Monday, February 18, 2008
NATIONAL HEALING CONTINUES
Disagree with Kevin Rudd’s apology? Then you’re a Nazi klansman, according to Labor lapdancer Simon Webster:
Dozens of ordinary decent Australians in pointy white hats demanded Rudd say sorry for saying sorry. The Sorry Sorry campaign will be called the SS for short, which is quite handy because many campaigners already own uniforms bearing those initials.
Speaking of extremists who like dressing up in bizarre nationalistic outfits, John Howard was the only living former prime minister not at Parliament House on Wednesday.
In other comical Rudd news, Labor staffer Lachlan Harris cannot bring himself to use the words “back” or “turn”.
UPDATE. “I’d like to move a motion that we no longer wear the pointy white hats,” writes Infidel Tiger. “It appears they are an object of ridicule. I’m happy to keep the jack boots, but we will put it to a show of ‘Sieg Heils’.”