Tuesday, January 03, 2006
THEY WALK AMONG US
Having solved all earthling-related problems, the UN now looks to bring together humans and space creatures:
For the first time in 27 years, the United Nations General Assembly will be debating the issue of establishing diplomatic relations with advanced Extraterrestrial Civilizations that may now be visiting Earth.
Press releases announcing this went out on January 1, but they’ve since been ... exterminated. Possibly by angry moon aliens. More on this from Tom Heard.
UPDATE. Chip: “Genocide in Sudan will be addressed after we improve relations with Andromeda.”
UPDATE II. Tom Heard: “It appears that the press release was from a bunch of nutcase NGOs instead of the UN itself like the Google News Alert alluded to.”