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My mother’s most recent travel report from Turkey:

Nearly had enough Mosques.

Posted by Tim B. on 09/24/2006 at 08:32 PM
  1. I hope there are no rumors of this Turkey being plastic.

    Posted by Carl H on 2006 09 24 at 08:42 PM • permalink

  2. “Nearly” is genius.

    Posted by arrowhead ripper on 2006 09 24 at 08:48 PM • permalink

  3. Like mother, like son.

    Posted by TimT on 2006 09 24 at 08:50 PM • permalink

  4. At least if you visit Malaysia you won’t be worriedby not enough Hindu temples - they are all going.

    Posted by WeekByWeek on 2006 09 24 at 08:59 PM • permalink

  5. As a matter of fact, you might say that, over in Turkey, it’s a freaking Mosquerade Ball!

    All right, I’m going ...

    Posted by TimT on 2006 09 24 at 09:00 PM • permalink

  6. Unfortunately they have an excellent franchise manager. This century’s Starbucks and the product is just as crap.

    Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2006 09 24 at 09:21 PM • permalink

  7. BEST mosque - the Hagia Sofia.

    Posted by ChrisPer on 2006 09 24 at 09:28 PM • permalink

  8. That’s LOL funny.

    Along with Mark Latham, I applaud Tim’s Mom’s way of expressing herself. God bless you, ma’am.

    Posted by JDB on 2006 09 24 at 09:49 PM • permalink

  9. She could have gone to Coburg instead.

    Posted by Nic on 2006 09 24 at 10:08 PM • permalink

  10. Funny, In January when I was in Italy I sent this message home:

    Just about had enough Cathedrals

    By that stage, however I was well and truly sick of other tourists asking me directions in broken Italian. Lost track of the number of times I had to tell them I didn’t know where I was either, and that I don’t speak Italian.

    Posted by AnthonyC on 2006 09 24 at 10:09 PM • permalink

  11. I understand your mom’s frustration.  Personally, I thought that’s all there was to look at in Muslim countries, mosques.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 09 24 at 10:19 PM • permalink

  12. I had the same reaction to didgeridoos in Sydney.

    Posted by slatts on 2006 09 24 at 11:05 PM • permalink

  13. Was there in July—fantastic, friendly country, strongly recommended.

    Posted by Otter on 2006 09 24 at 11:05 PM • permalink

  14. If your Mum returns via San Francisco, she should avoid the Mosque-oni Convention Center.

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 09 24 at 11:57 PM • permalink

  15. Tim, presumably your mum was inspired by Peter Costello to go and see the only Moslem country that has managed to separate church and state. There has been some back-sliding since Ataturk’s day, but the army exists as a bulwark of the western progreesive ideal which inspired Ataturk, to rein in the islamists.

    The people are very friendly and not like the Arabs (whom the Turks, having ruled them for many centuries, tend to look down on).

    If your mother is sick of the mosques, there are plenty of Greek, Roman, Hittite and Hellenistic sites to see. Or there’s great shopping at Istanbul’s famous covered market, the capali carsi.

    Posted by mr magoo on 2006 09 25 at 01:34 AM • permalink

  16. #15 Not to mention the recent Istanbul Court decision to uphold the right of a female author to write an account of the Armenian Holocaust (even if in a work of fiction).

    That Judge barely made it out of the court and home alive, but he made it.

    Trying desperately to find a link anywhere to the decision.

    (also, I hope your mother got a chance to go to Çatal Hüyük—described as “the oldest city in the world”. Man, I’d trade my last pieces of papyrii porn from Elephantis to go there.)

    Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 09 25 at 02:14 AM • permalink

  17. Maybe she should take a trip to Russia instead. I hear Mosqueow is nice this time of year.

    Oh, wait ...

    Posted by TimT on 2006 09 25 at 02:15 AM • permalink

  18. #7 Chrisper:

    BEST mosque - the Hagia Sofia.

    Because it began as a christian church?

    Posted by hipower on 2006 09 25 at 03:06 AM • permalink

  19. Ephesus

    My Mum went to Turkey a few years ago and I found this place very interesting.

    (I have deja vu - I’m sure I posted this before…)

    Posted by kae on 2006 09 25 at 04:56 AM • permalink

  20. #13 - spoken like a real otter-man.

    Posted by blogstrop on 2006 09 25 at 07:05 AM • permalink

  21. No doubt this will be held up as proof of Tim’s Islamaphobic upbringing…

    Of course anybody who has actually been to Turkey (as I have) will know exactly what she was talking about.

    It’s no different to endless oversize Buddhas and temples around South-East Asia. You’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. It takes you 5-10 of them to realise that however.

    Of course I bet after being accosted for the hundredth time in the street, she’s right over rugs as well.

    Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 09 25 at 08:41 PM • permalink

  22. Dan
    Mum went to China. She was on a bus tour, and she was ill on the trip and dragged herself out of the bus at every stop to see each tourist vista. The last one they stopped at was The Great Wall, again. She was too ill and had had enough of The Great Wall. Her travelling companions told her it was the best view.

    Posted by kae on 2006 09 25 at 09:11 PM • permalink

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