or take all of our money off us.
On the legislative front, New York city’s mayor has already
got the ball rolling.Bills fast food promise.
“theres a little bit of me in every mouthfull”
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 10 09 at 09:44 AM • permalinkThe concluding lines from the linked blog:
“Kids will buy what they want,” he said. “We just stop by the bodega on the way home.”
That leaves the lefties with three fall-back strategies: put the kiddies into government run education camps: legislate the naughty foods out of existence; or take all of our money off us. We all know deep down they really want the trifecta.
What he said.
I’m getting so goddamn tired of these fucking fascist baby-boomers. When they were kids they did anything they goddamn wanted, broke all the rules, shattered all the taboos, took every drug, fucked like bunnies, stuck it to “the Man” at every opportunity.
Now they’re in power and it’s smoking bans, tobacco-company ad bans in motorsports, zero-tolerance policies in schools, trans-fat bans, sexual-harassment extremism, cracking down on teens and college kids for transgressions of every kind that differ not one iota from what they were doing in the ‘60s and ‘70s… Good God, this seems like the most repressive generation since Cotter Mather’s.
Aside from better varieties of foods and beers, I can’t think of a damn thing this generation deserves credit for.
Baby-boomers on this blog excepted, of course. ;-)
If it throws a few extra dollars into the pockets of the owners of small bodegas this might be a good deal. Better there than into the maw of the New York city school system.
Posted by David Crawford on 2006 10 09 at 10:32 AM • permalinkC’mon Murph.
We both know Kofi will get the prize for Peace,just as war appears imminent.
You know it makes sense…
Mediawitch Nanny Attard tonight brought the full weight of the nation’s public broadcaster into play against..
Sportsbet,Cadability,The Wanneroo Times and the Frazer Island Chronicle.
Andhowsheenjoyedeveryminuteoftheritualhumiliation.
They should have known better than to PLAGIARISE Red Kezza..or resort to a peek at Wikipedia.
There was even a (GASP) PLASTIC CROCODILE.
O Nanny you’re such a hoot..HooteNanny.
The Beeb must be hard up for talent too,using a bespectacled,wizened,stooped,pockmarked and prosy presenter name of Peter Taylor.
A man of few talents and less charm but knows how to lick his master’s boots.
The “so called” war on terror was dragged out of the bbc antiwar chest,Gen Ali Shukri an advisor from Jordan was present,Michael Scheuer from C.I.A.,Pat Amura.
A number of men of No Appearance appeared all of whom had been “radicalized,ensnared,“drawn in,etc against their wills,apparently.
Cliches..
THIS is Ground Zero,a metaphor for the War on Terror.
The CHAOS of Iraq through a Washington telescope..
A French Jihardi described English and Americans as a “bunch of poofs” (sub titles).
Asks the wife of a jailed French failed suicide recruit “and was he making a bomb?”
She said that if you decided not to be a suicide bomber and were in the pipeline you had to demonstrate your committment by offering to target somewhere in Europe.
Embarrassingly naive,this “reporter” asked himself gravely…“Is there another approach? How about TALKING to Al Quaeda..
Governments have TALKED to terrorists before..”
His interviewees (falling about laughing I bet) were only too happy to encourage him on this line of thought,responding most positively.America started a dialogue with “so called"terrorists,after all.
I cringed as he asked the Military person in charge U.S in Iraq…“Do you believe in a dialogue with Al Quaeda?”
and again the same question to the U.K. Police Chief (anti terrorist).
Both eyed him pityingly and tried to keep straight faces to their credit.
Cringed again as he consorted with the anti Leb War ferals in London,basking in their adoration.Another chance for the BBC and ABC to redeem themselves squandered.
Is there a universal fantasy out there in cyber space to scrawl anti aunty slogans where the public can see them..maybe in biodegradable,harmless,easily washed off Aussie TOMATO SAUCE peraps peraps peraps?Down in Victoria
Blitz on soft drinks - soft drink inspectors to do spot checks in schools next year
Well there’s some more jobs created anyway
The soft drink police
Posted by aussiemagpie on 2006 10 09 at 10:50 AM • permalinkOh dear - the link didn’t work for #22 Try again then
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/printpage/0,5942,20548180,00.html
Posted by aussiemagpie on 2006 10 09 at 10:53 AM • permalinkOn Beck’s page, two posts back, he writes about a “shocking” “transgressive” art show in England. One of the exhibits is corrupt-cop news stories covered in semen and framed. Of course, that’s “bold” and “daring.”
Since the hell when? As far as I can tell, all art since The Urinal has been sex, feces, sex, urine, sex, feces…
Gah! I’m with Dave up on #16. Something truly shocking would be a bunch of liberals NOT telling the rest of us what to do/eat/say/think.
Am I the only one who remembers Gov’nur Bill jogging to the Mickey D’s while he lived at the White House? While I never liked him, I think a lot of “ordinary” Americans found it endearing that he had a junk food tooth. But Bill Clinton speaking out against junk food or AIDS prevention is just too ironic for words.
It pops in your mouth, not in your hands!
Posted by andycanuck on 2006 10 09 at 12:36 PM • permalinkBill “Fat-Ass” Clinton has no business telling anybody any damned thing about what they should eat, drink, snort, screw or smoke. He’s the poster boy for horrible personal habits and lack of discipline. The only reason he doesn’t weigh 350 is that his heart problem, whatever it was (and what a shame they found it in time to save his sorry ass), scared the bejesus out of him and/or he has somebody named Bruno following him around who smacks the shit out of him whenever they see him reaching for the junk food.
I remember him saying in some televised speech during his candidacy in 1992 that, “What America needs is a government that doesn’t let bad things happen to people.” I damn near had a stroke! The miserable, lying, fornicating, coke-snorting piece of dog crap!!
Wasn’t it Caligula who used to wish that his subjects had one neck to leash? Ah, collectivism.
Because I used to be a smoker, people thought that my outrage over the smoking laws were because I smoked. I tried then to tell them that they were allowing the government a foot in the door. These
power-lustersdo-gooders don’t care what it is they manage to make illegal, only that they make criminals. You can rule criminals. All you have to do is form up two classes; in this case, it is victims and the criminals. Not enough of both? Pass a law and create all you need of both.According to Gaius Suetonius Tranquillus, in his “The Twelve Caesars”, saltydog, it was indeed Caligula who said:
“Oh that the Roman people had but one neck, that I might cut it off at a blow!”
His favourite saying however, was:
Oderint dum metuant.
“I scorn their hatred, if they do but fear me.”
What a language, eh?Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 10 09 at 05:33 PM • permalinkHere in Oz there is actually some food nazis intent on making it illegal to advertise a food item as healthy if it contains more than 15g of sugar per serve.
Tough luck if you are a farmer wanting to advertise fresh fruit as something healthy to eat. Dickheads (the food nazis, I mean).
Speaking of Carter, there is an amusing extract from an interview with ole Jimmy after his dramatic and highly successful 1994 negotiations with Kimnutjob in today’s
The Australian.Never stopped him feeding “salty snacks” to the female interns.
Oh, but he didn’t. That was one of Monica’s main complaints. And the reason why the sink is so famous.
Insiders say Bill was one person when Hillary was in residence and quite a different person when the old ball ‘n chain was away. For one thing, he ate a lot of boring salads and other healthy food when she was home and pigged out on junk when she wasn’t. They much preferred the Hillaryless Bill.
Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 10 09 at 11:16 PM • permalink
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Why is Clinton so hung up on bad eating habits these days? After all, “Everybody does it.”