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The SMH’s Peter Hartcher and Marian Wilkinson bestow a grand title upon fact-dodging global warming guiltsob Sir Nicholas Stern:

The world’s leading economist on climate change ...

Now we must begin our search for:

• The world’s leading phrenologist on tidal currents

• The world’s leading cellist on mineral futures

• The world’s leading aerodynamicist on oyster breeding

• The world’s leading herpetologist on plastic surgery

• The world’s leading ethnomusicologist on gravity

• The world’s leading geologist on carpal tunnel syndrome

And, of course:

• The world’s leading climatologist on economics

Posted by Tim B. on 04/01/2007 at 11:58 AM
  1. The worlds leading proctologist on climate change proselytism.

    Posted by Carl H on 2007 04 01 at 12:09 PM • permalink

  2. How about the world’s leading linguist on politics?
    Oh wait, that’s already taken.
    Okay, the world’s leading also-ran presidential candidate on science?
    Oops, taken.
    Ummm, how about the world’s leading fat talk show host on geo-political strategery?
    Taken.
    Wow, this is hard.

    Posted by Veeshir on 2007 04 01 at 12:13 PM • permalink

  3. The world’s leading Hollywood celebrity on military strategy.
    Take your pick.

    Posted by Latino on 2007 04 01 at 12:27 PM • permalink

  4. World’s leading Scientologist on post-partum depression?

    World’s leading rock vocalist on Third World economics?

    Veeshir’s right, this is hard.

    Posted by Dave S. on 2007 04 01 at 12:30 PM • permalink

  5. Is that Mr. or Ms. Sir Nicolas.  I’m not sure how titles work.

    Posted by rhhardin on 2007 04 01 at 12:44 PM • permalink

  6. Hmmmm.

    I want to be the world’s leading reverse-phrenologist.

    A phrenologist reads a person’s personality by reading the bumps on the person’s head.

    I want to change the person’s personality by **putting** bumps on the person’s head.

    ...

    Mr. Al Gore, we’re ready to help you ...

    Posted by memomachine on 2007 04 01 at 01:15 PM • permalink

  7. This is indeed a topic close to my heart.

    As a lifelong professional flooder of rainforests, I hear so much crap from people who have no knowledge and no right to comment.

    Check out how many sociologists there are amongst the ecofascists.

    Oh, Mary, our planet’s a wonderful place

    But the organization’s a fucking disgrace

    The ignorant fuckwits rant and they rave and they shout

    They talk about stuff they know fuck all about

    But, I’ll tell you Mary, they might as well be

    Shovelling shit on the Isle of Capri

    Posted by Jack from Montreal on 2007 04 01 at 01:18 PM • permalink

  8. Don’t forget, the world’s leading politician on climatology.

    Posted by Bruce Rheinstein on 2007 04 01 at 01:30 PM • permalink

  9. Peter Hartcher and Marian Wilkinson,the worlds leading illiterate journalists on world leaders.

    Posted by stats on 2007 04 01 at 01:35 PM • permalink

  10. Is “world’s leading pseudo-science profiteer on film-making and world peace” taken?

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 04 01 at 01:35 PM • permalink

  11. stop</i>

    Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 04 01 at 01:36 PM • permalink

  12. The world’s leading rock musician on drugs?

    Posted by ErnieG on 2007 04 01 at 01:39 PM • permalink

  13. How about the world’s leading herpetologist on social issues?

    ciz someone’s got to do the squeezing…

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 04 01 at 01:42 PM • permalink

  14. The world’s leading Oscar committee member on good, tasteful filmmaking?

    Posted by Tungsten Monk on 2007 04 01 at 01:53 PM • permalink

  15. Shouldn’t we be asking a global gynocologist, since mother Earth appears to be having a heat flash?

    Posted by blogagog on 2007 04 01 at 01:58 PM • permalink

  16. this is better.

    Posted by Bruce Rheinstein on 2007 04 01 at 02:05 PM • permalink

  17. The world’s leading collection of dictators on world peace and human rights.

    Oops.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 04 01 at 02:19 PM • permalink

  18. How about Tennessee’s leading electricity hog and non-compliant zinc mine owner on how you and I need to cob back our unsustainable consumption?

    Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2007 04 01 at 03:38 PM • permalink

  19. The world’s leading soft drink on the paint of Gore’s car.

    Posted by Merlin on 2007 04 01 at 04:29 PM • permalink

  20. Well, guys, this is all a bit nasty.  I am after all, a scientist/economist and I work on climate policy.  Just don’t lead the world by the nose.

    And Stern is full of shit, and anyone working in my area knows it.

    Posted by entropy on 2007 04 01 at 04:58 PM • permalink

  21. Don’t forget the original cross-field “expert”:

    The world’s leading English lit. prof. on the Israeli/Palestinian conflict: Edward Said.

    Posted by SoCalJustice on 2007 04 01 at 05:30 PM • permalink

  22. The world’s leading computer virus programmer on the spread of infectious diseases due to climate change?

    Posted by ElectronPower on 2007 04 01 at 06:14 PM • permalink

  23. World’s leading journalist on anything.

    Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 04 01 at 06:28 PM • permalink

  24. The world’s leading lawyer on ethics.

    Posted by mr creosote on 2007 04 01 at 06:36 PM • permalink

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    Posted by 1.618 on 2007 04 01 at 06:37 PM • permalink

  26. Your search for the world’s longest penis should stop with me. I have taken advantage of all the ‘penis enlargement’ emails with stunning results. Now, if I need to visit the toilet to urinate I spend the first 5 minutes unrolling my rather long penis.

    Posted by Biff on 2007 04 01 at 06:46 PM • permalink

  27. Stern was an inspired choice by Blair.  Economists are famous for very temporary conclusions strongly made, and later spinning opposite results as really predicted by them.

    The long range economic predictions he’s offering are simply a Category Mistake.
    Add in all the unknown technology changes and advances in the next 50 years..

    It mixes with true science like oil with water.

    Posted by Barrie on 2007 04 01 at 06:51 PM • permalink

  28. The world’s leading Prima Balerina on stellar interiors.

    Posted by David A on 2007 04 01 at 06:51 PM • permalink

  29. From a previous thread:

    The carbon tax scenario has elevated economists like Stern as the vanguard to bring Gaia into ‘balance’ via the balance sheets, using punitive economic measures: all power to the economists - in league with Lefties, who’d have thunk?

    Economists triumph where Science has ‘failed’ ... Nick Stern and the Crimson Permanent Assurance ahoy! [c/- Monty Python]

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 01 at 06:52 PM • permalink

  30. #29
    The Permanent Assurance Crimson Offsets scheme. [c/- triticale]

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 01 at 06:58 PM • permalink

  31. The unwashed are not yet won over.  Gaia must speak to them the only way she can - via their hip pocket nerve.  Who better than her own leading economist to deliver the message of doom?

    Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 01 at 07:05 PM • permalink

  32. #1
    The world’s leading proctologist on finger buns.

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 01 at 07:10 PM • permalink

  33. The world’s leading politician on internet invention.

    Posted by deadparrot on 2007 04 01 at 07:16 PM • permalink

  34. Slightly O/T, but as we are discussing Gorebal Warmening…

    Tsunami warning issued 30 minutes ago for Queensland coast.

    Prudence would dictate leaving low-lying areas on the Queensland coast.

    Now back to your regular programme….

    Posted by Kaboom on 2007 04 01 at 07:21 PM • permalink

  35. How was Stern’s pre-eminence decided? Was there an International World Series Economist Death Match Pageant? And if so, who won the swimsuit section?
    I suppose it would be a bit too much to expect commentary on climate from the world’s leading climatologist.

    Posted by lotocoti on 2007 04 01 at 07:23 PM • permalink

  36. The world’s leading economist on climate change ...

    So it wasn’t just me who found that amusing then.

    Posted by Nic on 2007 04 01 at 07:36 PM • permalink

  37. Does that mean I can get the local weatherman to do my accounting next year?

    Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 04 01 at 07:54 PM • permalink

  38. Phatty Phil: the worlds leading onanist on everything

    Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 04 01 at 07:56 PM • permalink

  39. The world’s leading pacifist on the relion of peace

    Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 04 01 at 08:12 PM • permalink

  40. OT and don’t blink or you’ll miss it.  The SMH is actually describing offenders for once…

    Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 01 at 09:19 PM • permalink

  41. #33
    The world’s leading politician on wind farms, wind socks, wind bags, all things wind ...

    #37
    Seasonally adjusted, the books are looking OK?

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 01 at 09:53 PM • permalink

  42. The world’s leading ichthyologist on teaching-polar-bears-to-swim-permanently.

    Posted by Mike_W on 2007 04 01 at 10:59 PM • permalink

  43. I went to a lecture the other day billed as featuring the world’s leading dolphin trainer on quantum mechanics.  Turns out that he was actually the world’s third leading sea lion trainer on Newtonian mechanics.  Dang, did I feel ripped off.

    Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 04 01 at 11:05 PM • permalink

  44. The world’s leading collection of dictators on world peace and human rights.

    Oops.

    Don’t be so hard, Rebecca.
    The Left is trying hard to understand them and revise its assessments to see the good in dictatorship.
    Saddam, Mugabe, and many Arab leaders keep control well, and so does China.
    People hanker for the old USSR too.

    Democracy is soooo last century

    Posted by Barrie on 2007 04 01 at 11:21 PM • permalink

  45. The world’s leading hand puppeteer on nuclear technology.

    Posted by HC44 on 2007 04 01 at 11:30 PM • permalink

  46. World’s leading diplomat on problem solving.

    Posted by Grimmy on 2007 04 01 at 11:36 PM • permalink

  47. #41

    The world’s leading politician on wind farms, wind socks, wind bags, all things wind ...

    C’mon egg_, that’s plausible.

    Posted by kae on 2007 04 02 at 12:00 AM • permalink

  48. Someone should really tell Steve McIntyre, Ian Castles, David Henderson, or William Nordhaus, all of whom have shown the gaping holes in Stern’s work. Stern is a fucking public servant. He’s not the leading economist on anything. It is a complete disgrace as an economist to do a cost benefit analysis and not even say what discount rate you are using.

    As a finance PhD, shit like that really pisses me off. The whole analysis depends on the assumption that you can only earn 2% on your money each year. Never mind that the stock market has earned 8% on average for the last 100 years. If Stern is so sure of that, then perhaps he’d be willing to offer me a loan at 2%, and in 2 years I’ll use the profits I’ve made to hire people to follow him around throwing goat faeces at him. Moron.

    Posted by Behemoth on 2007 04 02 at 12:03 AM • permalink

  49. A High School Dropout Explains Global Warming

    Act now, before we all die.
    Don’t hesitate or ask why.
    My vast expertise
    With burgers and cheese
    Tells me we’re all gonna fry.

    Posted by lyle on 2007 04 02 at 12:37 AM • permalink

  50. Tony Blair: We’ll need a few stern words for the UN on Climate Change!
    Mr Humphreys: I’ll see that we do, Prime Minister ...

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 02 at 12:52 AM • permalink

  51. Rosie O’Donnell Reflects on Her Popularity

    This here’s what the yentas like most:
    The friggin’ true facts, coast to coast,
    A shit-load of class
    Up my Rosie-red ass,
    Plus brains but I don’t wanna boast.

    Posted by lyle on 2007 04 02 at 01:58 AM • permalink

  52. From the dissection of the Stern report it seems he is just as talented when it comes to climatology as he is when it comes to economics. An all-round intellect.

    The amazing thing about Stern is how Rudd is besotted by him.  Not many people would be willing to sacrifice their own country just to impress some minor foreign bureaucrat. It certainly contradicts Labor’s policy to rid Australia of British influence.

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 04 02 at 02:46 AM • permalink

  53. The world’s leading porn star on the history of the Catholic Church.

    Posted by Jack Lacton on 2007 04 02 at 03:20 AM • permalink

  54. #51

    Lyle, that is first class. Robert Conquest territory. Salut!

    Posted by JonathanH on 2007 04 02 at 04:26 AM • permalink

  55. Turnbull was devastating to Nanny’s Franny on RN Breakfast this morning:

    • Labor’s emissions targets are akin to New Year’s resolutions: remote and unrealistic
    • Rudd’s knowledge of Chinese history: ‘let 100 flowers bloom’ lead to Mao’s purges of 500,000 intellectuals


    [2nd hour of audio file, @11 min in.]

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 02 at 07:25 AM • permalink

  56. #55 egg_
    Thanks for that recommendation. It’s the first time I’ve been able to listen to Phrenetic Phranny for more than about 30 seconds.
    Turnbull did her like a dinner.

    Posted by Skeeter on 2007 04 02 at 08:02 AM • permalink

  57. #56 skeeter
    Welcome!

    Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 03 at 06:22 AM • permalink

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